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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
Ello, my names simon. i live on da old dean, i luv gettin pissed, avin a laugh wid n e 1 i dnt rele care hu wid aslong as im pissed! n love spendin tyme wid me gawjus gf, n playin football wid me m8's.

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The Other Half Of Me


i love u loads bby xoxoxxox

Bbe ur the world 2 me, n i love u sooooooooooo mch if could chose n e one to b wid it wud b u, ur perfect, n i love spendin tym wid u ur the bst gf n e 1 cud eva wnt n im lucky 2 have u n fnx 4 mkin 2 gr8 holidays LOVE U LOADS BBY XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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  • love u
    love u

    aha mine iz so mch beta den urs love u lds xx

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  • hehe


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    which probably makes you pretty angry. I'd be pissed too!!

    Fucker came out of nowhere!!!

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  • Imagine if all major retailors started making their own brand of condoms and kept the same tag-line

    Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better

    Tesco Condoms - every little helps

    Nike Condoms - Just do it.

    Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

    Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

    KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.

    Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

    Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.

    Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

    Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

    Duracell condoms - keep going and going.

    Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop

    Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper

    Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide

    FCUK condoms - no comment required.

    Â Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

    Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.

    Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

    Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

    Renault condoms - size really does matter!

    Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the packet

    Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes

    Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!

    Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

    Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world

    AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

    Pepperami condoms - its a bit of an animal

    Polo condoms - the condom with the hole

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  • 100 things about me

    1. Full Name: simon david holgate
    2. Nicknames: pitball gaz
    3. Birthday: 14 november
    4. Place of Birth: frimley park
    5. Zodiac Sign: scorpio
    6. Male or Female: male
    7. Grade: none
    8. College: was aldershot college
    9. Occupation: roofer
    10. Residence: old dean
    11. MSN Screen Name: (so)simon(so)(L) love u emma baby (L)

    __Your Appearance___

    12. Hair Color: mousy blonde
    13. Hair Length: short
    14. Eye color: blue
    16. Height: 5ft 7
    17. Braces?: no
    18. Glasses?: no
    19. Piercings: 2
    20. Tattoos: no
    21. Righty or Lefty: both

    ___Your 'Firsts'___

    22. First best friend: lenny
    23. First Award: league runners up medal
    24. First Sport You Joined: football
    25. First pet: 2 hampsters
    26. First Real Vacation: isle of white
    27. First Concert: none
    28. First Love: Emma

    ___ Favourites___

    29. Movie: bad boyz 2
    30. TV programme: simpsons
    31. Color: blue
    32. Rapper: 50 cent/akon crn decide
    33. Band: G-unit
    34. Song Right Now: dont matta
    35. Friends: wayne, tony, ash, craig, egg, jack and sam
    36. Sweetie: any chocolate
    37. Sport to Play: football
    38. Restuarant: pricess cottage
    39. Favorite brand: adidas
    40. Store: jd
    41. School Subject: p.e and art
    42. Animal: cats
    43. Book: none
    44. Magazine: nuts and zoo
    45. Shoes: k-swiss, reebok, nike, adidas. ive got loads trust me!


    46. Feeling: tired
    47. Single or Taken?: taken
    48. Have a crush: yh
    49. Eating: chewing gum
    50. Drinking: nuttin
    51. Typing: this
    52. Online?: yeh
    53. Listening To: mama africa
    54. Thinking About: som1 special.
    55. Wanting To: drive and go down the pub and b wid emma
    56. Watching: the computor screen
    57. Wearing: bench top nike trackies n k-swiss trainers

    ___Your Future___

    58. Want Kids?: Yes
    59. Want to be Married?: Yes
    60. Careers in Mind: footballer, builder
    61. Where do you want to live: home town the dean
    62. Car: honda civic type R

    __Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

    63. Hair color: blonde
    64. Hair length: longish
    65. Eye color: dunt matta
    66. Measurments: dont mind
    67. Cute or Sexy: both
    68. Lips or Eyes: both
    69. Hugs or Kisses: both
    70. Short or Tall: shorter den me
    71. Easygoing or serious: easygoin
    72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both
    73. Fatty or Skinny: in the middle
    74. Sensitive or Loud: bitta both
    75. Hook-up or Relationship: both
    76. Sweet or Caring: both
    77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: both

    ___Have you ever______

    78. Kissed a Stranger: yes
    79. Had Alcohol: yes
    80. Smoked: no
    81. Ran Away From Home: yh
    82. Broken a bone: yes
    83. Got an X-ray: yes
    84. Been with someone: no ;)
    85. Broken Someones Heart: nope unless ur mum counts
    86. Broke Up With Someone: yes
    87. Cried When Someone Died: nope
    88. Cried At School: nope

    ___Do You Believe In___

    89. God: nope
    90. Miracles: reading gettin in the premiership iz a miracle so yh
    91. Love At First sight: yes and no
    92. Ghosts: sort of
    93. Aliens: sam baldwin. lol
    94. Soul Mates: maybe
    95. Heaven: nah
    96. Hell: aldershot college
    97. Angels: yh
    98. Kissing on The First Date: yes
    99. Horoscopes: dunno

    ___Answer Truthfully___

    100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? nope i got my bby gal n dats all i need

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  • plz fill in da answers ppl!!!

    1. Whats your Name?
    2. Are we close?
    3. What do you think of me?
    4. Do you hav a crush on me?
    5. Would u kiss me?
    6. would u fuk me?
    7. Describe me in 3 words?
    8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
    9. What was ur first impression of me?
    10. Do u still think the same?
    11.. What reminds u of me?
    12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
    13. How well do u know me?
    14. What do u like best about me?
    15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could\'nt?
    16. Could you ever love me?
    17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
    18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
    19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?

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