KIM: "Oh its you!!! (snuggle)
But how did you get in here?
Who let you in???
Oh i tot you were some sort of boy!"
All said with her eyes open to anna while fast asleep!!!

JOE: officially the biggest cat EVER!!!!

COCKROACH: we see the cockroach scurry around the kitchen and den under the cooker! enter michelle: pulls the floorlentgh mirror across the kitchen and just by chance its a cockroach on steroids wit muscles she pushes the suitcase against it!!!

LOST PURSES: kim and anna BOTH lose there purses while over here!

Limo home from the club in the Hamptons!

Michelle: leavin the club at 2am with Duffy and den LOCKING herself into a room to go asleep!

Kim: cryin on the landing and drawing on herself with a black marker, being VERY mean to Walsh also!!!

We're in a rush to get the LIRR and hav like 30 mins to get all the way in2 NY! waitin on michelle 2 hurry the fuck up outside! she tells us later she broke her hairbrush and was GLUING it back together!!!!

Niamh: gettins sunburbt from head to toe!!! OF COURSE we didnt need suncream!!

Kim: i'd love a grilled cheese sandwich dat would make me VERY happy! (said wile FAST asleep!)

Kim ans shells walkin a bloody hour to get to the beach!!!

Making 3 dishes of lasagne for 7 boys!!!! liked whipped bitches!!

Singing a very drunk "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" to a randomer on the PATH train!! gettin looks of absolute disgust from the other passengers!!

Kims suitcase was 40kg cumin over! 32 is the legal limit!!!

Simply DUNKIN DONUTS!!

Are kim n shells sisters,?? NO!!!

carrying a futon SIX blocks to our apartment like travellers, taking a lamp and a table and mirror from the side of the street aswell!!

orgasms in the movie theatre!!! (DIE HARD!)

went to see chicago on BROADWAY!!

not being id'd in a LOT of places!!!

Club Avalon!!! enough said!!!

Mario the guy in the park!!

dancing on the bar??!! OF COURSE we were!!!!!

Make-over times on Mason, no sorry, Pauline!!!!

swiping purses dat were already stolen of the street in TIMES SQUARE!!!

getting our fortunes told by a randomer in Mc Donalds!!! scarily right!!!

No cooker, No tv, matresses on the floor!!!!! living in luxury we are!!!

OF COURSE we were scammed out of $3500!!!

Niamh: "He's NYPD BLUE!!!"

new drunk friends on the PATH, drunk driving is accepted over here!!! NOT COOL!!!

PATH being closed at 1 o clock n havin 2 run thru the streets in the torrential rain 2 find sumwher dat was open!!!

"I wana c YOU in YOUR pyjamas!!!"

Playin Hairdressers!!!

Anna: Falling OUT of the club in the hamptons!!!!

walking thru the forest at like 4am!!!

We LOVE VOKA WATER!!!!!

Nearly gettin the lads, AHEM, evicted!!!

Mc Donalds, twice in ONE day!!!

JESSICA SIMPSON shoes!!!!

THAT song.....!!

Decorating our apartment!!!

we LOVE it wen complete strangers cum into our apartment at 11 in d mrn n wer in our pjs!!!

I'd LOVE a sunday dinner!!!!!

kim: NO???

All the american guys are married, engaged or gay!! especially Chris!!!!

u guys from Australia??

Random guys writing their numbers on napkins!!!!

Your NOT allowed take pictures on the PATH train!!

11 PPl in a one bedroom apt, enuf sed

If we all jst stay still it mite get a bit cooler!

wooden rollercoasters are very scary, jst ask niamh!!!

plastic chairs break, A LOT!


BODY SHOTS!

free drink 4rm old men!


of course kim went on a mini holiday 2 the hamptons n abandoned the others.

michelle with the DJ n boy in the white top!!!! "heres my number!" CLASSIC!

pukin on the PATH, no names will be mentioned!!!


KAREOKE!!!! hocco ur a "hero"!!!!

U bettr believ it!!....mason

girl in the polka dot dress!!!

ABUSE on the path train!!!

1 When girls buy a vibrator...it's sexy.
When guys buy a blow-up doll...it's sad!

2 We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological issue excuses!

3 Our boyfriends clothes make us look sexy.
Our boyfriends look like complete dicks in ours!

4 We can cry and get off speeding fines!

5 Taxis stop for us!

6 We get drunk quicker and cheaper!

7 We have no desire to arrange our possessions in alphabetical order....EVER!

8 We've never fancied a cartoon character or female figure in a computer game!

9 We can be groupies....Male "groupies" are really just stalkers!

10 It's cool to be a daddy's girl... It's just sad to be a mommy's boy!

11 We can dance!