Personal Information
Full name:Eith/ne Claire Aisling Cooney
Address: Disclosed upon job offers
Phone: 0469029....
Mobile:085740....
email:eithnecooney@yahoo/yehaa.com
Date Of Birth: 24/08/1990

Major Achievements:
> Staying in school for 13 years
>Not getting expelled at any point in those 13 years
>Holding down a job for almost a year
>Never been in a fight

Work History:
Company: IDA Business Park Navan
Job Title: Ccc-Co-Ordinator

Job Description:
Sitting in an open plan office answering the phones to the older generation of the great british republic and then trying to convince them that they should buy their travel insurance of us cos"we are the best." Once established weather or not they want the insurance with us we then had to proceed to do a full medical on these people which involved them having to tell us personal information about their medical history. everything that has happened to them within the last two years MUST be declared and then any prbloems with heart or blood or breathing at any stage in life must also be made notifiable to us. Once we have gotten all this information from them (along with other irrelevant information) we then proceed on to see if we have to charge them extra for the inconvenience of them being sick. once done we then convince them that 3 million billion squids is quite cheap for two days in blackpool.

on other occassions i would be required to organise a garage to go out to members of the great british republic who have broken down in their cars (or in some cases locked their new born baby and their keys in the car no joke) once we have established where the client is and what is wrong with the car or them in general we can organise for someone else to go out and help them. (cos we're sound like that)

the job itself is very demanding and requires a great amount of skill such as multi tasking eg:eating your lunch while on a call or continuing a conversation you were having before getting a call. Patience is also another skill vital for the position as you need to be able to sit there while some clients decide what there vehicle registration is (or where it can be found on a car stupid woman) or while other clients try to remeber why they were put on a form of medication or declare every snotty nose, colesore grazed knee they have ever had.

Educational Details:
September 1995 - June 2003
St. Annes School
Fairgreen
Navan

Duties:
run around a yard for 45 mins a day, cry occassionally if you fall or if you forget your homework

Septemer 2003-June 2008
Loreto St Michaels
Athlumney
Navan

Duties
push boundaries to limit. Pick up disgusting habits :eg smoking
make up hilarious excuses for not having homework done... being late (i ran all the way until i came to a sign that said "go slow"!) or generally not being in ('yesterday was monday??... sorry miss i must have slept all day saturday ithought it was sunday and just didnt bother gettin up')

Skills And Abilities:
most of my skills and abilities i have listed above. however i will point out at this point i am unskilled in many fields- and have a few minor disabilities such as narcolepcia.

Hobbies And Achievments
i enjoy reading, creative writing, long walks on the beach...ha im only buzzin of ur left nipple no... i enjoy going out pon mad ones with my ladie friends and male friends the odd time drinking, sex, shopping, sleeping. and the odd relaxing j goes down well.i have also managed to achieve the messiest person of the week award on 3 occassions and am proud to say i can fit a whole tangle twister in my mouth

References:

referee: Millie (my dog)
adress: my house
position in the company?family: dog
contact number: unavailabe


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