THE PACK
Eight handsome guys whom you'll gladly give your beer and food to, and you'd want to marry your daughter. They are intelligent, elegant, sensitive, and sweet. Truly the ideal men.

THE BACKS
Seven guys who will steal your beer while your not looking, take advantage of your women folk, barnyard animals, and all tubular household objects. Often dine on quinche, brie cheese and wine.

PROP
Short but stout,these strapping men support the hooker, but no money ever changes hands and the act is never specifically named.

HOOKER
Often identified by a balding spot atop the head, these vertically challenged but talented men stand between two props, and secure the ball for his team during scrummages.

SECOND ROW
These tall powerful men are the driving engines not only the scrum, but of the entire game. They can be found working their magic from deep in the scrum, behind the front row, or lofting high above the line outs pulling balls from the air.

THE BACK ROW
Usually the most handsome and intelligent, these three men of strenght are often considered the renaissance men of the rugby field. They not only control the ball, but the entire pitch. Remember, the back row defines the whole teams style of play.

SCRUMHALF
The point guard of the rugby team the scrumhalf distributes the ball, runs, hits and kicks. Scrumhalf is only half as handsome and burly as the pack members.

FLYHALF
The first of those back guys, and the first in the offensive chain. Often confused with an insect, may be referred to as th man with "the foot."

CENTERS
Another pair of those back guys. Either power runner, or annoying scampering guy usually found in the opposite order, but whose main purpose is to get the ball to...

WINGS
Ideally the fastest men on the team. Their job is to "score with the ball", but they often confuse it with "get tackled with the ball." Also a great snack when smothered in hot sauce and deep fried.

FULLBACK
The last lin of defense. A back even the pack can appreciate, often viewed as a back row in the larval stage.