- This Is Not A Bebo Profile
- Me, Myself, and I
- The name's Luan or The FEZ. I play Guitar, I Skate, I Drink
and do whatever I damn well please.
I listen to whatever music I like, simple as,
Really can't be arsed to give a life story so piss off.
I live in shithole called Gibraltar but i love cause alcohol and fags are cheap,
But there is bugger all to do here.
- The Other Half Of Me
- Basically Rock, Metal, But i don't mind anything else except for the music that i find crap. Here are some bands that i like : Linkin Park, Slayer, Dragonforce, Amon Amarth, Hendrix, Stone Sour, Tenatious D, Lamb Of God, Arch Enemy, CKY, Machine Head, Godsmack, Metallica, Soilwork, Slipknot, Queens of the Stone Age, Black Sabbath, Ac/Dc, Dropkick Murphy's, Sum 41, Pantera, Foo Fighters, Iron Maiden, Damage Plan...And I Really Can't Assed To Say The Rest.
- 300, Sin City, Euro Trip, Beerfest, The American Pie Movies, Van Wielder, School Of Rock, The Last Samurai, 10 Things I Hate About You...i liked it, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strikes Back, Jackass The Movie 1&2, Fast and the Furious all three of them, Pirates Of The Carribean, South Park The Movie, The Dark Knight and basically horror films, action film and comedy.
- Drinking, Smoking, Music, Getting Hammered!!! with my mates, Beer, Women and MORE BEER!!!
- What I Hate
- Emos, Trivium!!!, School, NON-ALCOHOLIC BEER!!!
- Booze I Like...
- Jack Daniel's, Jugermeister, Black Death Vodka, Guinness, Captain Morgan's Rum, Cider like Strongbow Or Scrumpy Jack, Beer...any kind, and alot more.
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Drink fault-finding guide: A solution to all of your drinking troubles 19 days ago
Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet.
Fault: Mouth not open or glass being applied to wrong part of face.
Solution: Buy another pint and practice in front of a mirror. Continue with as many pints as necessary until drinking technique is perfect.
Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; beer unusually pale and clear.
Fault: Glass is empty.
Solution: Find someone who will buy you another pint.
Symptom: Feet cold and wet.
Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
Solution: Turn glass so that open end is pointing at ceiling.
Symptom: Feet warm and wet.
Fault: Loss of self-control.
Solution: Go and stand beside nearest dog - After a while complain to its owner about its lack of house training.
Symptom: Bar blurred.
Fault: You are looking through the bottom of your empty glass.
Solution: Find someone who will buy you another pint.
Symptom: Bar swaying.
Fault: Air turbulence unusually high - maybe due to darts match in progress.
Solution: Insert broom handle down back of jacket.
Symptom: Bar moving.
Fault: You are being carried out.
Solution: Find out if you are being taken to another bar - if not complain loudly that you are being hi-jacked.
Symptom: The opposite wall is covered in ceiling tiles and has a fluorescent strip across it.
Fault: You have fallen over backwards.
Solution: If glass is still full, and no one is standing on your drinking arm, stay put. If not, get someone to lift you up and lash you to the bar.
Symptom: Everything has gone dim and you have a mouth full of teeth and dog-ends.
Fault: You have fallen over forwards.
Solution: Same as for falling over backwards.
Symptom: You have woken up to find your bed cold, hard and wet. You cannot see your bedroom walls or ceiling.
Fault: You have spent the night in the gutter.
Solution: Check your watch to see if its opening time - if not treat yourself to a lie in.
Symptom: Everything has gone dim.
Fault: The pub is closing.
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Sure, drinking kills brain cells, but only the weak ones.
University is a fountain of Knowledge... and the students are there to drink.
Don't drink and park; accidents cause people.
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
Don't drink and drive - you might hit a bump and spill it.
Faster cars, colder beer, younger women, more money!
Don't drink and drive - Smoke dope and fly home.
Drink wet cement, and get completely stoned.
What care I how time advances: I am drinking ale today.
I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.
Oh, he occasionally takes an alcoholiday.--Wilde
Morning is the time to pity the sober. The way they're feeling then is the best they're going to feel all day.
Thirst is a shameless disease so here's to a shameful cure.
Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor. It makes you shoot at your landlord-and it makes you miss him.
It's the first drop that destroys you; there's no harm at all in the last.
He'd step over ten naked women to get at a pint.
An Irish youth proves his manhood by getting stuck in a pint, in a woman, and in a fish-in that order.
Daylight comes through the drunkard's roof the fastest.
A man takes a drink; the drink takes a drink; the drink takes the man.
Before you call for one for the road be sure you know the road.
Practice makes perfect, there's many do think, but a man's not too perfect when he's practiced at drink.
The truth comes out when the spirit goes in.
The devil invented Scotch whiskey to make the Irish poor.
A narrow neck keeps the bottle from being emptied in one swig.
All good things must come to an end...(i.e. No party lasts forever!)
Men are like bagpipes: no sound comes from them until they're full.
Only consume alcohol on days ending in "Y!"
The shortest distance between two points is off the wall
Two is company, three is an orgy.
My kingdom for a beer; half my beer for a woman. *obviously a man's philosophy*
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
Keep America beautiful, swallow your beer cans.
Never program and drink beer at the same time.
Beer Bytch's Law:
Never design web pages and drink beer at the same time.
Goulden's Axiom of the Bouncing Can:
If you drop a full can of beer, and remember to rap the top sharply with your knuckle prior to opening, the ensuing gush of foam will be between 89 and 94 percent of the volume that would splatter you if you didn't do a damned thing and went ahead and pulled the top immediately.
There is no such thing as a short beer. (As in, "I'm going to stop off at Joe's for a short beer on the way home.")
Always store beer in a dark place.
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