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This is a transcript of an actual cyber sex session. As all of you are
well aware, online computers are often used to engage in cybersex.
Detailed fantasies are typed into the computer to be instantly
over the Internet. Sometimes these harmless fantasies become
fairly raunchy. This is not the case with the following transcript
on-line cybersex session. Either this guy is clueless or has the
sense of humour known to mankind.
Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing an expensive red silk blouse, a black
miniskirt and high heeled boots. I am tanned and very buffed. I
everyday. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I\\\'m 6\\\'3 and about 250 lb. I wear glasses and have on a
blue sweatpants I just bought at Walmart. I\\\'m also wearing an old
it\\\'s got some barbecue sauce stains on it and it smells kind of
Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me?
Sweetheart: We\\\'re in my bedroom. There\\\'s soft music playing on the
and candles on my nightstand. I look up into your eyes and I\\\'m
hand works its way down to your crotch and I begin to feel your
huge swelling bulge.
Wellhung: I\\\'m gulping. I\\\'m beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I\\\'m pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung: Now, I\\\'m unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are
Sweetheart: I\\\'m moaning softly.
Wellhung: I\\\'m taking hold of your blouse and I\\\'m sliding it softly
Sweetheart: I\\\'m throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk
off of my warm body. I\\\'m rubbing your bulge faster now, rubbing
Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and tears a hole in
your blouse. I\\\'m sorry.
Sweetheart: That\\\'s, OK. It wasn\\\'t really too expensive.
Wellhung: I\\\'ll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don\\\'t worry about it! I\\\'m wearing a lacy black bra, my
breasts are rising and falling as I breathe harder and harder.
Wellhung: I\\\'m fumbling with the clasp of your bra, I think it\\\'s
you have scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly, I reach behind my
and undo the clasp. My bra slides off. The cool air caresses my
nipples are erekt for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I\\\'m picking up the bra and
Sweetheart: I\\\'m arching my back. Oh baby, I just want to feel your
all over me.
Wellhung: I\\\'m dropping the bra. Now I\\\'m licking your, you know,
Sweetheart: I\\\'m running my fingers through your hair. Now I\\\'m
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit
Wellhung: I\\\'m so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart: I\\\'m wiping your phlegm off of my breasts with the
Wellhung: I\\\'m taking your sopping wet blouse from you and throwing
the corner of the room.
Sweetheart: OK. I\\\'m pulling your sweatpants down and rubbing your
Wellhung: I\\\'m screaming like a woman! Your hands are cold! Yeee!
Sweetheart: I\\\'m pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung: I\\\'m pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all
and out and nibbling on you. ummm, wait a second.
Sweetheart: What\\\'s the matter?
Wellhung: I\\\'ve got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I\\\'m choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I\\\'m having a coughing fit. I\\\'m turning all red.
Sweetheart: Is there anything I can do to help?
Wellhung: I\\\'m running to the kitchen. Choking wildly. Looking for
Where do you keep your cups??
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink
Wellhung: I\\\'m drinking a cup of water. There that\\\'s better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me,
1 Comment 363 weeks
I'm as sick as a small hospital
I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child
She had a face on her like a well slapped a*se
Your' re as welcome as a f*rt in a spacesuit
My mouth's as dry as a nun' s cr@ck
He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup
He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician
As funny as a burning orphanage
He's so camp, he shites tent pegs
I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes
I feel like a boiled sh1te (hung-over)
(when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress
She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn
As busy as the Dalkey dole office
Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit
As tight as a nun's knickers
I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn
I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of
the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.
Up and down like a whore's knickers
No show pony but would do for a ride around the house
Did your mother find out who your father is yet?
What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt
I left her with a face like a painter' s radio
A Mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard!!
Jays us, she could breastfeed a crè che
As fit as a butcher's dog
She ' s got more chins than a Chinese phone book
Not even the tide would take her out
Mother Teresa wouldn' t 't kiss her
Daz wouldn't shift her
Des Kelly wouldn't lay her
A sniper wouldn't take her out
Jays us, ya wouldn't ride her into battle
If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one
She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked p*ss off a nettle
She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede
She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab
If I'd a garden full of Mickey' s I wouldn't let her look over the wall
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GAA(class) vs SOCCER(gay)
15 REASONZ WHY DA GAA IZ BETTER DAN GAY FOREIGN SOCCER!!!
1) The GAA player who played in front of 80,000 at the weekend will be
teaching your children, selling you meat or fixing your drains on Monday
morning. The soccer player who plays in front of 80,000 will be moaning
about playing too many games and will be trying to sell you his
personalised brand of leisure wear
2) GAA nicknames are better. Soccer players just add a Y to their surnames
3) Dublin vs Meath is a real derby. What does Utd. Vs City mean to
Ronaldo or Sibierski
4) How many soccer players does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer
eleven.1 to stick it in and ten to surround and kiss him after he does it
5) Soccer players go 2 the papers after a game. GAA players go to the pub
6) John Terry would run a mile if he came up against Francie Bellew
7) GAA teams are numbered 1-15. A soccer team reads like the lottery
All soccer players wear shin pads. Some hurlers wear helmets
9) Television runs soccer. Schoolteachers run the GAA
10) The GAA is about where you're from. Soccer is about who you like
11) No segregation at GAA games
12) No soccer team has a nickname quite as lovely as the Fighting Cocks of
13) Bubble perms never made it to Croke Park
14) A scoreless draw in the GAA would be quite a novelty
15) Roman Abramovich can buy the League. You can't buy Sam!!
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