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long time no see mate hows u wbs if g

ahhhh i see!! dave walked to mine lol n we shared a taxi! was a good night, i was working saturday tho which was pretty crap!! its the place that used to be subway ur working in now isnt it?! hows that goin? im good thanks, cannot wait for pay day on saturday!! lol so sad i know my first pay cheque from them! starting to get more clients in now, took 4 bookings today!! xxx

hey dude how are you?! how come u werent able to come to chelle's birthday night? xxx

I ARE WEARING A JEAN PANT

Yeah, funny thing, that's exactly what I said! Actually, I was toying with some variations on the basic CHRISTAAY form to really reflect the gravity of the moment! So that's the fuckin' wheels. Re wheels 2.0 (sweeter wheels) I spoke to the dvla who say my dad isn't the registered keeper of it. Nice one daddio, the thing only cost £3000 eh, why bother registering it. Twat. It'll get sorted anway. Have you hooked me up with a sheep's skull yet? Seriously, hope the trip's going well bru, flat's damned boring without you. Going to Edinburgh with Johanna in a couple of days, once I've given Henli his lesson. My young apprentice... Guitar leads to soloing, soloing leads to wails, wails lead to moist panties. & I'll leave you with that! Stay hard! C. Sex.

hey u hows it goin? when u bk thru? need 2 go 2 24hr tesco n then portobello beach againwi dave like old times im missin them lol u bin up 2 much? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I hate DHL they suck balls

hey Tam hows things duder?

Ur a very laid back crazy funny type! Dan is hilarious but in very different ways! Its safe to say the cooker is a taylor family fan!lol glad to hear your good matey miss ya next to me stacking those shelfs lol can't wait to get graduated and get a real job!haha x

Tomtom your brother and you really are polar opposites! How r u my former shelf stacking amigo!? Remember the sword i made!lol oh the fun we once shared! Come out for beers a nite x

tam, ur not workin this sat comin, ur coming out, right!!

The beacons are lit! Prepare the trebuchets! I know that you live across the hall...but since all the cool cats are at it...I think you may just have persuaded me to resurrect my booboo page! Plus, there are all the skydiving & surfing girls wanting us to bang them! (totally legitimate of course - brother, please!) Hit me back!!

Hiya stranger How u doin?? Hows uni?? Wotu bn up 2?? Take care Wbs xxxxx Have sum lovage

hey hey mr taylor how goes it? u bin up 2 much? when u nxt bk thru? cos we r goin 4 a drink 2 catch up... its bin 2 long got a boyfriend who will babysit hows the love life? xxx

I tried to phone you last night man. what i can only guess as being your sister's boyfriend told me that your sister had just taken you to the pub to see me =/ phone my house if you're in in the next hour or so, if not i'll phone yours laterz it's 01382 669 039 i believe.

ho ho ho I'm feeling you. well not literally. but you get me i hope. have a fucking good christmas man

hullo thomas. man I didn't go either, spent my hangover day being hungover and watching tv. it was well better than 12 hour cheesy. how was your weekend of work? I'm at home now getting some well needed rest. have a good christmas chap

I'll literally fuck you to death.