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- Me, Myself, and I
`"¹li¡|¡|¡il¹"` -- ╔╦╗╚╩╝ Б ╠╣..×
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»~:¤.·º`·*~ AUDREY ~*.·´º·.¤:~«
im a blonde bimbo girl in a fantasy world....
sO mUch 4 noT drRinkiN
i wAs fOrcEd... i sWeaR
*•. .•** *mwah *!!*!!** ???.**
/.•*•.\ ¸..•¤**¤•., .•¤**¤•.*.*
- tings i hate!!
- Being stood on by stilettos (ouch)... wen ur fake tan goes bogey...being tired... having bad hair days...being cold...wen ppl annoy me...RAIN...having no credit...wen therse no food in the house...jelly fish... wasps...getting up early...wen me fake nails brake
- Happiest When
- Sleepin, drinkin, in wexford, out wit all d girls my slutch, kate, kellyann, luv yis all... mwah
- funnny stuffs
- KELLY.... oh my god is dis a bus lane??
ME....no kelly dis is the motorway *
wer so bubblish * random party in a fukin farm!! * tea and noodles at 5 in de mornin..me "lets sit at de table and eat our noodles like a family" * marianne taut she could make a CUPA soup in a pot * dolphianne 2 the rescue * jas we are de waves..be 1 wit de water *
stuuuupid cunt * kelly..ahhhh get it away from me, wat d is it... me its ur shadow haha * chips and gravy sauce * dese chicken wings are sweatin
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audrey got drunk
and went lookin 4 a hunk
she found a decent lad
dats wen it all turned bad
in her mini top
she got up an had a bop
she showed off her high shoes
and her big boobes
all de lads dey did glare
so audery turned wit a sxc stare
"hus 1st" she did shout
an 1 by 1 dey linned up wit a pout!
3 drinks later she was on de floor
dats wen de big man showed us de door
we got thrown out
so she opened her mouth
we screamed how could you
but audrey didn care she was off at de nxt venue!!!!
*****some of this may not of happened******
<<<<<< this is a laura original!!!! >>>>>
0 Comments 270 weeks
Can a pizza get to your house faster than
Only in Ireland... Do banks leave both doors open and chain
the pens to
142 Irish were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from
58 Irish are injured each year by using sharp knives instead
13 Irish have died since 1996 by wateringtheir Christmas
tree while the
fairy lights were plugged in.
Irish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after
101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parts of
plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
18 Irish had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper
with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Irish were admitted to A&E in the last two
opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Irish were injured last year in accidents involving out of
Control Scalextric cars.
AND finally......... In 2000, 8 Irish cracked their skull
whilst throwing up into the toilet!
0 Comments 361 weeks
2 Gear (see above)
3 Dutch gold
5 Saying 'Yaknowwhorrameyan?"
7 Social welfare
8 Keyin' cars
9 Top gear
10 Wearing belly tops over their pale, flabby stomachs
11 Calling people 'Bud' who are not their bud
12 Fake lacoste and fred perry
13 Calling people 'Pal' who are not their pal
14 Shortening words and adding the letter 'o' (Anto, Deco,Corpo)
15 Calling people 'Boss' who are not their boss
17 Johnny Blue
19 Fair City
20 Celtic jerseys
22 Fireworks every night for the entire month before halloween
23 Sky Digital
24 Saying "I didn't ble_din' do tha'!"
25 Travelling in packs
27 Swearing at their babies
28 Getting their mot's preggers
29 JD's Sports
30 Christmas lights you could see from space
31 Skippin' school
32 Skippin' bail
33 Giving their kids monster munch and maltesers for breakfast on the bus
34 Standing in queues outside the dole office
35 Gettin locked
36 Cheap beer
38 Saying, "That's not my ble-din' job!"
39 Pushing prams while smokin'
40 Earrings (on fellas)
41 Earrings a chimpanzee could swing off (for birds)
42 Saying "He didn't do nothin'!" when he clearly did do somethin
43 Baseball caps
44 Sawn-off shotguns
45 Adrian kennedy phone show
46 Gettin arested
49 Not payin' the bus fare
50 Curry chips and a burger
51 Leaving their kids play outside on a busy road while they get hammered on a Sunday afternoon
52 Always following the word 'rich' with the word 'wan-ker' or 'cunt'
53 Pulling their hoodies over their heads as they're led away from the Four Courts
54 Eschewing peaceful solutions to conflict when violent senseless mayhem will suffice
55 Pissin' in da lifts
56 Being an authority on everythin
59 Smiley Bolger
60 Getting a raw back an sides
61 Not readin' any books
62 Givin' people Hidin's
63 Bleached hair
64 Hill 16
65 Tolka park
66 Startin' riots
67 Tri colours
69 Gaff parties
70 Da chipper
71 Croke park
72 Northside shoppin' centre
73 Stickin' up 'the two fingers' or da 'wanker sign'
74 Goin' on the naker
75 Robbin cars or mopeads
76 Givin' the brits abuse
78 Temple bar
78 Queer Bashin'
81 Givin da queen abuse
82 Only go to mass at christmas
83 Callin' you girlfriend ur 'moth' or 'bird'
84 Usein weapons in fights
85 Rippin' it out of culchies
86 Goin on there holliers to trabolgan
87 Havin deadly runners
88 Hangin' around town
89 Smokin on buses
90 Rollin' spliffs down the back of class
91 Gettin' expelled
92 Brickin' the buses
94 Callin' da garda pigd
95 Doin' the dirt
96 Bonfire in every last estate at haloween
97 Chip butties
98 Callin' your ma 'ur auwl one' and your da 'ur auwld fella'
99 Drug dealin'
100 Drivin' done up cars
101 Cotton tracksuits
102 FHM magazine
103 Mc donalds
104 Being unpredictable
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