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Matteo Dagostini

AC/DC WAS THE SHIT :)

7/2/09 | me too! | Reply

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Me, Myself, and I
2009 has come woop woop!!! as usual am stuck for words!! yes it is a rothweiler and he drives me nuts!!!
Music
pink floyd, system of a down, metallica, megadeth, iron maiden, motorhead, ac/dc, Led zepplin, the who pantera, rory gallgher, deep purple, thin lizzy, trivium, black sabbath, van halen Bob marley, Pearl jam, Queen, Dragonforce, Sodom, K
 ing crimson, Queen of the stone age, Pendulum, Dj hype, The Doors, Infected mushroom, Hendrix, Bob dylan, Eagles, Rat, Motley crue, Kanas, Guns n Roses, Twisted sister, Focus, Slayer, and alot more!! cud be here for years writing them all out!!
Drink
Were do i start??? i suppose favorite drink of all time BEER!! moving on too the spirts Jack daniels, yager, vodka..........
 .....i think ye get the picture anything that gets me twisted :L
Sports
Support juventus best team around!! oh and my personal favorite the spliff olympics ha ha
Happiest When
when drunk or even better when out of it!!! Dancing in the stables off my tits!!! Getting up to sum thing that we shudnt be doing!!

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  • STONER JOKES

    Did you hear about the stoners that locked their keys in the car ? It took them two hours to get out.

    Q.What do you call a Garda with an ounce of the best shit around?
    A.A Garda that just Nicked me.

    Q. How do you get a one armed hippie out of a tree ?
    A. You pass him a joint.

    Q. What do you call a pot smoker with two spliffs ?
    A. Double jointed.

    Two stoners are walking down the street and see a dog licking his balls. One says to the other i sure wish i could do that. The other stoner says you better get to know him better first.

    Q. How do fish party ?
    A. Seaweed.

    Q. Hear about the stoner who put his condom on backwards ?
    A. He went.

    Q. How do you know when you have smoked enough pot ?
    A. When you start looking around for the directions on how to use the lighter.

    Stoner Pick-up Line: Hey i have a 9 inch joint.

    You might be a stoner if your bong gets washed more than your dishes.

    There is a thin line between love and hate. Its starts about halfway through the joint.

    Reality is an illusion caused by the lack of good pot.

    Q. What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner ?
    A. The drunk will drive through a stop sign while the stoner will wait for it to turn green.

    Q. Why did the pot head plant cheerios ?
    A: He thought they were donut seeds.

    Two stoners were walking and saw a fly on a pile of crap. One stoner says to the other- Wow he had to go bad.

    Q. What do you call tokin' a doobie with your friends?

    A. A joint effort.

    Q. What's the difference between a Garda car and a porcupine?

    A. Porcupines have pricks on the outside

    Q. What did the stoner's wife say to him before he left for the show?

    A. Doobie careful.

    Q.What is a Stoner's Favorite kinda Car?

    A Blazer

    Q.Why did the pothead cross the road?

    A.Who else would follow a chicken.


    Q.Stoners definition of desperate?

    A.Resin.


    Q.What do you call someone who says they can remember what they did at Woodstock?

    A.A liar.

    Two blondes are getting wasted at a party. "I think you had enough," one says to the other. "Your face is getting blurry!"

    What do you call a pothead in a suit? a defendant

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    8/13/11 via Mobile
  • Chrissy
    Chrissy

    I just racked $971 in a weekend in my free time! I love this site - http://x.co/KTKf Remember who hooked you up!

    11/22/10
  • Chili

    HIYA! (^ , ^)

    12/30/09
  • Lyndsay Harnwell
    Lyndsay Harnwell

    Ciao matteo. How are you..?. I missed you and the guys at amanda's last sat.!. Was a certain 21st pushed on you's..?:L

    11/15/09
  • Niamh Hayes 9/30/09 via Mobile
  • Elaine H
    Elaine H

    Heya Mo Mo,hows things ? hav2 c u soon its actually ridiculous :P Wat u at this fri the 25th ? We'r hoping 2 do that free culture nite n club in twn so wud b deadly if u can get nite off work !? member last yr that was wen we met u in turks head n got hammered :P hehe. .. Jst no threatinin 2 gt sick on me on the bus or il kick ur bum :P Sure il give u txt durin wk :) tlk soon Xx

    9/20/09
  • Lyndsay Harnwell
    Lyndsay Harnwell

    Hey matteo, how are you my dear man..?. Are you working this friday..?. If not i have a serious plan in mind.. After life festival in the vaults, 9pm. 15E in and 30 acts/djs. Techno, drum and bass etc...:D :D . Check out www.neutronyx.ie for info!. X

    9/16/09
  • Niamh Hayes
    Niamh Hayes

    Stranger.

