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El Presidente

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About Me

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WHEN YOURE BLIND EVERYTHING LOOKS PERFECT TO YOU
Me, Myself, and I
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND LET THE TRUTH REVEAL RUN THROUGH THE DARKNESS AND LET THE WOUNDS HEAL TAKE AWAY THE FEAR ALL I WANT IS FOR YOU TO BE HERE
Music
eminem, guns n roses, ac dc, metallica, bon jovi (yep), iron maiden, flobots, linkin park, the clash, greenday, ozzy osbourne, black sabbith, kings of leon, sex pistols, billy idol, marilyn manson, phill collins, rage against the machine, system of a down
life
unemployed hate goverment so calculate that im errrr -100, 748, 343, 324, 342, 633, 583, 8
 49.000000000000000000000001
to live and not to die
is like being tortured forever
]{ing nothing (pc powerplay forums)
You are the best

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    El Presidente

    need moar luv

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    3/23/10
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11 Layers Of Me

Layer One: On the Outside
Full Name: El Presidente
Birthday: 23/01/97
Current Location: behind you
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Righty or Lefty: righty trying lefty
Zodiac Sign: aquarius
Layer Two: On the Inside
Your Strengths: my knoledge of gaming and im awesome
Your Fears: heights and chuck norris
Your Weaknesses: bewbs
Ambition in life: to be better than you
Layer Three: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
Your thoughts first waking up: fucking hell
Your bedtime: whenever i feel like it
Your most missed memory: modern wafare 2
Layer Four: Pick Your Choice
Pepsi or Coke: red bull
McDonald: kfc
Single or Group dates: group (i have less chance of being raped lol)
Adidas or Nike: nike
Lipton Tea or Nestea: red bull
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cold Coffee or Hot Coffee: red bull
Layer Five: Do You
Smoke: no
Have a current crush: no
Think you: yes
Want to get married: if i get money yes
Believe in yourself: if that means i think i pwn then yes
Think you: na
Layer Six: In the Past Month
Drank alcohol: no
Gone to the mall: no
Eaten Sushi: no
Gone skating: no
Dyed your hair: no
Layer Seven: Have Your Ever?
Played a stripping game: no
Gotten beaten up: yes
Changed who you were to fit in: no
Layer Eight: Getting Old
Age you are hoping to be married: 34
Layer Nine: Perfect Mate
Best Eye Color: any
Best Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: long
Layer Ten: What were you doing...
1 Minute Ago: doing this
1 Hour Ago: playing ski free avoiding the yeti
1 Day Ago: playing batman arkan asylum
1 Year Ago: playing command and conquer generals
Layer Eleven: Finish the Sentence
I Love: red bull
I Feel: like a can of red bull
I Hate: it when i dont have red bull
I Hide: my red bull
I Miss: my red bull
I Need: my red bull

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1.What DVD is in your DVD player right now?
how the fuck do i know

2.If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
yes i watch man vs wild and survivorman

3.Do you look more like your mum or your dad?
the answer is blowing in the wind

4.Is that your natural hair color?
yes BTW YOU SUCK ASS

5.How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
11 HOURS

6.Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
ERR I DONT KNOW

7.Do you have a crush on anyone?
NO IM 2 AWESOME FOR THAT

8.How long have you known them and do they know you like them?
DUDE LOOK ABOVE THIS QUESTION

9.Can you lick your elbow?
NO ONLY SMART PEOPLE CAN (I GET HURT WHEN I TRY)

10.If you jumped out your bedroom window right now, how injured would you get?
INJURED MAYBE A BRUICE AND CUTS (THE WINDOWS CLOSED_

11.If you woke up as the opposite sex, what’s the 1st thing you would do?
USE AS ADVANTAGE KICK SOME GUYS ASS

12.Do you wear fake tan?
NO WHY WOULD I

13.Do you like sneezing, or do you hate that feeling?
ERR DUDE WTF R U ON

14.What is your favourite room in your house?
MY ROOM (DUHH)

15.What was the last thing you had to drink?
DEMON ENERGY

16.Do fish make good pets?
YES THEY DO

17.Would you rather have a pet Ostrich or a pet Sheep?
HMM A CROSS BREED

18.Has an animal ever attacked you?
YES A GURMUN

19.What kind of mobile phone do you own?
DONT HAVE ONE REAL AWESOME PEOPLE COMMUNICATE VIA CHAT ROOMS

20.Whats the biggest amount of mobile phone credit/phone bill you've had in a month?
FUCK YOU

21.Who’s car were you last in that wasn’t family?
WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU

22.Are they a good driver in your opinion?
YES

23.When’ s the last time you showered
TODAY I DONT LIKE BEING STINKY

24.If you didnt shower for 3 days do you think you would smell?
NO IM TO AWESOME TO STINK

25.Do you sleep in a single or double bed?
SINGLE I AINT ATTRACTIVE SO I WONT GET LAIED

