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- i'm not the girl your mum warned you about...................her imagination was never this good!
- Me, Myself, and I
- Hello world!!!!!
So guess you are having a nosie at what i am doing if you are looking at this.
Moved out of Mum's house about a year ago now and i'm loving the grown up life!! Who would have seen that one coming??? lol
Busy working for a living and making sure that everyone gets the time that they need. Luke, Lu, David, Andrew and all the rest of my friends. I wish there were extra hours in the day.
LUIZA is growing up FAST!!!!!!! Too quicky for my liking but she will always be my baby. Now it is only 10 more years till her twenty first!! She is already so grown up that it will fly by i'm sure, just like the first ten years did. xxxxx
LUKE! I have the best boyfriend in the world, don't know what i would do without him now. The support and love is unconditional and also a two way street. xxxxxxx
My friends are totally crazy but i have a lot to thank them for. The crazy nights and the lazy days its all good and the memories will last a lifetime
- The Other Half Of Me
gotta love the boy that can put up with the moods
- My Three Js
- JANEY - one of my longest serving friends. Been there for the marriage, the divorce, the kids, the good times and the bad relationships. Made an excelent choice in bagging Mr Alan. Now she has Anderson i can get her back for all the things that she did with Lu lol. Love her for still being here. JOANNA - she wanted to be just like me when she grew up and looks like she is well on her way to managing it. Same men and bad choices, same naked tendencies and drinking habbits. Partner in crime. Same incredible ability to talk. Just needs more practice at insulting people and she is there lol. love her like my little sister and look out for her the same way. JANE - innocence personified. She is one of the nicest people you can ever come across and people sometimes take advantage of that. Always on hand to listen to my latest disaster. She has strange taste in men but you gotta love her Eggy. Love them muchness XXXXXXXX
- My Boys
- DAVID - He picks up the bits everytime i fall apart and joins me in the pub to glue them back together. Even though i have to do his washing and clean up after him i gotta give him the credit he deserves. CAMPBELL - On the outside you would think that he is the most sensible one of us but if you ever see him out on the lash then you will soon realise that it is all a front. Poor Helen must have far to much patience. PERTY - the wee one. Everyone can count on the Pert to be late so if you want him at nine tell him eight. To nice for his own good sometimes too. EGGY - Mr Jane. If you have buttons then Eggy will know what to do with you. Doesn't deserve Jane but he bagged her. ALI - Making me that wooded spoon! But got himself a Jo XXXXXXX
- He is the one person i have been able to count on for almost ten years. Just like Janey he has seen the worst and best times i have ever had and has still been a constant support. He moved half way round the world for work but came back just when i needed him most. Despite the fact he had to leave again we are never out of touch. Its might seem odd to the ousiders but Luiza and i are always waiting for him to come home. Things might be tough right now for him but my love never changes and i will always be where ever he needs. Luv ya hun XXXXXXXXXXXX
- Scared Of
- Spiders - they are just freeky!!!!! Any creepy crawlies are just wrong if you ask me. Lightening - it makes me cry. My Mum - if you knew her you would understand why. Food Contamination - don't let it touch!!!!
- Happiest When
- Sleeping - i can sleep better than anyone else i know well maybe Steven my brother is better but its a close run thing. With my baby - Luiza is the best thing since sliced bread but she is also the biggest worry i have and the biggest pain in the bum. Love my baby more than anything or anyone in the whole world.
- Double tequila and red bull seeing as your asking!!!!
- Things i love
- I love Luiza, Stuart, Luke, my bed, my duvet, shoes, handbags, coffee, drink, skittles. lemon puffs, my phone, clothes, music, Janey. Joanna, David, Jelly baby, Eggy, Jane, Perty, Campbell, Alan, Rob, Andrew, perfume, smell of shampoo, Sunday morning with no hangover, Mum's cooking, the colour pink and randomness!! I'm sure there are a lot more things i love but as usual my blonde brain has gone blank. All these things are not necessarily in that order but they are in the order they popped into my head.
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Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and remain cautious when offered a drink by any woman.
Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in cans, bottles, or from taps and in large "kegs."
Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.
A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.
After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."
In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."
Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.
If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.
For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the Yellow Pages.
For a video to see how beer works click here:
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Likes to give a good fight for what they want..
Loves to help people in times of need
A caring person
One of a kind
Not one to mess with
Are the most attractive people on earth!!
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Pig: 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007, 2019
Characteristics: People born in the year of Pig are loyal, honest and sincere; Usually they are taciturn, do not talk much and hate arguments and quarreling, and they do not make many friends but have a few life-long friends; Pig people are fortitudinous and they will try to work out whatever tough problems they meet; Sometimes Pig people are quite naive and they can easily trust other people.
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