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Farquarr Mephitico

Farquarr Mephitico
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  • from In the bog-brush bucket on Highway 92
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  • Last active: 3/1/07
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
OkaY laDIEs aND GentlEMaleS...

...It iS I! WhO, I heaR yOU blEEtIng lIke neOnATaL shEEpiES...

I = FarQUArr!

OrigInalLy ruLeR of tHE pOtaTO pLaneT 'SpüdInAboWL VIII', i wAS iNJUriOUsly exHILEd by A rADIcaL grOuP lEd by mY ArcH-rIVAL: SolANum-tuberOsUM-paTAtA.

His iNTEntION?

...um...i dOn'T knOW thAT yET...

...maYBe iT waS juStbeCAUsE i sMelT fuNny...

...aNd atTempTed tO sEcretE mY aDUlAToRy mOIstUre oN hIS wIFe...

AnyHoW...aS a MobILe, gENeTiCallY-eNhaNcED naIaD (oR, clOSE enOUgH), I aM heRE oN 'EarTH' tO...

...wELL...i havEn't REALlY dEcidEd on tHaT yET eIThER...tHE chOIcE oF liViNg quARTers wAs beTweEn heRe aND UraNuS...

...tO bE faIr, UrANUs hAd mE fiXatED - EarTh sMELlS a WHoLe lOT wORse, aND UraNUS hAd aN oDD cuTENeSs tO IT - uNtil I diSCOVeRed wHaT yoU hOMo-sAPiEns (aND hOmoSexuAls apPARentLY...) caLl...

...PasTa
The Other Half Of Me
- Virus -

- Virus -

He ProMIsE nOT tO viRUS me iF I pLAy wITh hIS WorM

Music
I mUcH enJoy thE sOunD of dYinG sWanS...aNd thE ocCasIonal fLAvOuR oF thE MatiNG paCHnOdA.
Films
oNLy One FIlM sHalL suFfiCe: MonStER (1979)
Sports
eAtiNG tHE ocCasIoNaL HUMaN...wItH a lArgE pOrtiOn of PAStA!...ooO yEs...
Scared Of
HahAhAhAA! FarqUArR doEs nOt becomE afFriGhtED bY anYThINg yoU mOrTAls fEAr! (ThouGh iT iS woRRying - anD pErhAPs unDuly daUntiNG - wHeN 'ASDA' faIlS to StoCk aDeqUatE pAsta foR eaTinG...)
Happiest When
PaSTA iS inGestED...oR whEN iN a toPoRiFic sTatE
How Will You Benefit From Farquarr
hE wIll haPpILy anSWer anY oF yoUr tROublES anD/oR woES wiTh soMe hElpFul, alIen adVIce...FarquARr cAN rEAd inTo tHE fUTURe as Well...jUSt asK foR oNE oF his sPECIaL rEaDiNGs!
...And For Anyone Who Doubts Farquarr?
...Go iMMolAte onEseLF...anD havE a NIcE daY...

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  • WhaT coLouR shOuLD i, fARqUarR, dyE mYselF?

    1. Stay the same, you're the sex!
    2. Red; it'd match my girlfriend's kinky-ass undies!
    3. Green; then you could pose as the giant killer bogey!
    4. White & black; after all, racial equality is the new racial unequality!
    5. Blue; 'cuz i'm colour blind and think you're brown!

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  • My disappearence explained...

    ...iF yoU aRE a DEVoUt FarQUArR-isT...you MAY HavE noTiCEd thAT i HAve nOt bEEN PresENt As oF LAtE. ThiS wAS duE tO EATinG a 'ChicKEN NuggET HapPy MEAl' from a CERTAiN UnNaméD fAStFooD JoiNT.

    ...dO NoT eAT thERe...

    FarQUArR...

    (SenD ME yOUr PasTA oR QuesTIOnS...oR bOth)

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  • Veronica Morgan

    Re: you Desana Bebo is being stupid! I cant upload my pics for some reason. =o( Hit me up on msn messenger jane86kent@live.com xoxo jane

    7/13/08 via Mobile
  • Ben Wells
    Ben Wells

    The only meal I can cook- is a large bowl of pasta and cheese. No sauce. That would spoil the flavour of the pasta itself- bland nothingness all around. (btw Quarr-man, you left that chicken nugget meal around mine- it has given birth to several small kittens! I named them chick and nugget- they are happy now. :)

    2/26/07
  • Boxman
    Boxman

    I passed, oh yeah, go me! :D

    1/29/07
  • Stephen Fagan-Try and stop me now-
    Stephen Fagan-Try and stop me now-

    hey candian freinds

    8/29/06
  • Boxman
    Boxman

    Oh mighty Farquarr, as u have little frends on ur page (such as me and sammy) i thort i wud leave u a comment on evry1s behalf to show our apreciation of u being here for us in times of need and how gr8 it is to have a being of ur inteligence with us, thank u!

    8/18/06