1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. What was your first impression of me?
9. Do you still think the same?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. What do you like best about me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something you couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?

OnE

If yOu'rE UgLy,
StOp aCtInG LiKe yOu dOn't kNoW It.
ThE CaPtIoNs uNdEr yOu pIcTuRe tHaT SaYs
"ToP MoDeL PoSe"
"sExY BiTcH"
"ArNt i hOt"
DoEsN'T CoNvInCe aNyOnE.

TwO.

To tHe pEoPlE WhO HaVe lIkE 25,000 fRiEnDs,
ArE YoU SeRiOuS?
nObOdY In tHiS UnIvErSe cAn kEeP Up wItH ThAt mAnY FrIeNdS.
yOu'rE StUpId. Go pLaY In tRaFfIc.

ThEeE.

DoN'T EvEr pOsT PiCtUrEs aNd sAy
"OmG, i'm sO UgLy"
"oMg,i'm sO FaT"
bEcAuSe iF YoU WeRe, YoU WoUlDn't pOsT ThEm.
YoU JuSt wAnT PpL To cOmMeNt aNd sAy "No yUrE NoT" ..
I SaY To eVeRyOnE EaCh tImE U SeE ThAt cApTiOn,
CoMmEnT SaYiNg "YeS U R"

FoUr.

NoBoDy cArEs aBoUt tHrEaTs oVeR ThE InTeRnEt.
DoN'T TrY To aCt hArDcOrE WiTh tHe kEyBoArD.
fIgHtInG OnLiNe iS LiKe rAcInG In tHe sPeCiAl oLyMpIcS;
eVeN If yOu wIn,
YoU'Re sTiLl rEtArDeD.

FiVe.

MaKiNg 20 BuLlEtInS A DaY
AbOuT HoW YoU HaVe nEw pIcTuReS
AnD BeGgInG PeOpLe tO CoMmEnT On tHeM Is pAtHeTiC.
mAkE ThE BuLlEtIn oNcE If yOu hAvE To,
AnD ThOsE WhO AcTuAlLy cArE AbOuT YoU
WiLl cOmMeNt oN YoUr pIcS.

SiX.

If aLl yOuR PiCtUrEs lOoK ThE SaMe,
DoN'T PoSt tHeM AlL.
pLeAsE PuT SoMe vArIeTy iN YoUr pIcS.
nObOdY WaNtS To sEe yOuR FaCe 8 dIfFeReNt wAyS.

SeVeN.

WhO ReAlLy cArEs iF I DoN'T AcCePt yOu aS A FrIeNd?
MoVe oN!!!
dOn't sEnD Me aNoThEr rEqUeSt oR MeSsAgE AsKiNg
"WhAt's uP WiTh yOu nOt aDdInG Me?"
i dOn't wAnT YoU As a fRiEnD;
tHaT'S WhAt's uP!

EiGhT.

LiTtLe 6Th gRaDeRs wHo hAvE BeBoS
AnD LoOk lIkE SlUtS,
gO SoMeWhErE ElSe bEcAuSe
nObOdY WaNtS YoU HeRe.!!!


NiNe.

If yOu hAvE DeCiDeD To rEaD ThIs,
YoU ArE A TrUe bEbO FrIeNd.
ReAl fRiEnDs rEaD ThEiR BuLlEtInS.


TeN.

I SaY YoU Go aNd pOsT ThIs aNd mAyBe
iT WiLl fInAlLy gEt tHrOuGh pEoPlE'S BrAiNs (If tHeY HaVe tHeM).

Put an X in the box if its a yes leave it blank if its a no!
WOULD YOU?
[] go out with me?
[] give me your number?
[] kiss me?
[] let me kiss you?
[] shag me
[] watch a movie with me?
[] let me take you out to dinner?
[] take a shower with me?
[] be my bf/gf?
[] have a fling with me?
[] take me home for the night?
[] Would you let me sleep in your bed?
[] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[] give me a piggyback ride?
[] have a relationship with me?
[] Dance with me?
[] Spank that ass?
[] Help me with homework?
[] Tickle me to death?
[] Let me tickle you?
[] Stick up for me if i was being put down?
[] Carress my body?
[] Play strip poker with me?
[] Say yes if i asked you out?
[] Get wasted with me?
[] Instant message me?
[] Greet me in public?
[] Hang out with me?
[] Bring me around your friends