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- Me, Myself, and I
- This is me. A fli azz female dat dont let noone bring her down. I'm am not the perfect person in the mutha fu@k'en world but i am dat hardworking person dat do what i do.I mean Gansta Bre is my name but I am gonna let yall no dat I am alway gonna remain da same. So all yall ugly h03 get off my page cuz i dont Got time 4 haters. I know its more than this about me but i really dont have time so duce to all people reading this.
5th Ward Tx 4life
- Rap, R&B, Hip-Hop, and more
- scary, funni, and drama
- Scared Of
- Happiest When
- da holidays come and when I'm with my boyfriends
- dancing, singing, Kool, Krazie, Krunk, and got hands that is ready for anybody
- care about
- my life
1. BEING PASSIVE - Don't let him undress you
and himself. Just help him a little bit,like
making the first step. Just because we are
men it doesn't mean that we must do all the job.
2. WEARING JEANS OR TIGHT PANTS - It takes time
to take off these kind of clothes. Every second counts. Remember one thing: the more time you got, the more rounds you got, and the more rounds you got the more satisfied you get.
3. GOING DOWN HALFWAY - Once you start going
down, don't stop at the belly button, keep going or
just don't go past the neck at all.
4. CHOKING HIS CHICKEN - Men feel pain; we are
not as tough as you think. No man has a leather
dick. You got to be smooth with the dick. Pulling it too hard doesn't make us feel horny, it hurts even though we don't tell you.
5. LICKING HIS EAR TOO MUCH - It's just the same as
a dog licking a bitch's ass.
6. MOANING LIKE A RUNNER THAT NEEDS AIR -
Better moan with style girls cause men love to make
fun of girls who can't moan like movie stars. Try
not to make much noise when you exhale.
7. SCRATCHING HIS BACK - We don't need no
autographs, girls. It does not feel good at all. Depend on the length of nail and how deep you dig them in our backs so keep your nails in you pockets please. If you feel the need to scratch a
boys back, either grip the hell out of the sheets or the headboard.
8. LETTING YOUR HAIR FALL IN HIS FACE - Men
need air; they breathe.
9. JUMPING ON HIPS TO HARD - A man is not a
horse so please take it easy unless you got a big
booty to take care of the landing!
10. SCREAMING TO LOUD WHEN YOU CUM - Are you
crazy? Do you want us to get caught by your
parents? Or do you just love seeing me jump through
the window butt naked.
11. KEEP YORSELF CLEAN! - Everyone knows that
fish is the smell. But we don't have to be smelling
it when you take your panties off. Please warn us if you haven't freshened up. And nobody wants to suck on
salty dirty titties. Men aren't the only ones who
sweat. And we sure don't want you smellin like you work at a fish market either. Make sure your ass is clean!!! No man wants to eat off a dirty plate.
12. MAKE SURE YOUR FEET ARE IN CHECK - Every
man has a certain turn on. Everything on a woman
must be perfect; thats how we like it. Do not, I
repeat, do not get in bed with us with your feet
looking like you were walking bare foot on toxic waste. You know what I am talkin about, nail polish coming off halfway, smelly as hell, uneven toenails, soles feeling like sandpaper. Its hard to perform good foreplay with that. And don't even
think about asking us to suck your toes when they
look like they have been beaten with a sledge hammer and we are not to fonder of unpolished toes
either. We like them soft,pretty, and tasty looking.
13. GIVING HEAD - Don't use your teeth!
14. AFTER SEX BROADCASTING - Don't go bragging
to your friends saying that you have us so called
"whipped" its not cool at
all, especially when his friends are around. If a
man is "whipped" he won't
15. KEEP IT REAL - When you're at the point of
breakin up, don't wait until then to tell us we
didn't knock it right. You know damn well we had you climbing the walls and walking on air!
P.S - send this to all the ppl on ur list or u will have bad sex 4ever!!! (NO JOKE!)
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