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R.I.P Uncle Kingi

6/11/10 | me too! | Reply

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ღ ღ ღ ღR-tIsTikღ ღ ღ ღ
Me, Myself, and I
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۞..´*• (*•.¸--¸.•*´)•*´.. ۞
ღ ღ ღ ღMAORIღ ღ ღ ღ
۞.•..*(¸.•*´-`*•.¸)`*..•. ۞
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To Shak
ue are mye prez , ie will bow down to ue anidaey . ue are the keewlest and the best thina thad has ever happen to this planet . ie am qay and ae complet HOMO LOL :L .



My Brudah: Nate
My Mate: reagan
My Sister:Taite
my sistah in law:Rita


except 4 donald <mah mate>
ภค๓є: Dan Tahere
ѕ¢нσσℓ: Raukura
ѕтαяѕιgи: aieriz
¤вιятнρℓα¢є: Dargaville
¤¢υяяєηт ℓσ¢αтιση:home
¤єує ¢σℓσя: brown
¤нαιя ¢σℓσя: brown and red
мυѕι¢:anifing
¤ fσσ∂: any thing
¤αηιмαℓ: dogs
¤ℓσνє σя мσηєу: love


Put this on YOUR bebo
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If you have your abit of a dickface

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shout out to
....N8.........DEV.....MARITA
 ....SHADRACK......LOMZ......D
 REW......
SORRI 2 EVRY1 I MISSDEDED OUT
Bloody Maori&#39;s
True Story WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food MAORIS: Are the reason you have no food. WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. MAORIS: Call your parents mom and dad. WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. MAORIS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!" WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. MAORIS: Cry with you. WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. MAORIS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours. WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you. MAORIS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. MAORIS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. MAORIS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while. MAORIS: Are for life. WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. MAORIS: Will lie
Shak
Shakiel is the worst
iedol
Shak :O




is ugly :P
to myeself
ue are qay
raniera
Aaarh HOMO alert :L
jokes



People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?


People who are willing to get up to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?


When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?


When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know, you frigging pulled me over.


When people ask "Can I BORROW a tissue ?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! thats discusting !


When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here!


People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ua frikkin ears?


When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting , I always eat stuff I hate.


McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.. It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks.. Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fricking Mc &%$@#!^&% .


When you'r involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be on my way .

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    1 Comment 272 weeks

  • To all da retards hu du dis (sorry matai nd akoni i stole dis frm uz)



    People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?


    People who are willing to get up to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


    When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?


    When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?


    When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know, you frigging pulled me over.


    When people ask "Can I BORROW a tissue ?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! thats discusting !


    When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here!


    People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ua frikkin ears?


    When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting , I always eat stuff I hate.


    McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.. It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks.. Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fricking Mc &%$@#!^&% .


    When you'r involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be on my way .

    3 Comments 299 weeks

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    2. ℓσνє мє?
    3. ℓєт мє кιѕѕ уσυ?
    4. ωαт¢н α мσνιє ωιтн мє?
    5. нανє ∂ιииєя ωιтн мє?
    6. ∂яινє мє ѕσмєωнєяє?
    7. тαкє α ѕнσωєя ωιтн мє?
    8. вє му gf?
    9. тєℓℓ мє уσυ тнιик ιм ¢υтє?
    10. вυY mє α ∂яιик ιf ι ∂ι∂ит нανє мσиєу?
    11. тαкє мє нσмє fσя тнє иιgнt? му нσυѕє σя υя нσυѕє?
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    15. ∂σ уσυ тнιик ιм αттяα¢тινє, вєαυтιfυℓ, ѕєχу, σя нσт?
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    17. ∂σ уσυ тнιик ιм fυииу?
    18. ∂σ уσυ ¢αяє αвσυт мє?
    19. ωσυℓ∂ уσυ ∂αи¢є ωιтн мє?
    20. ωσυℓ∂ уσυ ѕιиg нαρρу вιятн∂αу тσ мє

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    iloveyou babe. x

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    hehe iloveyou my baby <3
    always & forever.

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    are you related to a cruize kingi ??

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    Oh no you aint, lmao. Oh & btw; had a fun time wth you lstnght ;) lols

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    hey lil run lmao !xo wats ur guys number ?

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    bro'

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    heres anothr love :) oh true we should cme c u smetime ????

    3/14/11
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    OMG hey runn !!!! hwa u :O !! u look so much older lol seen the photos of u at n8s 18th ! wea u stayin now ?? me & loms miss hangin with uz so bad !! get back 2 me asap !!!!!!!!! heres a heart :)

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