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African Herbsman

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  • Last active: 8/22/11
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Me, Myself, and I
ALASDAIR :)
spell it right and il give you a cookie
i lied
i wont give you a cookie :/
im 18 drinking is no longer fun .... NATT!!
Passed my driving test just nae car to drive :/
i wear glasses and have a pea shaped head :)
im of a minority of people over the age of 3 that actually one a onesy that fits them :)
i have 1 nipple and my nape pierced and my proudest prince albert :)

Im also a delta force marshall XD
yass a job atlast and a fuckin good one lol






you should also go to tommys and order a sam and ali allssorts burger that i co founded with sam ... imagine that ... but really you should you wont regret it... caution do not consume if you suffer from any of these conditions, heart problems or are pregnant or suffer from any disease/condition that doesnt allow you to digest large quantities of unhealthy food in one roll :)
thats me done now good bye :) x
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Sam

we like to take our clothes off :)

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SAM STEPHEN CRAIGY DOAK CRAIG MC HUTCHI DONALD(boys secretly retarded shuuush dont tell anyone) all pretty sound guys im not gonna lie :)
the females
:L NICOLA :D x LAURA ...(LIZZ) CAT :D ASHLEE KIRSTY(RALPH)
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YEAAAAYYAAA cant wait
SAM , JAMIE, CHEWY, CRAIG, BRIAN AND MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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  • mair mad shite

    First off, you're single right?
    i am indeed

    Do you miss the last person you kissed?
    um maybe

    How have you felt today?
    i feel i should of studied

    You kissed someone today, didn't you?
    nahh :/

    Do you have any plans for the weekend?
    i do not maybe work ?

    Someone tells you that your beautiful, you say?
    i dont get called beautiful i get called magnificent

    What are you looking forward to?
    After exams and DOWNLOAD2010

    Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?
    i am not

    Do you have any hidden talents?
    many ;)

    Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
    i might of done i dnt remember

    Are you listening to any music?
    yeahh johnny cash

    Is your hair long enough to put in a ponytail?
    a small one lol

    How's your hair right now?
    normal
    What are you thinking about right now?
    wether or not il pass bio tomorrow

    Do you get irritated easily?
    sometimes

    Does anyone call you babe?
    yeahh (H)

    Would you ever get a tattoo?
    yep tony here we come

    Are you satisfied with what you currently have in life?
    aye why not

    Do you like taking walks?
    depends who with

    Could you go the rest of your life without doing any drugs?
    i could

    Do you miss anyone in your life?
    yes.

    Have you ever kissed the last person you texted?
    i have

    Are you happier now than you were last year?
    um yeahh

    Are you a fan of Will Smith?
    yeh although he has huge lugs

    Do you frequently take naps?
    nahh occasionally though.

    What's the closest liquid object to you?
    irn bru

    In the past 72 hours have you been under the influence of alcohol?
    maybe a casual beer in the sun.

    Do you smile alot?
    yeahh :D

    Do you like to cuddle?
    who doesnt

    Where is your biological father right now?
    in a ditch ? just being hopeful

    Someone knocks on your window at 2am, who do you want it to be?
    well there late its almost 3

    What do you want right now?
    Exams to be over

    How late did you stay up last night?
    like 3 or summin

    Let me guess, your last incoming call was from the opposite sex?
    no was my stephen

    What are you supposed to be doing right now?
    sleep or study

    Do you have someone who you can be your complete self around?
    everyone .. i hide nothingggggggggg

    Are you angry with someone right now?
    nahh

    Has anyone told you they would never leave and left?
    ahhahahah yes

    Do you straighten your hair often?
    nahh

    Are you on the pill?
    yes.

    How old were you when you started your periods?
    21 .

    Have you ever lived with your girlfriend/boyfriend?
    nope

    Have you ever taken someone back after they've cheated?
    nahh.

    Do you have a partner?
    nope.

    If so how long have you been together?
    -like 33 yearss

    Have you ever peed while on the phone?
    hells yeahh

    Are you taller than your mom?
    by about a foot

    What are you planning on doing after filling this out?
    goin to look what abi said on hers.

    What would happen if you had a baby with the last person you kissed?
    well id be like wtf it was only a kiss

    Are you dating the last person you kissed?
    i am not ?

    When was the last time you got butterflies?
    its not warm enough for butterflies they only come out in summer but my gardens fulla thum :P

    What are your plans for this weekend?
    this would be the second time maybe work

    Would you ever live with anyone on your top friends?
    yehh

    What do you have to do tomorrow?
    bio exam then meet abi

    What were you doing at 9 this morning?
    SLEEPPPP!!

    do you have a crush on anyone right now?
    ahaha im not 12 but yeh sure

    ever kissed underwater?
    nahh

    ever had ridiculous drunken sex?
    yeah bad times although funny

    Are you going any holidays this year?
    nope :'(

    Have you ever been on holiday with a friend?
    chicooo and cunts tht went to france

    have you ever kissed two people in one day?
    yep.

    had sex with 2+ people at one time?
    nah :/

    are you a slut?
    not really.

    are you liking how you

    0 Comments 164 weeks

  • mad shite

    Ever messed the opposite sex around?
    maybe ?
    How many times has the last person you kissed made you cry?
    none.

