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James Scottie

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  • from Braco - World Manufacturers of Zimmer Frames
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I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started
Me, Myself, and I
Can I get some jiggy jiggy....

Thanks to my lovely tag team best drinking buddy jonny:D I have now acheived the impossoble of an imploded liver, a knocked over fridge and a sore finger:P thanks to the lovely joy of having birthdays......oh why are they only once a year:P

Jonny and I now live at crieff hydro, with an en suite, according to our two drinking buds...

"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."

Whoever said Braco was a S***hole, William McGregor - Founder of the the first football league in the world, i.e The English Premiership.....He's from Braco

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William...
The Other Half Of Me
Andy

Andy

Goldylocks really can drum!!

Music
Rock 'n' Roll, The concoctions of rock, metal and rap.
Lifes Fuel
Alcohol = savouir of sins, . " Your not drunk untill you have to hold on when you lie down"

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  • A dog called sex!

    Everybody i know who has a dog usually calls him *rover* or *spot*..i
    called mine *sex*..now sex has been very embarrassing to me..when I went to the city hall to renew the dog's license for sex..i told the clerk i'd like a license for sex..he said.. "i would like to have one too!"..then i said.. "she is a dog!!"..he said he didnt care what she looked like..i said.. "you don't understand..i had sex since i was 9 years old."..he replied.. "you must have been quite a strong boy."
    When i decided to get married..i told the minister that i would like to have sex at the wedding..he told me to wait until after the wedding was over..i said.. "but sex has played a big part in my life and my life revolves around sex." ..he said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church..i told him everybody would like having sex at
    the wedding..the next day..we were married at the justice of peace.. my family is barred from the church then on.. when my wife and i went on our honeymoon..i took the dog with me..when we checked into the motel, i told the clerk that i wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for sex..he said every room in the motel is a place for sex..i said.. "you don't understand..sex keeps me awake at night.."..the clerk said.. "me too!" one day i entered sex in a contest..but before the competition began..sex ran away..another contestant asked me why i was just looking around..i told him that i was going to have sex in the contest..he said that i should have sold my own tickets.. you don't understand!!"..i said.."i hoped to have sex on TV!!".. he called me a show off.. when my wife and i seperated..we went to court to fight for custody of the dog..i said.. "your honor..i had sex before i was married..but sex left me after i was married..".. the judge said.. "me too!!" last night..sex ran off again..i spent hours looking all over for her..a cop came over and asked me what i was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning..i said.. "i'm looking for sex..".. my case comes up next thursday.. well..now i have been thrown in jail..been divorced..and had more damn troubles with that dog than i ever foresaw..why..just the other day when i went for my first session with my psychiatrist..she asked me.. "what seems to be the trouble?"..i replied.. "sex has been my best friend all of my life..but now it has left me forever..i couldn't live any longer..so lonely.."..and the doctor said.. "look mister..you should understand sex isn't a man's best friend..so get yourself a dog.."

    3 Comments 373 weeks

  • Australia

    The questions below about Australia, are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour.


    Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK).
    A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

    Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
    A: Depends how much you've been drinking.

    Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks?(Sweden)
    A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.

    Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
    A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

    Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey? (UK)
    A: What did your last slave die of?

    Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia?(USA)
    A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which doesn't... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night
    in KingsCross. Come naked.

    Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
    A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

    Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
    A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

    Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
    A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

    Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)
    A: You are a British politician, right?

    Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round?(Germany)
    A: No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.

    Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
    A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.

    Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)
    A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

    2 Comments 382 weeks

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  • Rebeca Motto
    Rebeca Motto

    heyyy whats up its minutest details and, ?to be turned seven tim

    8/23/11 via Mobile
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    8/13/11 via Mobile
  • Gavin Stewart
    Gavin Stewart

    Alrite james. long time eh, hows it going been up to much still talk to timo lol

    8/22/09
  • Nicky Rowan
    luv Nicky Rowan

    No worries dude, You can't lose your bebo skills! It's crucial to the world as we know it... The past few weeks have flown by, mostly comprising of marching, rifle drill and waiting for food. Life in the service! Yeah man passing out on the 17th of July. Jonny and Jiz are making arrangements. Talk to them and see if you can get sorted. Ive got 3/4 weeks holiday in Aug too. Hopefully see you soon buddy X x x x X

    7/2/09
  • Nicky Rowan
    luv Nicky Rowan

    Yeah ive got internet access but it's restricted to evenings and weekends, that kinda blows the bubble. Is that you settling into the summer routine of working and getting on the sauce? Lol. Have you started your tent setting job yet? Yeah things here are great here. Your busy constantly. Just finished my rifle training on Friday. Firing live rounds was an experience. I think i left a brown deposit in my undergarmets though! Glad to hear everything is well with you fella.

    6/13/09
  • Nicky Rowan
    Nicky Rowan

    Alrite Jamers, Hows it going fella? How did your exams go? I finally got internet access down here. It only took them 3 weeks to get it right!

    6/7/09
  • Andrew

    HEY MY IQ IS 147! BET YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT LOL! YOU HAVE TO TAKE THIS SHORT IQ QUIZ AT QuizQi.com IT'S SO FUN AND I BET YOU AREN'T SMARTER THAN ME LOL JK! tasia

    5/30/09 via Mobile
  • Joshua Type Thing
    luv Joshua Type Thing

    t in the parking this year buddy? come on, you better be!! x

    5/25/09
  • luv Sam Torrance

    that library gang bang was good, we should try section 648-672, life sciences ....its suppose to be amazing there? xxx

    4/1/09
  • luv Sam Torrance

    Peace in the hood homie x

    4/1/09
  • Andrew

    LOL! DID YOU SEE WHAT THEY WROTE ABOUT YOU IN THEIR BLOG!? TELL ME ITS NOT TRUE GO TO JASONSBEBOBLOG.COM tiner

    3/27/09 via Mobile
  • Andrew

    LOL!!! DID YOU SEE WHAT THEY WROTE ABOUT YOU IN THEIR PROFILE? OH MAN I HOPE ITS NOT TRUE! GO TO JASONSBEBOBLOG.COM TO READ IT toan

    3/26/09 via Mobile
  • When In Rome
    luv When In Rome

    penus whats up man, you have a good weekend! x

    3/1/09
  • Jonny
    Jonny

    AAAAALLLLLLRRRIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGH  HHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTT BUDDY :) :) xxxxx

    2/20/09
  • Andrew

    HEY I JUST FOUND THIS COOL NEW SITE WHERE YOU CAN CHAT OR CAM WITH HOTTIES IN YOUR AREA FOR FREE! VISIT MATCHPPL.COM TO CHECK IT OUT! towney

    2/11/09 via Mobile
  • Nicky Rowan
    luv Nicky Rowan

    Hey James How are you doing? I trust all is well? We're getting the 11.36 train through, So we'll be in town for roughly about 12ish. I'll give you a call when we're on the train anyways. Jonny's probably told you this but just incase. Take it easy xxx

    2/6/09
  • Andy
    Andy

    heyy bud =] yeah man to you too, how was comrie for new year? canada wasnt the same ha missed the rain and drunken new year banter...was still pretty sweet though. hows uni going? xxx

    2/1/09
  • Nicky Rowan
    luv Nicky Rowan

    Howdy James, i managed to get the 7th and 8th off. so i'll be making the trek up. I'll get in contact with bing and tell you the plans once we make them.

    1/25/09
  • luv Gavin Bingham

    alright jamesy boy hows you wen would be a good time to come up and get steamin "lols"

    1/21/09
  • Joshua Type Thing
    Joshua Type Thing

    im good cheers!! right coool,.welljust keep me updated,.itd be good to go out!! yeah minew was amazing,.i got robbed and lost my shoes to a taxi driver,..somehow? but got a taxi the the wrong place,.about 7 miles from where i was meant to stay actually,.so the journey home after sleeping on the beach was really eventfull!! haha but it was sooo good a night!! xxx

    1/8/09