WATERFORD DICTIONARY

Blaa - An often under-cooked bread roll that hails from waterford. There
are two distinct varieties, the floury which is very soft and has layers of flour covering it and the crusty, they're lovely!

Bawel - Ball e.g. "On de bawel boi!"- Thank you, my friend.

Boi - Boy: Waterford word, normally put at the end of each sentence,
said when waterfordonian is speaking to a male.

Butty - Friend. "Well, butty, you were in de horrars las' night boi!"="Hello, my friend, you were quite drunk last night,sir!"

Bunkars
A metaphor for a very steep hill. Bunker's hill is a steep hill in
Waterfordcommonly used by driver instructors to catch out people trying to pass their test. Twas like bunkar's, boi"="it was a very steep hill, sir"

Baytin' - A good - beating. See "hiden"

Baatel - A bottle of Guinness.

Ballacks - Boll*cks

Bibe A cantankerous woman, normally middle-aged to old! It's really the
Waterford word for the banshee.

Blaas
A popular replacement for Euro's. "Das fifty blaas,boi", "That is
50 Euro's,my friend"

Crubeens - Boiled pigs feet, continuing Waterford's fascination with eating offal.

Cant - To throw; "Cant the bawel up de field, boi!"-throw the ball up the
field,sir!

Cat - Distasteful, unattractive, revolting. e.g. "Dat yung wan is cat";
That girl is rather unattractive.

Chicken Ranch, De - The local pub in Ballybeg.

Dilixed - Dilixed - dilix being the dried edible seaweed (dilisk) and
dilixed was when - We're dilixed lads!" meaning we are all drunk!

Fade o' blaas - A hearty breakfast, see also; Blaa

Girdel - Girl. Waterford word, normally put at the end of each sentence,
said when waterfordonian is speaking to a female.

Glass, De - Waterford Crystal. Every man in Waterford over the age of 40, atone pointin their lives have worked in "De Glass". Used to be Waterford'sbiggest source of income and employment. They now use auto-cutters, fuck*ng robots! There's still a few lads working there, but very few compared to years ago, most of it is now made abroad.

Gawkin'- Looking intensely at; staring. "Wat are you gawkin' at, boi?";What
are you looking at ,sir?

Go, Yer - To fight. "Do ye want yer GO, boi, I'll puck de head off ya,
boi!", - Do you wish to fight over the matter?, I'll hit about the head, sir!"

Horrars, De - The state of being drunk, NOT a local establishment in Waterford, a common mistake by Cork people.

Hiden - A good beating, see "Baytin'"

Happent - Haven't; "I happent a clue, boi";I haven't a clue,sir.

Haimes - To make a mess of something; "You're making a haimes o'dat boi!"

Jonnies - 1.Condoms 2. People from the vicinity of John's park.

Lack, De - My girl-friend.

Loo lah - To be slightly insane! "Dat yung wan is loo lah!" The girl is slightly insane!"

Munstaar, De - The Munster Express, the local newspaper, also known as the
Munster Express!: "Twas in de Munstaar, boi!", when wan of de lads get caught with
drugs on em, day be in the Munstaar, boi! "It was in The Munster express,
sir!"

No boddar - No bother: "Dat was no boddar, boi" That was no problem,sir"

Ossified- Pis*ed

Rats, In de Pis*ed

Stawlen' - Kissing, as in "stawlen' de head off a yung wan in the back of de
cearr"= " kissing a girl in the back of my car."

Shup - Shut up!

Sketch - An unattractive girl; "Sheees sum sketch, boi";That girl is rather
unattractive, sir

Sketch - used as a warning; "Sketch lads!" Quick run away someones coming

Spon's, spondoolocks - Used to mean pounds, now have to assume it means Euro's, "Have ya anee spondoolocks, boi?": Have you any money, my friend?

Taw'in-Talking "I'm taw'in to you Boi, do you want yer go". "I'm talking
to yousir, would you like to fight on the matter?"

Willa - Will you? "Get us a packet a Tayyyyyyto Boi WILLA" , "Can you

please purchase a packet of Tayto crisps for me my friend?"

Yung wan- A girl

Tyrone- "Mike do you not remember us fucking her on the bed and she was crying?"

Lisa " will somebody help fix my penis"

Nikki " are you coming or do i have to make you?"

Orlaith " Vote for me i'll lower the age of consent"

Tara "Philip you do me for 3min then i'll do you"

Philip "Right thats good now spread your legs!"

Sean "theres nothing worse than fat ugly women"

Lisa (whilst ringing on the hotel phones)" are you in your room?"

Orlaith "I only know how to blow one way"

Random Galway girl" TCD are so much better than Trinity"

Lisa "will somebody blow me please"

Nikki " I like it in the crack"

Nikki " OMG! Whats that between my legs?"

Lisa " I like you like i like apples"

Anne marie "here's your fat i sucked"

Emma to some girl " I'm not going to take off your skirt i'm only going to put my hand down here"

Mike (after the night emma raped the gay guy) "..so any dirt on emma?"

Laura(with a syringe) "Open up i'm coming in"

Mary-(when getting off the bus and heading into the hotel) (MIKE! Mike theres the bus we have to get it back to the hotel"

Mary- "So is she a lesbian then?"

Nikki (when orlaith climbed into her bed) "Oooh your nice"

Orlaith lying on the bed with hands and legs up in the air "guys this is much more comfortable than just lying down"

Laura- "I'm not popular i'm just a slut"

Nikki to orlaith- "when you come in bang hard"

Lisa " My manager pays me "overtime"!"

Team " I like to ride Whorlaith"


bit at bottom of page "I love it when Laura does me." is that from anyone or everyone??

I'm as sick as a small hospital
I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child
She had a face on her like a well slapped a*se
Your' re as welcome as a f*rt in a spacesuit
My mouth's as dry as a nun' s cr@ck
He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup
He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician
As funny as a burning orphanage
He's so camp, he shites tent pegs
I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes
I feel like a boiled sh1te (hung-over)
(when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress
She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn
As busy as the Dalkey dole office
Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit
As tight as a nun's knickers
I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn
I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of
the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.
Up and down like a hoor's knickers
No show pony but would do for a ride around the house
Did your mother find out who your father is yet?
What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt
I left her with a face like a painter' s radio
A Mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard!!
Jays us, she could breastfeed a crè che
As fit as a butcher's dog
She ' s got more chins than a Chinese phone book
Not even the tide would take her out
Mother Teresa wouldn' t 't kiss her
Daz wouldn't shift her
Des Kelly wouldn't lay her
A sniper wouldn't take her out
Jays us, ya wouldn't ride her into battle
If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one
She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked p*ss off a nettle
She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede
She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab
If I'd a garden full of Mickey' s I wouldn't let her look over the wall