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Emily Aird
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Female, 27,
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- from Dundee and Penicuik
- I am In a Relationship
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- Member since: February 2005
- Last active: 11/22/09
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- Snow patrol, P!nk, Franz Ferdinand AND the Carribean all in one year....not possible is it?!
- Me, Myself, and I
- Woohoo I'm a real proper scientist in a lab with chemicals and everything!
I like having bouncy fits of happiness
- Music
- Killers and Snow Patrol - bands I SO wanna see. Liking Paramore at the moment muchly.
p!nk ('leave me alone' is such a class song - it's mine and K's revision one and it rings true in every sense!) - Scared Of
- SPIDERS- horrible creatures and have no right to live in my opinion! also...there is absolutely no need for them to have EIGHT legs when they are a million times smaller than us and we only require 2!!
- What I did at Uni...
- 1) Smashed up a skull with a chisel, while it was still attached to it's body.
2) Got my leg electricuted numerous times which felt like drops of ACID being dropped on it...not fun!
3) Pretty sure I enhaled a dead person's bones...tis not cool!
4) Discovered why chicken legs give red meat.
5) Decapitated someone by breaking their neck with my bare hands.
6) Sliced open our cadavar's oesphagus and it was filled with gunk...I maintain she was choked to death - YES! We have a murder victim on our table!!
7) Sawed through a jaw and tongue - harder than you might think! That was my work out for the day I tell you!
Shaved a skull with a chisel to find middle ear...kinda accidentally destroyed all the bones inside it....
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What photo should Rimple use in her campaign to win VPSW?
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What should I do when I graduate? (other options gratefully received!)
- Doss about, look for a random job somewhere.
- Go on placement to Germany, Australia or find a job somewhere else abroad....New Zealand perhaps.
- Get a Lab job in Edinburgh
- Get a Lab job in Dundee
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What's the best reason for going to see Sweeny Todd?
- Johnny Depp....obviously! If it was a film with him just standing there for 2 hours, I'd still g
- Alan Rickman - he's attractive and no-one knows why....kinda like Nick Nick ;)
- The fact it's about a barber who slits peoples throats and then they're made into pies!
- The musical element...Tim Burton=
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Hmmmmm thoughts of Emily............
Do you ever think why?! Just why? I mean, I know I can be slightly annoying with all the why and how quesitons. I'm in sympathy most with my mother and Nicola who had to endure it most when I actually had to ask all these questions just to learn the basics in life. Mind the lyrics you always fell back on Nics? 'Don't ask questions, coz I don't know why....it's like that and that's the way it is!' Now it's probably my K that is subjected to it most now and it's all the questions that I simply should have known the answers to a million years ago but as everyone know (and Doug keeps reminding me)....I lived in a box for most of my childhood. Therefore, in my fourth and final year of Uni, I do feel a little silly sometimes asking these questions coz most of the time people laugh at me for it
especially Doug and Louise (most memorably was when we were in 5th year at High School....ah it still haunts me!.......and I had to ask what Rockports were). Aha, I think I just psychoanalyzed myself. I was too scared to ask the right questions coz I'd get laughed at and then feel embarrassed and then feel embarrassed about said quesitons...THAT'S why I don't know stuff and why I find it hard to talk about stuff now. I'm a genius, maybe I should become a psychologist......after I've sorted my own issuousness of couse.
Ok, that was a tangent, I was merely going to spraff about procrastination (yes Doug, I do like that word - lots and lots). So...what should I be doing right now? Writing up a lecture about Human Metabolism...well it's not really, it's about positron emission tomography, cyclotrons more specifically. Sounds like I'm doing a film course instead, studying Transformers and that but no, it's just plain science. I'm listening to Coheed at the moment, I am very gutted as they are playing at the Barrowlands on 4th Feb but I can't go coz Paul and Doug refuse to put up with the supporting band (namely Fightstar - Busted remains!) in order to see them. Even more gutting coz even though it's a Monday night, I could still go coz I'm off on Tuesdays ;( I think they'd be an amazing band to see live, just so weird!
Next topic of conversation.....Woo a party 2moro night! If anyone's reading this on Thursday or Friday and wants to come, it's at mine, kinda late birthday bash around 8pm-ish. Well looking forward to it
We shall enjoy some good music (ok, MY opinion of good music), a few beers and maybe a cream cake or two. Ooooh great opportunity for people to eat all the hundreds of chocolate me and Liz got at Christmas - not that we're ungrateful at all, there's just SO much of it!!!
Suppose I'd better go, been on this since the end of Hollyoaks and I kinda need the toilet! lol. So fairwell my bored little blog readers, I shall see you anon......
lots of love and orange huggliness Emz xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
P.s. If I don't know you then why are you reading my blog? That's kinda weird.
P.p.s. Hopefully see most of you tomorrow (friendly people, not the weird stranger blog-reading bebo stalkers).
P.p.p.s. Okay, you can go now, I'm not keeping you here.
P.p.p.p.s. Seriously, leave me alone, I don't wanna talk to you anymore.
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P.p.p.p.p.p.s. I'm still waiting for you to close down this blog page and carry on with your own life....there is world outside of Bebo you know.
P.p.p.p.p.p.p.s. Right that's it, you've forced me to drastic action now......
P.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s. Yip that's it, I'm going to have to leave you then since you won't go.
P.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s. I will, don't think I won't. I'll go and you'll be left all alone, friendless, wordless etc etc.
