Well if you've got a wingo take her up to Ringo
Where the waxies sing-o all the day
If you've had your fill of porter and you can't go on any further
Just give your men the order back to the quay

And take her up to Monto, Monto, Monto
Take her up to Monto Langeroo to you

You've heard about Duke of Gloucester, the dirty old imposter
He took a mot and lost her up the Furry Glen
He first put on his bowler, then he buttoned up his trousers
and he whistled for a growler and he said 'My men

Take her up to Monto, Monto, Monto...
Take her up to Monto Langeroo to you

The fairy told him, 'Skin the goat,' O'Donnell put him on the boat
He wished he'd never been afloat, the dirty skite
It wasn't very sensible to tell on the Invincibles
They took aboard the principals, day and night

Be goin' up to Monto, Monto, Monto......
Take her up to Monto Langeroo to you

You've seen the Dublin Fusiliers, the dirty old bamboozaliers
They went and got the childer, one, two, three
Marchin' from the Linen Hall, there's one for every cannon ball
And Vicky's goin' to send youse all o'er the sea

But first go up to Monto, Monto, Monto....
Take her up to Monto Langeroo to you

When the Czar of Rooshia, and the King of Prooshia
Landed in the Phoenix in a big balloon
They asked the Garda band to play "The Wearin' o' the Green"
But the buggers in the lower they didn't know the tune


So they both went up to Monto, Monto, Monto.....
Take her up to Monto Langeroo to you

The Queen she came to call on us, she wanted to see all of us
I'm glad she didn't fall on us, she's eighteen stone
'Mr. Neill, Lord Mayor,' says she, 'Is this all you've got to show to me?'
'Why no, ma'am, there's some more to see - pog mo thoin

And he took her up to Monto, Monto, Monto
Took her up to Monto, langeroo. Liathroidi to you

Choose doing poorly in the leaving, Choose the 75 bus, Choose 3 hour gaps with nothin to do, choose crap socials, choose leaves and beans EVERY DAY, choose agro security gaurds,choose doing christmas exams after christmas, Choose poorly done up cars, Choose tacky jewlery, choose a shed for a student union, choose ppl havin spliffs-a-thons in the hut,Choose comin out dumber than you went in, choose failin piss easy exams, choose smaller classes than school, choose Kylemore for a canteen, choose a knock off of subway for an alternative, choose a fake starbucks upstairs, choose the square, choose no parking, choose not training for matches, Choose a gay SU president, Choose having 2 more years, Choose never going to fables, Choose gettin kicked in the head at the social, choose 13 burnt out cars on your bus route, Choose half your year havin babies, Choose some havin two, Choose... IT Tallaght!

FANJ says:
ur takin up rowin
Shano says:
yeah
Shano says:
packin in the rugger
Shano says:
a few lads in college need a strong rower for 1000m sprint team,i get paid an trainin is 3times a week
FANJ says:
so u doin it
FANJ says:
they will need a bloody big boat thou
Shano says:
yeah i just said i was didnt I
Shano says:
oh ha ha
FANJ says:
wen is ur first trainin
Shano says:
this thursday
FANJ says:
wat time im goin to watch
Shano says:
its indoor twice a week an then outdoors sunday mornin
Shano says:
there'd be no point
FANJ says:
why u shud
Shano says:
no i mean for u to come and watch
FANJ says:
ah come on i missed the titanic so want to see the worlds second boat sink
Shano says:
laugh all u want they reckon i could be handy at it
FANJ says:
im not laughin i will support u either way
Shano says:
cheers
FANJ says:
and stroke and stroke let got UCD and stroke and stroke
Shano says:
haha
Shano says:
u should go for cox!!
FANJ says:
i mite
Shano says:
especially if u cant do contact for the year,i'll say it to him on thursday
FANJ says:
im bac in jan
FANJ says:
who is gettin u into it
Shano says:
well just keepin ur options open
Shano says:
2lads from commerce an italian are in the rowing team
Shano says:
they tried t convince me for ages
FANJ says:
r they big
FANJ says:
does this mean u cant play ruggar
Shano says:
no they do some long distance shite but one of the other teams is in need or sumtin
Shano says:
no i can play rugger,traini doesnt clash
FANJ says:
sun mornin
Shano says:
i'll be 14stone by christams!!
Shano says:
sun mornin once every month or sumtin,they havent finalised the details wit me yet,i'll find out all tomoro!
FANJ says:
ye
FANJ says:
wat time tomorro
FANJ says:
shaneo the rippo didnt think id be sayin that all in one sentance
Shano says:
its on thursday i mean around 4 or so
Shano says:
ha ha
FANJ says:
how did traynor no
Shano says:
dont actually no really