WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
MY NIGGAZ : Are the reason you have no food.

WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
MY NIGGAZ : Call your parents mom and dad.

WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
MY NIGGAZ : Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
MY NIGGAZ : Cry with you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
MY NIGGAZ : Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.

WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
MY NIGGAZ : Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
MY NIGGAZ : Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MY NIGGAZ : Walk right in and say, "I'm home! whats for tea?"

WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
MY NIGGAZ : Are for life.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
MY NIGGAZ : Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste!!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
MY NIGGAZ : Will knock them the fuck out!!

WHITE FRIENDS: Will read this.
MY NIGGAS : Will steal this, just like i did

Have I changed?

How much have you changed?

---- 4 Years Ago -------

1.) How old were you?: 18
2.) Where did you go to school?: no school
3) Where did you work?: Riverlands
4.) Where did you live?: eltham
5.) Where did you hang out?: pub and home wit the family at the time
6.) Did you wear glasses?: Nope and still dont
7.) Who was your best friend(s)?:Shane,jade,leon etc etc
8.) How many tattoos did you have?: 3
9.) How many piercings did you have? 0
10.) What car did you drive?: um toyota starlet? toyota caldina
11.) Had you been to a burfdae party?: yes
12.) Had You had your heart broken?: nope
13.) Single/Taken/Married/Divorced?:tak
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-----------2 years ago-----------

1.) How old were you?: 20
2.) Where did you go to school?: none
3.) Where did you work?:riverlands
4.) Where did you live?: Eltham
5.) Where did you hang out? work and home pub
6.) Did you wear glasses? No
7.) Who were your best friend(s)?: mr west,po jade
8.) Who was your crush?: not sure dont think id write it eitha
9.) How many tattoos did you have?: 3
10.) How many piercings did you have?: none
11. What kind of car did you have? a VR4 and a galant
13. Single/Taken/Married/Divorced?: taken
----------------Today-------------------

1.) How old are you?: 22
2.) Where do you work?: riverlands
3.) Where do you live? Eltham
4.) Do you wear glasses?: nope
5.) Who are your best friends? same people and jack howie many more
6.) Do you talk to your old friends? yer gt 2 love them
7.) How many piercings do you have? 1 kinda
8.) How many tattoos? 3
9.) What kind of car do you have?: evo 4, mazda gtx and the galant
10.) Has your heart been broken?:yup but shit happens
11.) Single/taken/married? single and loving it

-You go to the ball with your cousin.
-A nice restaurant is an 'all you can eat' place.
-Someone in your family got pregnant at 15.
-A sleeve is a form of tissue for your nose.
-You have to do dishes more than 3 times a day.
-Your uncles and aunty's taught you to swear when you were 3
-Breakfast is the left over food from last night.
-Your sent to pick watercress for a funeral, 3 o'clock in the morning.
-You organise for a get together at 2 o'clock, and everyone shows up at 5.
-You get a hiding with a jandal/gumboot/chord/spoon
-You can sprint barefoot on sharp rocks.
-You visit cuzzies, and someone's wearing the clothes you left behind last time.
-Australia is your ultimate holiday destination
-You and your cousins sit around, and dis everyone who walks past.
-Your brother is over protective of you, then he beats up his missus.
-You have brothers or sisters with different mothers or fathers.
-You give the longest shout outs on the radio.
-You have 6 people in the back seat of the car.
-You go home after school on a Wednesday, and your parents are having a party.
-In a photo, someone's pulling some kind of gang related hand signal.
-Your mum cuts your hair cos you keep getting kutu's.
-Your at a party, and your aunty turns the stereo off then starts playing the guitar.
-You know all the words to 10 guitars.
-You see someone wearing your shoes that went missing at the marae.
-The words 'ow' 'chur' and 'sweet' are part of your vocabulary.
-you go to school to eat the other kids lunch
-you go to school to watch the teacher teach the other kids
-you give the pakeha kid a hiding for calling you dum
- bullrush was your favourite sport
-You get ur pakeha partner to go rent the flat
-you think ur tribe is the best in the world
-your dad cuts your hair, gets hoha and leaves the other half for the next day after school!!
-downloading songs is a habit
-your older brother makes you cry and your the one who gets a hiding for crying
-all your marbles are ball bearings and you try to pass them off as steelies
-Hello and goodbye is said by raising your eyebrows.
-you laughed at how the crocodile hunter died.
-your jandals / gumboots are: ur running shoes, ur work shoes, ur flippers and ur going out shoes.
-your swimming togs are shorts and t-shirt. (and ur in Maui, Hawaii, where all they wear is bikinis).
-you do bombs at the public pools where it says no bombing.
-brushing your hair is ... just putting on a beanie.
-your Dad is also your Koro
-you start driving, smoking and drinking when you are in form one
-you're good at touch
-at least one of your relations is a Coconut
-you cant speak Maori but are fluent when you are drunk
-you laugh at everyone who cant sing
-you laugh at everyone who cant dance
-you laugh at everyone who cant do both at the same time
-your at a party with the guitar and everyone only knows half the words to all the songs u sing
-you've got at least one uncle with a patch
-you go to a party and at least a couple of ur relatives are sleeping on the table
-you go to a party in three days time and its still going
-you go to a party and they start passing round da cowboy hat 4 beers
-you go diving with one flipper
-playing the spoons is right up there for percussion to the guitar.
-gumboots, jandals & a swandri are all considered #1's.
-the whanau hangi sacks and baskets get passed down to you
-rotten foods are a delicacy
-you try the whakapapa/tino rangatiratanga line to get into a public event
-you've been in a car with a drunk driver