Would You run up and say hi 2 me in public?:
Would You see what was wrong if i was crying?:
Would You be the one who made me cry?:
Would You kiss me?:
Would You hug me?:
Would You sing for me?:
Would You tell me you love me?:
Would You cry if i had 2 move away?:
Would You tell me i am beautiful?:
Would You wag school with me?:
Would You get drunk with me?:
Would You take me 2 a party?:
Would You take me home if i got 2 drunk?:
Would You go out with me?:
Would You spend hours on the phone to me?:
Would You cry in a sad movie in front of me?:
Would You spend the rest of your life with me?:
Would You want to be more than a friend?:
Would You hit me so hard that i cried?:
Would You laugh until you cried, with me?:
Would You make a fool of urself with me in public?:
Would You tell me if i had food in my teeth?:
Would You tell me if i looked fat?:
Would You cry in front of me?:
Would You do this in your own blog?:

apparently these are all real instructions and warnings found on sum products:

Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.

Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.

String of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.

Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.

Heinz Ketchup
Instructions: Put on food

Matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Pepper Spray
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

Bic Lighter
Ignite lighter away from face.

Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Box of bottle rockets
Do not put in mouth.

Heated seat cushion
Warning: Do not use on eyes.

Hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.

Chainsaw
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Rowenta Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Children's Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Mommy, Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
and when he pulled the trigger back,
it shot with a great big crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
But Mommy, when I went school that day, I never said good-bye,
I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
and please tell Chris; my boyfriend; that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best.
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,
Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,
I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.

Mommy I ran as fast as I could, When I heard that crack,
Mommy, listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college,
I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,
And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."