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- Me, Myself, and I
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jesus tried to save me but there wasnt enouth space on his memory card
hay peeps il be back down glasto soon i promise it be a huge pissup but until then godbye
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oo fighters, gallows, green day, gunsn roses, hard-fi, hell is for heroes, incubus, kaiser chiefs, kasabian, the killers, killswitch engage, korn, lamb of god, led zeppelin, less than jake, lost prophets, lynyrd skynyrd, machine head, marilyn manson, megadeath, metallica, mo
torhead, musem, my chemical romance, new found glory, nickelback, nirvana, octa
via, the offspring, omnium gatherum, onslaught, opm, papa roach, paramore, placebo, puddle of mudd, queens of the stone age, r.e.m.'raconturs, radiohea
d, rage against the machine, rammstein, razorlight,
red hot chili peppers, satyricon, slipknot, so
up dragons, system of a down, vallenbrosa, the white strips , wolfmother
- dodgeball, battle royale, kill bill 1+2, night watch, longest yard, final fantasy advent children blades of glory 40 year old virgin
- none for me thanks
- Scared Of
- spending the rest of my life at the bowl inn
- Happiest When
- sleeping, drunk, fucked out my face, not at work
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"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad
"If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness."
"How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak."
"A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy."
"I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
"Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children."
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."
"Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it."
"Last week I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister ... and now wish to withdraw that statement."
"Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."
"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth."
"Don't worry about avoiding temptation...As you grow older, it will avoid you."
0 Comments 304 weeks
i thought i might write some jokes up here to lighten the moodSO LAUTH OR I WILL FIND U AND RIP OUT UR MAJOR ORGANS SLOWLY AND LAUTH WHILST DOING IT TO MAKE U UNDERSTAND VILANCE IS VERY FUNNY
the flollowing jokes are sick and or in bad taste if u might be ofended to the point that u might irritate me with hate mail or fire then dont read them and yes id did vomit when hearing most of these so grab a sick bucket and scroll down
whats black and sits on the top of the stairs?
steven hawkin after a house fire
what turns from blue to red and from a solid to a liqiud?
smurf in a blender
when dose michael jackson go to bed?
when the big hand touches the little hand
What's the difference between Paula Radcliffe and Hitler?
Hitler tried to finish the race?
A woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach cramps
So the doctor examines her and does some tests and says "you're going to have to looking forward to the idea of long sleepless nights full of crying and changing napies"
"Why? Am I Pregnant?"
"no" the doctor replies, you've got bowel cancer
How do you get a gay man to shag your girlfriend?
Shit in her cunt
a little boy runs up to his mother, saying "mummy, mummy! Why am I called Leaf?"
His Mother replies: "because when you were a baby, a leaf fell on your head".
The next day, his little sister runs up, saying "mummy, mummy! Why am I called Petal?"
Mother replies: "because when you were a baby, a petal fell on your head".
The next day, their little brother runs up, saying: "sgfkljds gflkfjd g 0fd0fdig-0gid gfdgfgfgfgfgf,,,,,.m mmmmagagggggggggggggg" *dribbles*.
Mother says: "shut up, Fridge".
Why is the bible like a penis?
You get it forced down your throat by a priest
It is just another working day at the brothel. The punters are coming, the cash is coming, and the girls are faking it. Suddenly the door opens, and a figure steps through the threshold, silhouetted against the backdrop of the red lights.
It is a boy, a young boy, about nine. In his hand is a length of string, reaching all the way to the floor, where it is fastened around the neck of what looks like a dead frog. The figure picks the frog up, strides up to the counter, and places the amphibian onto it, exclaiming, “I want a bitch with herpes.”
Behind the counter, the sexmonger is flabbergasted. “I’m sorry, what did you say?”
“I said ‘I want a bitch with herpes’” says the child.
“Well I’m afraid we don’t have any ladies that fit that description” replies the Madam.
“I want a bitch with herpes, and I am going to have a bitch with herpes” says the boy, putting £1000 on the counter, next to the frog.
The Madam thinks about this for a while and decides that the reputation of her house of ill-repute is definitely worth £1000. She sends for one of her many shingle infected sluts. The boy follows the genitally deformed working girl to her room, trailing his frog behind him.
After an hour of quite bizarre shenanigans the kid returns to the counter, frog in tow, to thank the Madam. She takes this opportunity to ask the question that had been puzzling her for the entire previous hour, “Why did you want a whore with herpes?”
“Well,” explains the boy “My parents are going out tonight. In the evening I’m going to fuck my babysitter. When my dad drives her back home, he’s going to fuck her. Then he’s going home to fuck Mum. In the morning she’s going to fuck the milkman. He’s going to fuck his wife, she’s going to fuck her boss, he’s going to fuck his wife - my English teacher, she’s going to fuck my headmaster and HE’S THE CUNT WHO KILLED MY FROG!”
I was standing at a bar in the pub when I overheard this conversation between two blokes
"Do you know what? I could have sex with any woman in this pub".
0 Comments 322 weeks
wot would u do if?
i had a sex change-
i made a move on u-
i ran u over-
i licked ur toe-
i made a move on ur mum-
i made a move on ur dad-
i was sleeping wid da queen-
i wont the lottery-
I committed suicide:
I said I loved you:
I kissed you:
I lived next door to you:
I quit smoking:
I stole something:
I was hospitalized:
I ran away from home(glen ):
I got into a fight and you weren't there:
I died today:
u found out i killed over four millions dirty packis-
i quit my job and moved back to glastonbury and became a tramp like everyone else-
1 Comment 326 weeks