P.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s. I'm sorry, Goodbye xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Meh he he, you thought I'd gone eh? Maybe I have, but I can always see you..................sleep well xxxx6 Comments 288 weeks
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Getting old!
George Carlin's Views on Aging
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like
to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than
10 years old, you're so excited about
aging that you think in fractions.
"How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!"
You're never thirty-six and a half.
You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key
You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back.
You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.
"How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13,
but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . .
you become 21. Even the words sound
like a ceremony .
YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!
But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there?
Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to
throw him out. There's no fun now, you're
Just a sour-dumpling.
What's wrong? What's changed?
You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40.
Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you
REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.
But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60.
You didn't think you would!
So you BECOME 21,
TURN 30,
PUSH 40,
REACH 50
and
MAKE it to 60.
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70!
After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!
You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle;
you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime.
And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards;
"I Was JUST 92."
Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over
100, you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!"
May you all make it to a healthy
100 and a half!!
HOW TO STAY YOUNG
1. Throw out nonessential numbers.
This includes age, weight and height. Let the
doctors worry about them. That is why you pay "them."
2. Keep only cheerful friends.
The grouches pull you down.
3. Keep learning.
Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening,
whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind
is the devil's workshop."
And the devil's name is
Alzheimer's.
4. Enjoy the simple things.
5. Laugh
often, long and loud. Laugh
until you gasp for breath.
6. The tears happen.
Endure, grieve, and move on.
The only person (apart from Jesus), who is with
us our entire life, is ourselves.
Be ALIVE while you are alive.
7. Surround yourself with what you love ,
whether it's family, pets, keepsakes,
music, plants, hobbies, whatever.
Your home is your refuge.
8. Cherish your health:
If it is good, preserve it.
If it is unstable, improve it.
If it is beyond what you can
improve, get help.
9. Don't take guilt trips.
Take a trip to the mall,
even to the next county;
to a foreign country but
NOT to where the guilt is.
10. Tell the people you
love that you love them ,
at every opportunity.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the
number of breaths we take,
but
by the moments that
take our breath away.
2 Comments 307 weeks
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wOuLd YoU.....
1.give me ur number?
2.love me?
3.let me kiss u?
4.watch a movie with me?
5.have dinner with me?
6.drive me sumwhere?
7.tel me you love me?
8.want to be my gf/bf?
9.be happy with me?
10.tell me u think im cute?
11.buy me a drink ?
12.take me home?
13.let me sleep in ur bed?
14.french kiss me?
15.do u think im attractive?
16.do u like my style?
17.do u think im funny?
18.do u care about me?
19.would u dance wit me?
20.would u shag me?
21.take advantage of me when i'm drunk?(or have you?)
22.get drunk with me?
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Cool cool! Well let me know when you next be back! That's an awesome website! When I have pennies I'll have to buy some of their fancy tea! Thanks to your friend for showing it to you! Speak soon, xXx
Hellooooo! Apologies for not replying to your texts, no credit and for some ridiculous reason every time I've been on Bebo over the past couple of days to text you, I've been distracted and signed out. I am a silly goose sometimes! I would love to meet up for tea on the 7th, but I think I am going to be in Dumfries and Galloway that weekend (you remember Jennie's sister Emily from the party? It's her 21st partay thing you see!). Sorry! Will let you know if it changes though! When are you in Edinburgh again after that? Sorry I am quite rubbish and correspondance! Love, love xXx
Hey! Thank you so much for coming last night, it really meant a lot! And it was just good to see you! Putting the photos online in a wee bit so you can peruse them! Speak soon lady! xXx
Gooood evening! Happy New Year! Thank you for the text! Unfortunately I have no money to reply to you, so am doing so on here, I'm clever me! Hehe! Christmas was lovely, was really good to be home and to see everyone. Santa was very good to me - I am now running out of space on my DVD and book shelves! How was yours? What did Santa bring you? Were you at home or in Dundee for New Year? Job still going well? Of course it's ok to let me know, you know where to get me when you know what's going on! But we'll meet for tea soon either way! Speak soon! xXx
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Hey hey! How are you doing? You got all your Christmas shopping done? We need to meet up soon! Did you get your Christmas card by the way? xXx
Heyyyy special buddy!! sorry ive not been on in agesss! i <3 the pic
its soooooo goood thanksies!! xxx
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heylo havent talked to u in a wile yup iv had bebo for a wile now lol im sure i had u as a friend but maybe nt - things are ok here - busy busy busy - how about u? no iv jus turned 16 actually - nt 17 til nxt year lol - im sure wel come up sumtime around then im nt sure have fun and take care amz xxx
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loving th pic u drew on claires bebo
hows u nyways? xx
Well hey ther sis! Yeah opera house was pretty stunning i have to say, went to the ballet in the main theatre, much goodness i have to say! Sydney's really cool but touristy. You'll actually not believe some of the stuff i did! Anyway then went to surfers which was alright but i didnenjoy it as much as i thought i would, it rainedquite a lot, bummer! Then it was cairns which i actually love, but the other day, ie yesterday, it was 37 degrees and 91 percent humidity, ridiculous!! oh and i went scuba diving the other day was absolutely amazing!!! i would do that again literally any day! Keswick btw well done!! im sooo surprised you finally did it, do tell how the meandering live of you is getting on .... lots of love titch xxxxxxx
That thing, I did it. But keep it quiet for now!