falling off her bed tryin to see the tv in dublin. i dont think we'll ever be able to top that one. pure hilarity.

Things to do in lectures:

Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the lecturer makes by waving it and saying, "Quite right, old bean!"

Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the lecturer to focus the overhead projector.

Sit in the front and color in your textbook.

When the lecturer calls your name in roll, respond "that's my name, don't wear it out!"

Wear earmuffs. Every few minutes, ask the lecturer to speak louder.

Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board. (oh the number of times this has actually happened in my classes....)

Squint thoughtfully while giving the lecturer strange looks. In the middle of lecture, tell him he looks familiar and ask whether he was ever in an episode of Starsky and Hutch.

Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the lecturer says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.

Sing your questions.

When the lecturer calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE! Oh, no, sorry."

Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it.

Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY".

Stare continually at the lecturer's crotch. Occassionally lick your lips.

Address the lecturer as "your excellency".

Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the lecturer if he's been drinking.

Shout "WOW!" after every sentence of the lecture.

Ask whether you have to come to class.

Relive your school days by leaving chalk stuffed in the blackboard dusters.

Watch the lecturer through binoculars.

Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall.

When the lecturer turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!"

Correct the lecturer at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.

Sit in the front row reading the lecturer's graduate thesis and snickering.

Claim that you wrote the class text book.

Claim to be the teaching assistant. If the real one objects, jump up and scream "IMPOSTER!"

Spend the lecture blowing kisses to other students.

Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.

Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your seat after the lecturer answers.

Interrupt every few minutes to ask the lecturer, "Can you spell that?"

Wink at the lecturer every few minutes.

In the middle of lecture, ask your lecturer whether he believes in ghosts.

Laugh heartily at everything the lecturer says. Snort when you laugh.

I escaped my final moment,
But its turning back on me,
On every corner I can feel it waiting
Just a moment, no awareness
I could easily slip away
And then I’ll be gone forever

I’m searching, I’m fighting for a way to get through
To turn it away.

It’s waiting, always trying
I feel the hands of fate, they’re suffocating
Tell me what’s the reason
Is it all inside my head?
Can’t take it no more.

All around me I see danger
And it’s closing in on me
Every second I can hear it breathing.
I can’t stand the fear inside me
Because its leading me astray
And it will be my ending.

I’m searching, I’m fighting for a way to get through
To turn it away.

It’s waiting, always trying
I feel the hands of fate, they’re suffocating
Tell me what’s the reason
Is it all inside my head?
Can’t take it no more.

But now I’ll face what’s coming my way
And I will let my fear fade away
Whatever will be, I’ll have to find out.

It’s waiting, always trying
I feel the hands of fate, they’re suffocating
Tell me what’s the reason
Is it all inside my head?
Can’t take it no more.


Within Temptation - Final Destination