A little food for thought!!

Since America is typical represented by the Eagle, Saddam should have read up on his Muslin passages.

The following verse is from the Koran.

Koran(9:11)-For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle.
The wrath of the Eagle would be felt through the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced; for the warth of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah; and there was peace.

(Note the verse number) Hmmm makes you ponder for a minute, don't it.

Edward Longshanks (Edward I of England) comes to Scotland to conquer the Scots. He brings 4,000 men with him.

As he nears the battlefield there suddenly appears a solitary figure on the crest of the hill. A short,ginger-haired guy in a kilt. "Come up here, ya English bastards, and I'll give ye a hammerin'!

" Edward turns to his commander. "Send 20 men to deal with that little Scottish upstart, there's a good chap!", he says.
The commander sends twenty of his best men over the hill to kill the Scotsman.

Ten minutes later, at the crest of the hill, the little Scot appears again. "Ya English bampots!", he yells. "Come on the rest of ye!! Come on, I'll have ye all !

" Edward is getting somewhat annoyed. He turns to his commander. "Send 100 men to kill that little guttersnipe!" The commander sends a hundred men over the hill to do the job.

Ten minutes later, the little Scot appears at the top of the hill once more,his hair all sticking up, his shirt a wee bit torn. "Ya English SCUM!", he yells. "I'm just warming up!! Come and get me, ya English gits!!

" Edward losses patience. "Commander, take 400 men and personally WIPE HIM OFF THE EARTH!", he yells. The commander gulps, but leads four hundred men on horseback over the crest of the hill.

Ten minutes later, the little Scotsman is back. His clothing is all torn, his face is covered in blood, snot and Irn-Bru. "Is that the best ye can do??? You're bloody WIMMIN!!! Come on!! Come and have a go ya bunch of Jessies!!!", he yells.

Edward turns to his second in command. "Take 1000 men over that hill and don't come back till you've killed him!" he commands. The second in command gathers the men and they ride off over the hill to their fate.

Ten minutes later, one of the English troops appears back at the top of the hill. He's covered in blood and his clothes are all torn. "Your Majesty!! he yells. "It's a trap!!! There's TWO of them!!!

Two Very Good Questions.....

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
already, three who were deaf, two who were blind,
one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would
you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the
next question before scrolling down to the answer of
this one.

Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and your
vote counts. Here are the facts about the three
leading candidates:

Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians,
and consults with astrologists. He's had two
mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
martinis a day.

Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice,
sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks
a quart of whisky every evening.

Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a
vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer
and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?
(Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the
answer).


Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt,
Candidate B is Winston Churchill,
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.


And by the way: Answer to the abortion question if
you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think
before judging someone...and remember, amateurs