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Dave Muller

FUCK DUMB YOU TOO ME CLiCK , DiD i AS RETARD A LiKE THiS READiNG TiME ASS SWEET UR TOOK U SiNCE ◄◄◄(NOW READ iT BACKWARDS)►►►

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hey...........i am hot u better believe it.. i know you want some babe
Me, Myself, and I
Hey there erbody!
news flash...THE FUKIN SUMMER OF 09 IS HERE BABY!!
its time to drink sleep nd make love haha..!im jus gna focus on havin fun nd seize the moment cz if u dont whapam its gone!!tis indeed about time i updated this profile...i am now in 5th year not 2 fun but hey whatya gna do at the moment my life revolves around sleep school panto and study..not an eay life bt i live to do fuckin be on stage so i must suffer for my art lol..(da lads will geta good laugh outta this) and now to continue with the old part of my intro which reads" as of now i officially condemn my rididculous previous little introductrory statement which is "Hey im Dave and im here to spice up ur relationship! Folow dese 3 ez steps 4 a kik ass relationship:
Step1: dump ur bf r gf(wat ever ur in2 ladies!)"
Step2: Contact me
Step3:ENJOY!!!!!
Aside 4rm bein ridiculously goodlooking i play rugger also nd swwim nd im a lifeguard 2.....!
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The Other Half Of Me
Liam Gaffney
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evrytin cept skanger soundz!
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zoolander, borat, Deliverence, exorcist nd other scary shit!
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Scared Of
things that r white nd go maaaaaaaad!nt sheep...skobies!lol!
Happiest When
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Best m8s
Gaffo, Markus, Jamie K, Col nd keara, ben, erbody 4rm da gtact 2!all da lads in gerards..best crac evr!!nd ur aul wan
if i av 4gottn ne1 dont hurt me!!
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arseholes!

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    Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the magical word which, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
    In language, "fuck" falls into many Grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb both transitive (John fucked Mary)
    and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary
    really doesn't give a fuck), and adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).It can also be used as an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy; fuck, she's also stupid). As you can see there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word fuck.
    Aside from its sexual connotations, this word can be used to describe many situations:

    1. Greetings........."How the fuck are ya?"
    2. Fraud............."I got fucked by the car dealer."
    3. Resignation......."Oh, fuck it!"
    4. Trouble..........."I guess I'm fucked now."
    5. Agression........."FUCK YOU!"
    6. Disgust..........."Fuck me."
    7. Confusion........."What the fuck...?"
    8. Displeasure......."Fucking shit man..."
    9. Lost.............."Where the fuck are we?"
    10.Disbelief........."UNFUCKINGBEL
    IEVABLE!!"
    11. Retaliation......."Up your fucking ass!"
    12. Apathy............"Who really gives a fuck?"
    13. Suspicion........."Who the fuck are you?"
    14. Directions........"Fuck off."
    15. It can be maternal........"MOTHERFUCKER!!"
    16. It can be used to tell time......."It's four fucking twenty!"
    17. It can be used as an anatomical description............."He's a fucking asshole."


    Lastly, it has been used by many notable people throughout history:
    "What the fuck was that?" ~Mayor of Hiroshima~
    "Thats not a real fucking gun." ~John Lennon~
    "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" ~Captain of the Titanic~
    "Who the fuck is gonna find out?" ~Richard Nixon~
    "Any fucking idiot could answer that." ~Albert Einstein~
    "It does so fucking look like her!" ~Picasso~
    "You want what on the fucking ceiling?"´~Michaelangelo~
    "Fuck a duck." ~Walt Disney~
    "Houston, we have a big fucking problem." ~The crew of Apollo 13~

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  • u no u want too!!!!

    1 Who are you?.......
    2. Are we friends?........
    3. When and how did we meet?........
    4. Do you hav a crush on me?.........
    5. Give me a nikname and explain why?........
    6. Describe me in 1 word........
    7. what was ur first impression ov me?.......
    8. do u still fink the same?......
    9. What reminds u ov me?.....
    10. If you could giv me anything wot wod it b?......
    11. How well do u no me?......
    12. Whens the last tym u saw me?.....
    13. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?......
    14. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u?.....

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  • Brooke Pressman
    Brooke Pressman

    heyyy whats up IT IS THEY WHO ARE THOU, ME, HIM, OH LANOO.

    8/23/11 via Mobile
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    How can the do this for free? http://alturl.com/xbxxz

    8/13/11 via Mobile
  • Didi De Zwarte
    Didi De Zwarte

    heeey heeey :) hows u??? XXXX

    2/21/10
  • ImYours'Ox
    luv ImYours'Ox

    Some love for ya x

    1/30/10 via Mobile
  • Shaunna
    Shaunna

    i sold your scarf. got a right bitta cash for it too..

    11/23/09
  • ImYours'Ox
    ImYours'Ox

    Hey dude how's it going

    11/6/09 via Mobile
  • 'Yer Maa
    'Yer Maa

    Ah good and ah sure fine :) hows 6th yr ? xx

    10/12/09
  • 'Yer Maa
    'Yer Maa

    Well well well ... howve ya been ? :P x x x

    10/8/09
  • ImYours'Ox
    ImYours'Ox

    Hey how's you

    9/27/09 via Mobile
  • ImYours'Ox
    ImYours'Ox

    nyt talk to ya after

    9/16/09
  • ImYours'Ox
    ImYours'Ox

    ah thats gud awh nothin really doing more socalising then anything turned 20 on mon so gettn old now lol

    9/16/09
  • Sarah McDermott
    Sarah McDermott

    yeah study and no life get used to those words ha ha i didn follow them much and ended up haven a panic attack for the past 3 weeks worryin what i was gonna do ha.... ya no 6th year is the best year of your life ya have a blast like with my group of friends we never didn have a party to go to was savage ha and then debs and grad night and everything ha was great well i enjoyed my 6th year part from the whole leaving cert thing ha x.x

    9/16/09
  • ImYours'Ox
    luv ImYours'Ox

    hey hows u long tym no talk =]

    9/16/09
  • Sarah McDermott
    Sarah McDermott

    well i got into music in dit i start tmoro well have induction day tmoro so excited but nervous at the same time cause dunno what to expect ha ha so how goes 6th year ??x.x

    9/16/09
  • Sarah McDermott
    Sarah McDermott

    ha ha wud ya stop was funny i was so drunk bits of the night are kinda a blur ish ha ha yes now your really my friend :D happy ?? ha x.x

    9/16/09
  • Cathy Mc
    luv Cathy Mc

    hahaha oh sorry! I THought it was Con's page. In fairness... who is Dave Muller?

    8/29/09