one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


eight.
Little year 7's who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!




This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.


"like omg if u dnt repost dis in 1 second at midnte/ and if you do at midnight your true love will...SHUTUP U FUCKIN ARSEHOLES!!! shit aint gonna happen"


load a bollox!!!

*___THE BASICS___*

1. Name: ashlee
2. Nicknames: ash
3. Born: 25.11.90
4. Place of birth: shields (newcastle)
6. Male or Female: Female
7. School: booooldon
8. College: hebburn
9. Occupation: hairdresseeeeeeeer
10. Residence: shields....
11. Friends: me bella boooooooooy

*___YOUR APPERANCE___*
12. Hair Color: Brown
13. Hair Length: Medium
14. Style: Individual
15. Eye color: blueeeeee
16. Height: 5ft 5"
17. Braces?: No
18. Glasses?: Nope
19. Piercings: Yes! Ears
20. Tattoos: No
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty

*___YOUR FIRSTS___*
22. First best friend: linziiii
23. First Important Award: swimming....I GOT MY 5 METRES!!!
24. First Sport You Joined: swimming
25. First pet: sophie
26. First Real Vacation: spain
27. First Concert: neva been to oneeee
28. First Love: bella boyyyyyy hahahaha

*___ FAVOURITES___*
29. Movie: titanic
30. TV programme: hollyoaks
31. Color: pink
32. Singer: sean kinston
33. Band: snow patrol
34. Song Right Now: sean kingston beautiful girls
37. Sport to Play: tennisssssss
39. Favorite Brand: ummmmm hi tech?
40. Store: PRIMARK
41. School Subject: neva really went innnn
42. Animal: kitten!!!
43. Book: ...... whats a book???? ahahahha
44. Magazine: pick me up/ real life....things lyk tht
45. Shoes: flip floppssssss

*___CURRENTLY___*
46. Feeling: illllllllll
47. Single or Taken?: Single
48. Crush?: me bella booooooooooooy
49. Eating: my necklace
50. Drinking: cherry cooooke
51. Typing: this thing.....
52. Online:well obviously.....
53. Listening To: sean kingston
54. Thinking About: what to right here....
55. Wanting To: go to sleep
56. Watching: noooowt
57. Wearing: me skirt leggins flip flops top nd jacket

*___YOUR FUTURE___*
58. Want Kids?: ayeeee
59. Want to be Married?: ayeeee
60. Careers in Mind: hairdressin
61. Where do you want to live: shieldssssssss
62. Car: pinkkkkk

*__WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX___*
63. Hair color: any (not ginga....)
64. Hair length: Short
65. Eye color: any
66. Measurments: Taller Than Me
67. Cute or Sexy: Both
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyeeeees
69. Hugs or Kisses: Kisses
70. Short or Tall: Medium
71. Easygoing or Serious: Easygoing, but serious when needed.
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Both
73. Fatty or Skinny: anyyyyyyyyyy
74. Sensitive or Loud: loooooooooooud
75. Hook-up or Relationship: anyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
76. Sweet or Caring: boooooooooth
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: naughty booooooooooy
*____HAVE YOU EVER____*
78. Kissed a Stranger: Yep
79. Had Alcohol: ayeee
80. Smoked: ayeeee
81. Ran Away From Home: yeah for lyk....1 hour
82. Broken a bone: yeeeeeeeee
83. Got an X-ray: ayee
84. Been with someone: ayeeee
85. Broken Someones Heart: yeah and me ish sorry
86. Broke Up With Someone: Yeah
87. Cried When Someone Died: God Yeah
88. Cried At School: Yeh

*___DO YOU BELIEVE IN___*
89. God: yeah
90. Miracles: ayeeee
91. Love At First sight: ofcourse
92. Ghosts: Yeah
93. Aliens: yepppppp
94. Soul Mates: Yes
95. Heaven: Yes
96. Hell: ayeeee
97. Angels: Yes
98. Kissing on The First Date: Yes
99. Yourself: No