26.Do you make your bed daily?
YES COZ IM AWESOME

27.How many clothes do you have in your closet?
HEAPS

28.Where’d you get the top you’re wearing?
HAVE NO IDEA

29.How many windows/tabs do you have open on your computer right now?
3

30.Do you ever crack your knuckles/fingers?
NO THAT IS BORING

31.When was the last time you laughed really hard?
ERR WA FEW SECONDS AGO

32.Do you take compliments well?
YES IF U MEAN FUCK YOU

33.Do you find piercings attractive?
NA

34.Would you rather be able to fly for a day or be invisible for a day?
INVISIBLE HEIGHTS ARE SCAREY

35.Do you personally know the people on your top friends list?
YES DUHH

36.Where does number one live?
N.Z

37.Would you date them?
NO

38.Who kissed you on the forehead last?
I DONT KNOW GOD

39.What color of socks do you have on?
NONE OW

40.Do you have any interesting bruises or scars?
YES A BRUISE THAT IM GONNA GIVE TO U BY USING MA FIST

41.How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
5 MINUTES (AT THE MOST)

42.Have you bought anything today?
NOPE

43.Ever dated someone you didn't find attractive in the least?
NO I WASALWAYS SINGLE

44.Where’s the closest hoodie to you right now?
ON ME (ZIP UP THOUGH)

45.Morning or night person? Or Afternoon?
NIGHT COZ ITS DARK

46.Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
YES GOOD THING I HAVNT BEEN SEEN

47.What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever licked?
A FROZEN POLE

48.How many pics of just you do you have?
NONE

49.What fast food restaurant do you think has the Best French Fries?
K.F.C AND BURGER KING

50.Would you prefer Irn Bru or Vimpto?
WHAT THE HELL

51.When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
I DONT LOOK AT MIRRORS

52.Have you ever had a “kick me” sign on your back without realizing it?
NO I HAD A RAPE ME SIGN ON MY BAC THOUGH (GOOD THING NO ONE SAW) APART FROM THE GUY EHO PUT IT ON (HE WAS MY M8)

53.Lap top or pc?
P.C

54.What color is your keyboard?
BLACK

55.Who is your internet provider and who pays for it?
NO IDEA

56.Have you ever sat down in a chair but fell to the floor, only to find that someone pulled out your chair on purpose?
NO

57.Do things like that still amuse you when they happen to other people?
NOPE

58.Did you know that twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet have the same rhyme?
YES

59.Did you just sing them to make sure?
NO

60.Are you a secretive person, or are you open with your thoughts?
BOTH

61.If you had to, would you rather eat maggots or worms?
WORMS

62.Have you seen a sunflower in real life before?
NOPE

63.Have you ever used eye lash curlers?
FUCK NO

64.Do you text or call more?
NONE THATS BORING

65.Do you find Russell Brand funny or irritating?
FUNNY LIKE FUCK

66.Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
YES COZ LOVE IS LIKE AN ELEVATOR IT GOES UP AND DOWN AND IT HAS A WEIGHT LIMIT

67.What item that needs batteries is nearest to you?
DONT KNOW MAN

68.Who was the last person you slow danced with?
ERR I REMEMBER NO I DONT

69.Have you ever taken a picture of your eye?
YES THE FLASH WAS ON AND I WAS BLINDED FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES

70.Do you actually believe that Alaska is covered in snow?
NO THERES ICE YOU KNOW

71.Do you prefer peppermint or spearmint?
SPEAR ITS AWESOME

72.What is the most amount of money you would spend on a pillow?
$30

73.If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
METALLIC BLUE IM AWESOME

74.How many tv's in your house?
3

75.Type your name using only your elbow
SWAWOJNHNHYT

76.Do you ever go a few days without changing your underwear?
NO

77.Are you ever purposely irritating?
YES EVERYONE IN MY CLASS KNOWS THAT

78.If you were another person would you be friends with you?
NO

79.Do you still have your tonsils and your appendix?
YES

80.Favourite sports to watch?
BEER PONG ITS AWESOME

81.Can you play Poker?
FIZUCK NO THAT REQUIRES A HI IQ

82.Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
NO

83.Have you ever touched an Elephant?
THAT SOUNDS WRONG

84.Have you had a Birthday so far this year?
YES

85.Do you like to have ice in your drinks?
NO FUCKING WAY IF U GIVE ME ICE I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FACE

86.Have you ever used a metal detector to look for treasure?
NO THAT IS

87.Do you prefer Lemons or Limes?
LIME

88.Do you prefer trampolines or bouncy castles?
TRAPOLINE BOI

89.Have you ever crawled through a window?
YES

90.Did your parents spoil you as a child?
YES

91.Look behind you, what do you see?
A WALL

92.Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
NO

93.Do you prefer beef, pork, or lamb?
BEEF JERKY

94.Are you an aunt/uncle?
no

95.Do you know all the words to your national anthem?
FUCK NO

96.What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
THE FACT THAT UR GAY

97.Do you still watch kiddie films and tv shows?
EFF NO

98.If you were walkin down the street and someone sprayed you with water what would you do?
KICK THEIR ASS

99.Have you ever broken a bone?
NO :(

100.How many times have you moved house?
NONE

101.If you could make someone disappear who would it be?
HARIS

102.Curtains or blinds?
BLINDS ARE AWESOME

103.Can you cook a Sunday Roast?
NO WAY

104.Have you watched 'the cunt family' on youtube?
NO AND I WONT