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Brien Curran

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Football, Football, Football. What else can I say nothing better than playing for my local club Geevagh. Play the odd bit of sqaush to and of course Tiger Woods golf.
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  • Cyber sex

    This is a transcript of an actual cyber sex session. As all of you are
    well aware, online computers are often used to engage in cybersex.
    Detailed fantasies are typed into the computer to be instantly
    transmitted
    over the Internet. Sometimes these harmless fantasies become
    fairly raunchy. This is not the case with the following transcript
    of an
    actual
    on-line cybersex session. Either this guy is clueless or has the
    greatest
    sense of humour known to mankind.


    Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?

    Sweetheart: I am wearing an expensive red silk blouse, a black
    leather
    miniskirt and high heeled boots. I am tanned and very buffed. I
    workout
    everyday. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?

    Wellhung: I\\\'m 6\\\'3 and about 250 lb. I wear glasses and have on a
    pair
    of
    blue sweatpants I just bought at Walmart. I\\\'m also wearing an old
    T-shirt,
    it\\\'s got some barbecue sauce stains on it and it smells kind of
    funny.

    Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me?

    Wellhung: OK

    Sweetheart: We\\\'re in my bedroom. There\\\'s soft music playing on the
    stereo
    and candles on my nightstand. I look up into your eyes and I\\\'m
    smiling. My
    hand works its way down to your crotch and I begin to feel your
    huge swelling bulge.

    Wellhung: I\\\'m gulping. I\\\'m beginning to sweat.

    Sweetheart: I\\\'m pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.

    Wellhung: Now, I\\\'m unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are
    trembling.

    Sweetheart: I\\\'m moaning softly.

    Wellhung: I\\\'m taking hold of your blouse and I\\\'m sliding it softly
    off.

    Sweetheart: I\\\'m throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk
    slides
    off of my warm body. I\\\'m rubbing your bulge faster now, rubbing
    and pulling.

    Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and tears a hole in
    your blouse. I\\\'m sorry.

    Sweetheart: That\\\'s, OK. It wasn\\\'t really too expensive.

    Wellhung: I\\\'ll pay for it.

    Sweetheart: Don\\\'t worry about it! I\\\'m wearing a lacy black bra, my
    soft
    breasts are rising and falling as I breathe harder and harder.

    Wellhung: I\\\'m fumbling with the clasp of your bra, I think it\\\'s
    stuck.
    Do
    you have scissors?

    Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly, I reach behind my
    back
    and undo the clasp. My bra slides off. The cool air caresses my
    breasts,
    nipples are erekt for you.

    Wellhung: How did you do that? I\\\'m picking up the bra and
    inspecting
    the
    clasp.

    Sweetheart: I\\\'m arching my back. Oh baby, I just want to feel your
    tongue
    all over me.

    Wellhung: I\\\'m dropping the bra. Now I\\\'m licking your, you know,
    breasts.They\\\'re neat!

    Sweetheart: I\\\'m running my fingers through your hair. Now I\\\'m
    nibbling
    your ear.

    Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit
    and phlegm.

    Sweetheart: WHAT?

    Wellhung: I\\\'m so sorry. Really.

    Sweetheart: I\\\'m wiping your phlegm off of my breasts with the
    remain
    of my
    blouse.

    Wellhung: I\\\'m taking your sopping wet blouse from you and throwing
    it
    in
    the corner of the room.

    Sweetheart: OK. I\\\'m pulling your sweatpants down and rubbing your
    hard
    tool.

    Wellhung: I\\\'m screaming like a woman! Your hands are cold! Yeee!

    Sweetheart: I\\\'m pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.

    Wellhung: I\\\'m pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all
    over,
    in
    and out and nibbling on you. ummm, wait a second.

    Sweetheart: What\\\'s the matter?

    Wellhung: I\\\'ve got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I\\\'m choking.

    Sweetheart: Are you OK?

    Wellhung: I\\\'m having a coughing fit. I\\\'m turning all red.

    Sweetheart: Is there anything I can do to help?

    Wellhung: I\\\'m running to the kitchen. Choking wildly. Looking for
    a
    cup.
    Where do you keep your cups??

    Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink

    Wellhung: I\\\'m drinking a cup of water. There that\\\'s better.

    Sweetheart: Come back to me,

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  • Podge an Rodge

    I'm as sick as a small hospital
    I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child
    She had a face on her like a well slapped a*se
    Your' re as welcome as a f*rt in a spacesuit
    My mouth's as dry as a nun' s cr@ck
    He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup
    He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician
    As funny as a burning orphanage
    He's so camp, he shites tent pegs
    I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes
    I feel like a boiled sh1te (hung-over)
    (when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress
    She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn
    As busy as the Dalkey dole office
    Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit
    As tight as a nun's knickers
    I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn
    I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of
    the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.
    Up and down like a whore's knickers
    No show pony but would do for a ride around the house
    Did your mother find out who your father is yet?
    What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt
    I left her with a face like a painter' s radio
    A Mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard!!
    Jays us, she could breastfeed a crè che
    As fit as a butcher's dog
    She ' s got more chins than a Chinese phone book
    Not even the tide would take her out
    Mother Teresa wouldn' t 't kiss her
    Daz wouldn't shift her
    Des Kelly wouldn't lay her
    A sniper wouldn't take her out
    Jays us, ya wouldn't ride her into battle
    If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one
    She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked p*ss off a nettle
    She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede
    She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab
    If I'd a garden full of Mickey' s I wouldn't let her look over the wall

    0 Comments 365 weeks

  • GAA Vs Soccer


    GAA(class) vs SOCCER(gay)
    15 REASONZ WHY DA GAA IZ BETTER DAN GAY FOREIGN SOCCER!!!

    1) The GAA player who played in front of 80,000 at the weekend will be
    teaching your children, selling you meat or fixing your drains on Monday
    morning. The soccer player who plays in front of 80,000 will be moaning
    about playing too many games and will be trying to sell you his
    personalised brand of leisure wear

    2) GAA nicknames are better. Soccer players just add a Y to their surnames

    3) Dublin vs Meath is a real derby. What does Utd. Vs City mean to
    Ronaldo or Sibierski

    4) How many soccer players does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer
    eleven.1 to stick it in and ten to surround and kiss him after he does it

    5) Soccer players go 2 the papers after a game. GAA players go to the pub

    6) John Terry would run a mile if he came up against Francie Bellew

    7) GAA teams are numbered 1-15. A soccer team reads like the lottery
    results

    8) All soccer players wear shin pads. Some hurlers wear helmets

    9) Television runs soccer. Schoolteachers run the GAA

    10) The GAA is about where you're from. Soccer is about who you like

    11) No segregation at GAA games

    12) No soccer team has a nickname quite as lovely as the Fighting Cocks of
    Carlow

    13) Bubble perms never made it to Croke Park

    14) A scoreless draw in the GAA would be quite a novelty

    15) Roman Abramovich can buy the League. You can't buy Sam!!

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  • Hey

    Well Brian......... sorry BRIEN. Bloody hell you're all grown up, well I guess that wouldn't be hard since I hadn't seen you since national school!!!Mental night in Toffs when I saw ya, Padraig Grays bus broke down, fu*king hilarious x x

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    AN IARMHI

    Just incase you didn't already know after last saturday!!

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    hey sori never text'd ya back the other day but had no credit was'nt in college either any sca wit ya? finally the exams are nearly over!:D

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