Twilight Soundtrack
Eyes On Fire by Blue Foundation



I'll seek you out,
Flay you alive
One more word and you won't survive
And I'm not scared of your stolen power
I see right through you any hour

I won't soothe your pain
I won't ease your strain
You'll be waiting in vain
I got nothing for you to gain

I'm taking it slow
Feeding my flame
Shuffling the cards of your game
And just in time
In the right place
Suddenly I will play my ace

I won't soothe your pain
I won't ease your strain
You'll be waiting in vain
I got nothing for you to gain

Eyes on fire
Your spine is ablaze
Felling any foe with my gaze

And just in time
In the right place
Steadily emerging with grace

Felling any foe with my gaze
Steadily emerging with grace
Felling any foe with my gaze
Steadily emerging with grace

SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows, and you give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some
milk.

FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some
milk.

NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRACY: You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks
the
other, then throws the milk away .

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a
bull. Your
herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on
the
income.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take
harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force
the
other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant
to
analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them
to your
publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your
brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an
associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a
tax
exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are
transferred via
an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the
majority
shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed
company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an
option
on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new President of the United States,
leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the
release. The
public buys your bull.

THE ANDERSEN MODEL: You have two cows. You shred them.

A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a
riot,
and block the ports, because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they
are
one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the
milk. You
then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'cowkimon' and market it
worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they
live
for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where
they
are. You decide to have a pizza.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn
you have
five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count
them
again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open
another
bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You
charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking
them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine
productivity, and
arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad.

IRAQI CORPORATION: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell
them that
you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb the sh*t out of you
and
invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are
part
of a Democracy ...

AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. Business seems pretty
good. You
close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

WELSH CORPORATION: You have two cows. The one on the left looks very
attractive.

Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys
when they aren't looking.

Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals

Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
toilet.

Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask:
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if
he
knows where the anti-depressants are located.

Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible.

Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse
through,
say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and
assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's those voices
again!!!" <<< Fucking Quality

And last but not least:

Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell
loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here."