THE CONSTITUTION OF LOVE
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WE, THE LOVERS OF THE HEART, IN ORDER TO FORM A MORE
PERFECT KISS, ENABLE THE
MIGHTY HUG, AND TO PROMOTE TO WHOM WE PLEASE, BUT
PLEASE THE ONE WE KISS.

ARTICLE #1-STATEMENT OF LOVE-THE KISS

1. ON THE HAND---I ADORE YOU
2. ON THE CHEEK---JUST FRIENDS
3. ON THE NECK---I WANT YOU
4. ON THE LIPS---I LOVE YOU
5. ON THE EAR---JUST JOKING
6. ANYWHERE ELSE---DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY!!!!!
7. LOOKING INTO YOUR EYES---KISS ME
8. HANDS ON THE WAIST---I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH TO LET YOU
GO

ARTICLE #2-THE THREE STEPS

1. GIRL---IF A BOY GETS TOO FRESH, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO SLAP HIM
2. BOY---IF A GIRL SLAPS YOU, KISS HER
3. BOY AND GIRL---CLOSE YOUR EYES, IT'S RUDE TO STARE

ARTICLE #3-THE THREE COMMANDMENTS

1. THOU SHALT NOT SQUEEZE TOO HARD
2. THOU SHALT NOT ASK FOR A KISS, THOU SHALT TAKE ONE
3. THOU SHALT KISS ON EVERY OPPORTUNITY

ARTICLE #4-MUST

1. AFTER READING THIS, YOU MUST KISS THE PERSON WHO
GAVE YOU THIS UNLESS THEY ARE OF THE SAME SEX.

ARTICLE #5-CONSEQUENCES

AFTER READING THIS, YOU MUST PASS IT ON TO ALL THOSE
YOU KNOW WHO WOULD BENEFIT FROM HAVING IT OR YOU WILL
NEVER BE KISSED AGAIN.

REMEMBER...
A PEACH IS A PEACH,
A PLUM IS A PLUM,
A KISS AIN'T A KISS,
WITHOUT SOME TONGUE.
SO OPEN YOUR MOUTH,
AND CLOSE YOUR EYES---
AND GIVE YOUR TONGUE...
SOME EXERCISE!!!!!!!!!