Orla . . wouldn't that be sort of suspish? -Melissa
No that wouldn't be suspish! - Orla

gealt? did nothing
gealt? did fuck all
now gealt? is getting raped
against the prison wall -declan

Yeah I was just trying to go to the toilet today but I couldn’t go because there was just this guy staring in at me -Melissa

so gina. are you prepared for the maths test? - declan
eh yeah. I think so. gina
so if they asked you what the square root of STRAWBERRY FOOOOL was would you know the answer? - declan

Christmas! - declan
Ordinary time! - nina
LENT! - orla
Easter! - declan
Ordinary time! - nina
LENT!!!!! - orla

*ms doherty accent* And when I went to bible camp, my hands morphed together while I was praying. I had to be exercised. No, not on a threadmill.. with holy water and a psalm. No, not sam kristensen. A psalm from the bible. - declan

everyone: *blows up perfect man doll*
orla: eh he's kinda small
nina: perfect man my ass! perfect big freak!

dylan: paul, where's your leg?!
paul: road accident about ten years ago.
dylan: NO your fake leg!!

mother: nina I found a big ball of chewin gum or somethin with hair on top..I threw it in the bin
melissa: NOOOOOO!! NOT AL BRENDON SOYER!!

*in melissa voice* day 57, Im still in the womb and I have eaten my twin. Today i discovered I'm a girl..how do I know what that is? - declan

melissa: *pulls down fly and stuffs grass down pants* look! I've green pubes!!

nina: hey. you do you think takes it in the ass - cigarette smoking man or assistant director skinner?
melissa: oh skinner come on
nina: ha and cgb still smokes during!

anna:who farted? come on just own up
nina: well I do have a dead cat in my bag. *points to hello kitty bag* hello kitty! goodbye kitty!!

nina: *puts abnormally long clitoris on table*
melissa: eh...I guess I could suckle on it

ms o'reilly: oh no! I'm only insured to have 30 people in the class!
declan: *points to nina* I say we throw ketchup head out! because she's different!

alan: nina, you should shave off your eyebrows and draw them on with liquid eyeliner! *nudges*

orla: nina turn around so I can open your happy sack.
orla ahh theres a fly on your happy sack!!

nina, orla and melissa: okay guys. No more lessin out. Promise? Put rings together!!
nina, orla and melissa: *lesses out nonetheless*

oh my god the guy from cruel intentions is so hot - amy
oh nate archibald? - nina
wait isnt that the guy from gossip girl? - jenny

orla, melissa, nina, maria, sarah and elmo: *waxes together*

knacker: here...you're holdin hands. are you lesbos?
nina: no we're just drunk.
knacker: I love lesbos. Meet each othar.
nina and lizzie: *scores*
knacker oh my god...ANTO!! ANTO!!! COME ERE!! DER MEETIN!!!

ms duffy so would any of your parents be ashamed if you told them you were pregnant?
alan my mam would be proud! a bit puzzled but proud!

niamh: *points to blue stain* look I spilt chemicals on myself when I was doing a test for reducing sugar experiment
nina: *points to brown stain on self* look it's chocolate
declan: nina that's not attractive

marc: hahaha you only got one out of twenty one!!!
conor: shut up you only got four
marc: four times more than you!

marc: if I didn't buy any cookies I'd have like a million euro right now
nina: ha everyone knows you don't actually eat them you just get them all together a swim in them
marc and nina: ONE MILLION COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!

ms duffy:so what do you think is the worst crime imaginable?
nina and declan:*in unison* ACID BATH!