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- fuckin club orange sandwich
- Me, Myself, and I
- <---how cool am i eh? eh? eh?
im sorry for apologisin
such an epic band!!
how do u know a white tiger is a tiger eh sarah??
cheese dildo?ironing board dildo???hmmmmmmmm???
being a class rep has given me great responsibility........LETS GO DRINKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thomond village?? call over i always at some fornm of shindig
wow im goin on and on and on and on and on
bob......DRINK OR SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!
limerick doesnt know wht hit it in the form of drunken hedge divin and such
bottle of wine.....3.75 in tesco
crate of beer.........18 in offy
getin chased arond campus by security priceless
so ya i gots notin to say except keep it country!!!and keep it in your pants!!or ill cut it off!!!!!!!
- AFI, Aerosmith, Bullet for my valentine (the greatest band in the world), , Foo Fighters, Metallica, Trivium, Slipknot, Slayer, System of a down, MACHINE FUCKING HEAD!!!!! (rob flynn, my idol), evanesence are okay amy lee very hot!!!!so yeah QOTSA Nirvana all good, taking back sunday, sum41, Marilyn Manson, Snow patrol, Yellow Card, The Chilli Peppers all sorts really i dont mind too much so long as it isnt crap like panic at the disco....god.....so yeah heavy is the way to go!!!!!!! ..........could go on all day. Have my own band yeah! Bitch!!!yeah i luv rock, metal!!!!dont mind punk, emoish can be good but thats just me....i have seen trivium, annihilator, gojira, lo
st alone....nd my chemical romance...unfortunately..yeah was goin well till dat..nd saw slayer and mastodon recently..wkd gig..linkin park, queens of the stone age and coheed and cambria..sweet savage plus tenacious d plus METALLICA!!!!!!!=.wat a gig best night ever!!!!!
- The Lord of the Rings , Star Wars, yeah! I'm cool, I'm cool..hehehehe????? yeah hostel was good but 2nd one sucks so wolf creek was quite good, unexpectantly....emmmmm...so yeah what else yeah.....gladiator(hehehehe private joke) i enjoyed final fantasy VII movie but that was the greatest game of all time so it was..funny movies always good but hard to find same with horror..emile.and cinema paradiso!!!what a film...wow!!
- Soccer, liverpool nd los Zarecos..for the present neway...come on the LZ!! Greatest team in the world....okay cork....okay millstreet....okay station road!!U happy now!!!!god!!.....nah im kidding we rock really!!!
- Scared Of
- Spiders...water kinda..nearly drowned as a kid...pixies they are so small...............you!
- Happiest When
- Jamming with my crew, mark, paul, and dave......Hanging out with all the lads just chilling playing guitar. Kinder eggs always do the trick...mmmmmm wine
- ALAN!!!!!!!!!!we gonna be married so ive lots of great friends, Martin, Timmy, Jamie, Conor, Niall, Larissa, Gina Theyre the people i hang with most, they're great..funniest people you'll ever meet.love them loads they rock..Then theyre is Sarah, Katie, Laura, Marie, Tracey, Lisa They're cool and Emma, Philli, Grainne. Anne Marie, GEORGE! Sarah...etc..sorry im gettn tired...The ppl in killarney, all Them r super cool....mostly...d los zarcos ppl 2 many of ye 2 type..bt ye guys r cool...me 2 bands late parrot a big mention to ange and aine and james !!!!!!ye guys were some craic...must meet up soon.....mate claire...did alot for me...dunno how she left this section.....all my peps in west cork, aoife....shell Kev, Shona, Shauna, Amy, Brian, Simon, Johnathon, Jess.........................
college ok............SARAH Hickey(Curly Sarah)....Moody Mark, Cian, Dave, David, Paul , Meg, Rose, Hayley, conor........this goes on and on ye know who ye are
oh ya and housemate sarah lol
- likeable things such as penguins, they are so cool and funny, like in the sky tv ad when the penguin falls through the hole and the others go in after.hehehehe.always cracks me up, and you see the stupid ones who miss the hole..genius umpa lumpas nd of course..........you!!
- The Other Half Of Me
she gone away:(.....sad face
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Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
if you can raed tihs psas it on.
p.s tihs is the srtangset tihng taht i've looekd at !!!!!!
1 Comment 312 weeks
How to get a girl:
1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.
2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.
4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care.
5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement.
6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.
7. if youre talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words @#%$ you and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.
8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."
9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames.
10. play with her hair. play with it HARD.
11. warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?
14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball.
15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
16. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give her self confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
17. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.
19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a spontaneous guy.
20. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i'm talking about.
21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say no its just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you @#%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already stated.
22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.
23. if youre listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious.
24. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
1 Comment 313 weeks
1. What's your name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. Describe me in 3 words?
7. What was ur first impression of me?
8. Do u still think the same?
9. What reminds u of me?
10.If you could give me anything what would it be?
11.How well do u know me?
12.What do u like best about me?
13.Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
14.Could you ever love me?
15.Give me a nickname and explain why?
16.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
17.Anything 2 say b4 u go?
6 Comments 334 weeks