1. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
2. Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?
3. Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
4. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
5. Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
6. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
7. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
8. Did you hurt your self when you fell from Heaven ?
9. Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
10. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
11. Do you want to see something swell?
12. Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."
13. Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
14. Get your coat love, you've pulled.
15. Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
16. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
17. Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
18. Hi, my name is (Name), how do you like me so far?
19. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
20. Hi. Are you cute?
21. I didn't believe in angels until I meet you!
22. I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
23. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
24. I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
25. I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
26. I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
27. I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
28. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
29. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
30. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
31. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
32. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
33. I'm easy. Are you?
34. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
35. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
36. I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
37. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
38. Is that a ladder in your tights? Or is it the stairway to heaven?
39. Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
40. I've got the body of a chippendale,.... he's buried under the patio at home.
41. I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
42. My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.
43. Pardon me Miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
44. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
45. Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!
46. Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
47. You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
48. You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
49. You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
50. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy
51. Are you single

Roscommon fan after the controversial 1980 All-Ireland final:
Hi ref, how's your dog?
Ref: What do you mean? I don't have a dog.
Fan: That's strange. You're the first blind man I've ever met that doesn't have a guide dog!

I used to think it was great being a wee nippy corner forward, but it's better now being a big, fat one. Ollie Murphy

They shot the wrong Micheal Collins - Ollie Murphy to referee Micheal Collins after Donegal beat Meath in last year's championship.

He'll regret this to his dying day, if he lives that long. - Dublin fan after Charlie Redmond missed a penalty in the 1994 All-Ireland final.

Now listen lads, I'm not happy with our tackling. We're hurting them but they keep getting up. - John B.Keane ventures into coaching

Behind every Galway player there is another Galway player. - Meath fan at the 2001 All-Ireland final.

When Joe Brolly is winning, he's objectionable. When he's blowing kisses, he's highly objectionable. - Cavan fan

He wouldn't see a foul in a henhouse. Frustrated Sligo fan's judgment of the ref after the 2002 Connacht final.

There are two things in Ireland that would drive you to drink. GAA referees would drive you to drink and the price of drink would drive you to drink. Another Sligo fan at the same match.

You get more contact in an old-time waltz at the old-folks' home than in a National League final. - Pat Spillane

Davey Forde wouldn't be a free-taker if you boiled him in a pot - TOM RYAN after the 1999 Munser Final where Forde missed a tap-over free with 5 minutes to go.

'We're taking this match awful seriously. We're training three times a week now, and some of the boys are off the beer since Tuesday' - typical Offaly hurler quote in the week before an All-Ireland final

Hurling is the Riverdance of sport. LIAM GRIFFEN

Ger Loughnane was fair, he treated us all the same during training-like dogs.ANONYMOUS CLARE HURLER.

Any chance of an autograph. Its for the wife. She really hates you. TIPP FAN
TO GER LOUGHNANE.

I'm not giving away any secrets like that to Tipp. If I had my way, I
wouldn't even tell them the time of the throw-in. GER LOUGHNANE on his controversial selection policy.

I say nothing but i never stop talking. GER LOUGHNANE on his media interviews.

Wats ur name??

Wat age r ya??

Do ya like me??

Am I sxc??

Wud ya ride me??

Wud ya meet me??

Wud ya get wit me??

Describe me in 2 words??

Fav ting bou me??

Mark me outta 10(b nice!!)??

Giv me ur numbr(If dats a yes leave it plz)??

Am i worth it??

Cud ya lv me??

Wud ya giv me a hug??

Wud ya cuddle me??

Do ya hav a crush on me??

Anytin else ta say??