1. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
2. Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?
3. Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
4. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
5. Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
6. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
7. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
8. Did you hurt your self when you fell from Heaven ?
9. Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
10. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
11. Do you want to see something swell?
12. Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."
13. Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
14. Get your coat love, you've pulled.
15. Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
16. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
17. Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
18. Hi, my name is (Name), how do you like me so far?
19. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
20. Hi. Are you cute?
21. I didn't believe in angels until I meet you!
22. I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
23. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
24. I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
25. I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
26. I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
27. I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
28. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
29. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
30. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
31. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
32. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
33. I'm easy. Are you?
34. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
35. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
36. I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
37. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
38. Is that a ladder in your tights? Or is it the stairway to heaven?
39. Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
40. I've got the body of a chippendale,.... he's buried under the patio at home.
41. I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

1. We know countless moves and positions
2. We like to do it on camera
3. We can do it in the street, and the park
4. We use special equipment
5. We like to go all day, sometimes even night sessions
6. We'll travel far just to find some
7. We like kinks
8. We do it with more than one person
9. We'll "grind on" anything
10. We can do it backwards
11. We can handle big gaps
12. We slip more when its wet
13. We switch our position when you least expect it
14. We always have our pants half way down anyway
15....We always WAX IT first

Chuck Norris can make a bomb out of McGuiver.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

When the Bogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's pick up truck runs on the man's own piss. He hasn't refeulled in 17years and Nasa are considering asking for a urine sample to use as feul for their expedition to the other side of the galaxy. Nobody from Nasa has worked up the courage to ask him.

Chuck Norris's hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch. Chuck Norris decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk an Kill.

Chuck Norris has no chin under his beard, just another fist.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Chuck Norris goes KILLING.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allowed to live.

Chuck Norris eats hand grenades and doesn't think they are spicy.

Chuck Norris appeared in the game Street Fighter II, but his character had to be removed in development because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick, killing all opponents instantly. When asked about this glitch, Chuck Norris replied; "THAT'S NO GLITCH".

Chuck Norris once ate 147 steaks, the equivilant of 2 large Texas cattle ranches,in one hour. He spent the first 50mins having sex with the waitress.

Chuck Norris doesn't shower. He takes bloodbaths.

When Chuck Norris donates blood, he declines the syringe. Instead he requests a handgun and a bucket.

When Chuck Norris sends in his tax forms he submits a blank page with a photo of himself,ready to attack. Chuck Norris has never paid any tax. Ever.