    9/3/09 via Mobile
  • Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock

    u smell like poo matteo

    8/15/09
  • Elaine H
    Elaine H

    Haha, hate that :-S hows the leg ? Awhh the 20th, ur guna b so brown:P haha. Will luk 4ward 2 catchin upnywy ! Oh Lyndz n I went 4 the most indulgent taco chips sun after 1 of girls 21st sat ni . Ur poor cuz is lukin bit pale..say he must b misssin ya :P hehe. Gosh so much has happend its madness..We'l hav big chat wen u get bak nywy. Oh god Matteo we'r gettin our flippin results weds so its crazy !! ha. So watugettin urself up 2 ? xxx

    8/10/09
  • J.J. Vierhout

    Yeah man I arrived on the 6th, looks like well just miss each other seeing as im heading on the 20th, had to change my flights for the resits.

    8/9/09
  • J.J. Vierhout

    Ola Senior Matteo. Will I be able to brace you with my presence whilst im over :P , or are you having to much fun in Italy.

    8/8/09
  • -Darragh Patrick.-
    luv -Darragh Patrick.-

    wen u home bender not de same wit out ya ha

    8/7/09
  • Elaine H
    luv Elaine H

    Hey,how u ?Oh no way,thats mad he,s over like !!haha. Y r ur legs sore ?! Yeah Im fabulous thanks :) ,oh my gosh so much has happend since I saw u last ! We jst went 2 fatboy slim ther yest 4 the day,was Insane :) haha.Was seriously mad laf ! Went 2 bobby's aftern 2 of us puld an all nighter so am wreckd nw !ha. So wen ya headin bak Mo ?xxx

    8/3/09
  • Elaine H
    luv Elaine H

    Oohhhh sounds nice :) lucky u ! Is it even nicer than kilcullen ?!:O haha. Well il look 4ward 2 sein these pics , Oh btw do u kno a girl Irena whos family owns a borza chipper ? Jst curious cz u kno pps.hehe. Anyways, how r u keepin ? We had my dads 50th ther sat ni,was gud laf. The day b4 few of us went 2 guiness factory n pubs n walked past ur chipper in town n my mum was lik is that matteos dad n i lookd in n was lik no way cuz he's in italy so if that was ur dad i apologise 4 not waving !ha xxx

    7/29/09
  • Elaine H
    Elaine H

    AHOY, how U ? Nope didn go this yr, had savage wkend tho!!haha . So hows Italy ? Stilll livin it up r u:) Tlk 2 u soon , Ciao Mein ;) hehe xxx

    7/19/09
  • Hovzz Craa
    Hovzz Craa

    august?!?! jeez i didn kno ya were gonna be gone for the whole of summer nearly! dya not miss the good old kilcullen folk no?:L pah a mad one with all your friends eh... well dont do anythin i wouldn't, which doesnt really leave much :P yeh i'll be dyin on the inside without ya im just gonna sit here wishin i was talkin to ya :L :L X

    7/16/09
  • Hovzz Craa
    Hovzz Craa

    it was pretty dam sexual im not gonna lie to ya! i was pretty wasted for alot of it to be honest:L im dyin for another session tho once ya feel the buzz ya never wanna stop:L , feel free ta bring me on a mad one when your bac :L speaking of...when the hell DO you get back?x x

    7/14/09
  • Hovzz Craa
    luv Hovzz Craa

    yeah it is a compliment ya dirty shit :L well im very drunk right now.:L god i am dyin i've never had hangover this bad in my life.... :( hahaha i dnt get sick anymore i can take my drink now ;P hahaha a private showing eh? your sucha little playaaaaaaaaaa! :L x x

    7/13/09
  • Hovzz Craa
    luv Hovzz Craa

    your actually a walkin dirt bag seriously salty egg whites eh? lovely. i think im gonna puke i read that when i was eatin. not nice! :L :L AND bet your special sauce tastes a tad bit funky :S... dirtbag :P :D inoooope m so not ready. i have nothin exept my drink, im in denial. but yeah cant wait id HATE not to be there cz like its gonna be soooo good :p pfffft your missin out, im gonna be flashin my nipples to EVERYONE!! :P :L :L and not to mention you wont be able to tlk to me all weekend i bet you'll be dyin on the inside:L x

    7/8/09