men! 2 days ago

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Floor Tiles, if you lay them right the
first time, you can walk all over them for years
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Snow Storms, you never know when they're
coming, how many inches youll get or how long they will last.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Used Cars, both are easy-to-get, cheap
and unreliable.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Bank Machines, once they withdraw they
lose interest.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Bananas, the older they get, the less
firm they are.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Newborn Babies, they're cute at first,
but you get tired of cleaning up their crap.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Bank Accounts, without a lot of money,
they dont generate much interest
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Blenders, you need one, but you're not
quite sure why
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Chocolate Bars, sweet, smooth and they
usually head right for your hips.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Coffee, the best ones are rich, warm and
can keep you up all night long.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Commercials, you cant believe a word they
say.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Computers, hard to figure out and never
have enough memory.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Coolers, load them with beer and you can
take them anywhere.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Copiers, you need them for reproduction,
but thats about it.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Curling Irons, they're always hot and
they're always in your hair.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Cement, after getting laid they take
along time to get hard.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Government Bonds, they take so long to
mature.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . High Heels, they're easy to walk on once
you get the hang of it.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Horoscopes, they always tell you what to
do and are usually wrong.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Lava Lamps, fun to look at, but not all
that bright.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Mascara, they usually run at the first
sign of emotion.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Parking Spots, the good ones are already
taken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely
small.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Popcorn, they satisfy you, but only for a
little while.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Place Mats, they only show up when
there's food on the table.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Crystal, some look real good, but you can
still see right thru them.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Dry Cleaners, most work fast and leave no
ring.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Laxatives, they irritate the shit out of
you.

alchos prayer!

We believe in one drink, Guinness the almighty
Makers of cans and bottles
Of all that is drunk and un-drunk
We believe in one brewer, Arthur
The only son of Guinness
Eternally begotten of the hops
Hops from hops, barley from barley
True drink from true drink
Begotten not made
Of one distillery of the Father
Through it all things were made
For us men and our salvation
It comes down from St. James Gate
By the power of the market he became
incarnate
And was made a rich man
For our sake we are crucified under
Pontious Prices
Bad pints, suffer hangovers and A.A.meetings
On the next day we rise again in accordance
With our scruples and ascend into oblivion
We come again to judge the living and the dead
We believe in one alcoholic beverage
Brewed and bottled under one licence
We acknowledge one Arthur, son of the almighty pint
Conceived in heaven and sold on earth
Blessed is the one drink through one
father and many sons
Sold under one label and distributed
throughout the world
We look for the resurrection of new drinks
And a cure for hangovers.

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11.. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could\\\'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?