    Has someone ever cheated on their girl/boyfriend with you? If so, when?
    this is possible

    Who was the first person you texted this morning?
    SAM :)

    Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
    depends on what the lie is and if it makes me laugh

    How many of the opposite sex have you cried over?
    neeevvaaaa

    How old do you look?
    like 40 im hairy and have an epic beer belly ive been workin on

    Where was the last place you went besides your house?
    Asda my second home

    Is there someone you will never forget, besides family?
    yeahh

    At the beginning of the summer, who were you in a relationship with?
    naebdy unless summers begun but i think its starting now

    Did you ever waste too much time on a certain boy or girl?
    yeah :/

    How was last night?
    dont actually know what i did ? i forget ?

    Have you ever kissed someone and never saw them again?
    yep.

    How are you feeling right now?
    not to damn shabby :) what about you ?

    Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
    why the fuck not

    Are you wearing socks?
    nahhh

    Have you ever kissed anyone whose name starts with A, B, C, D, G, M, L Or R?
    A, B, C,G,M,L,R tht seems kinda bad

    Do you have a best friend you can tell stuff to and you're sure they won't tell?
    yeaasss

    Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
    more than likely but i dont think i could care less

    Have you run away from something because you didn't know how to deal with it?
    not really or tht i know of .

    What is today's date?
    21th may a think?

    Have you ever shared a blanket with someone?
    prob more thn once :L

    Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?
    ehm yeh badtimes

    Ever lay in the arms of the opposite sex?
    yeh :L

    Are you a jealous person?
    depends but yeh usually.

    Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
    yeahh CHICO!!

    Has anyone said they love you in the last week?
    nope

    Is there a lot of stress in your life?
    nah exam are the most of tht but im pretty layed back about thm :)

    Do you enjoy late night phone conversations?
    yeah they always good fun

    Are you single/ taken/ heartbroken/ confused?
    single.

    What are you looking forward to in the next week?
    not much i has exams :/

    Excited for anything?
    summerr to be here properly.

    Could you go the rest of your life without doing any drugs?
    aye

    Do you have feelings for anyone?
    yeah.

    When is your birthday?
    21st march.

    Do you miss anyone in your life?
    yep.

    Have you ever kissed the last person you texted?
    yeh but not properly sam (6).

    When is the last time you saw number one on your top friends?
    march :( but shes home at somepoint soon XD

    Honestly, has anyone seen your underwear in the past three months?
    yeahhh half of paisley hahah scoreee

    Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
    not sure?

    So, why are you and your girlfriend/boyfriend fighting?
    dont have wan .

    Ever told a boy you loved them?
    hells yeahhh :L

    Ever kissed anyone with the name starting with a B?
    yes i have ahah

    Do you have any plans for the weekend?
    yupp :)

    Is there anything you need to tell someone?
    not tht i know of

    Has anyone ever broken a promise to you?
    yeahh :/

    0 Comments 165 weeks

  • beast of a comment to nicola that ddnt let me fuckin end

    no she actually sleeps in a box next to back door as she is not house trained yet. also she is not allowed in mybed as she only carries out the manual labour chours of any good wife. bt she does not get the benifit of a husband who fucks hr as she is a fat rank and the sight of hr disgusts me . so actually she is more the traditional wife ... cooks cleans irons etc not like todays slackin bitches that call themselves good wives all they do is complain abou how men dnt help ... men help plenty .. how else are they going to get beaten up when they dnt do anythng right fuckin whores. no fuckin wonder chris brown did tht hve you seen her face it dnt get any worse so he had nothing to loose really also realised these bebo comments dnt have tht 1000 character limit i can rant for aggeeessss like this.


















































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    hehehehe this comment is beast .












    i could go on bout hovers untill my heart was content but then again there nt to excitin n wud gt bored a bit fast like this im alredy on a different topic lol like how all thoses dwarf n miget babies are n did any of their fathers show any intrest in their sons n daughters and hermaphridites .....theyd be great hermaphridites lol wud you not want to be 1 ?
    i wud youd get the best of both worlds lol
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    holy shit ive went frm hairy russians to hoovers to wife abuse to rape (ohh aye frgt to ask did you enjoy the multimillion ppl gangbang ... i much pefer when its only bout 10 ppl you no what yer puttin where :P )

    did you no 9 out of 10 ppl enjoy a gang bang guess who doesnt enjoy it ?..... the bangeee

    ahahahah get it coz its like the employee except bang ?





    speakin of bangin you ever read th kama sutra fuck thoses asians are flexible n ithought i was good bein able toput my legs behind my head i stil vote tht impressive d

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