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- Me, Myself, and I
- If i was to start believing in a flying spaghetti monster tomorrow ,and started to worship it ,and built a house in which to practise this worship.
And if i then concocted a set of rules or ,commandments if you will, that this flying spaghetti monster had "told " me ... and i lived my life in abject servitude of this spaghetti monster ,in constant fear that i angered this spaghetti monster in some way ,and he would cast me down into a fiery pit for eternity .
If ever a thing was to happen that i did not have a reason for ,or could explain using logic and reason , i could just say " ah sure the flying spaghetti monster moves in mysterious ways " .
Would you think im crazy???
Surely people have been locked up for less ..but this sort of thing is going on all around us, and we turn a blind eye,these believers are in positions of supreme power ,and control over us
Look around you people , and WISE UP !!!
- The Hitlist
- emos, hippies , veggies , skobers , brendan o conner , barry scott, world of warcraft players , paris hilton , louis walsh , simon cowell , americans full stop, catholic church , all other religions for that matter , tom cruise, pete doherty, the ugly one from girls allowed , lorcan malone (from sweet 16 ireland) , Brian ormonde
- the tarantino's, anchorman, starsky and hutch, wedding crashers, swingers, star wars, oldboy lady vengeance, battle royale, brotherhood, the eye, ju-on, r-point, not another teen movie, dumb and dumber, dogma, goonies, willy wonka, irreversible, boyz in the hood, brick, shawshank, se7en. ...
- eeeeh not for me....no more than a fleeting interest in mainstream sports gaa soccer etc, except other than its a good excuse to go boozing.although i love sports where anything has an engine is involved, rally , drift, f1, gt, btcc
- When i rule the world
- gold sovereign rings, tracksuits , hoopy earrings, gold rope chains are BANNED along with anything else from elizabeth duke in argos.being a member of a boyband will be punishable by death, this includes boybands masquerading as "rock bands" so good charlotte and mcfly watch out , yere cards are marked..absinthe shall be made legal and absinthe fountains will be on every street corner
- People i admire
- The late great Ayrton Senna , best there ever was and the best there ever will be . Larry David from Curb your Enthusiasm. He's a fucking asshole and he dont care, same goes for Bob Kelso, Will Ferrel cos hes the funniest fucker on the planet
- my car
- silver just turned to gold , and shes a monster ... 280bhp baby
- thought for the day
- People call me eddy; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang
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Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.
Mr. T hates playing 'Rock Paper Scissors' because he doesn't believe anything could beat rock. He always chooses rock, and when someone throws paper, he says,"I win." If someone is foolish enough to dispute this, he takes his clenched fist and punches them in the face, then says, "I thought your paper would protect you."
When Mr. T folds his arms, the U.S. Terror Alert Level is raised to gold.
Children are afraid of the dark. Dark is afraid of Mr. T.
Mr. T isn't afraid of flying, but God fears the consequences of letting him fall.
The last man who made eye contact with Mr. T was Ray Charles.
Rocky III was a groundbreaking film. It took 135 special effects artists 13 months to make it seem like Rocky won the second fight to Mr. T.
April 1st became known as "April Fool's Day" only after Mr. T decided it would be easier to pity a whole bunch of fools on a set date rather than pitying a few fools each day.
When Mr. T received his star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame, he made his hand prints after the cement was dry.
Condoms were not invented because Mr. T's penis needed protection, but because the world needed protection from Mr. T's penis.
23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.
Despite the vast number of fools on earth at any given time, Mr. T has so much spare pity left at the end of every year he crushes it into a ball, sets fire to it and hurls it into space. This is how stars are born.
Human females have two X chromosomes. Males have an X and a Y. Mr. T has three Ys and a T. He's more man than you'll ever be.
Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.
Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.
There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.
Mr.T pities the fools who don't eat his cereal, as it is the only known source of Vitamin T.
Mr. T once ate four 72 oz. steaks in 12 minutes. He spent the first 5 minutes laughing at the fact it takes Chuck Norris fifteen minutes to eat three.
Mr T died ten years ago, but the Grim
Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Mr T CAN touch MC Hammer.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for
Mr T does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of
failure. Mr T goes killing.
Mr T counted to infinity - twice.
Mr. T scared the black out of Michael Jackson.
Mr. T destroyed the periodic table, saying Mr. T. only recognizes
the element of surprise.
AND THAT IS WHY MR T RULES
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Take a minute an pray for the repose of gerry dunnes social life .. It's been on its deathbed the past while now, but it gave its last rattly gasp of life before sinking in to the underworld ,yesterday the 30th of january when eircom delivered his broadband connection..
stay tuned to hear the progress on him turning into a veritable recluse , spending days at a time logged onto the internet playing world of warcraft , wondering why his clothes dont fit anymore , asking his poor long suffering father to roll himto the toilet because he needs to make a plopsie, having to wash himself with a stick ... oh the humanity
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