i love her

i need her

i want her

its hannah

YAY I GOT A NEW FONE!! TXT ME WITH YOUR NAME SO I NO WHO YA R...I GOT THE SAME NUMBER STILL

before i start i would like to say sorry in advarnice for my horrible, terrible harific spelling.

..me n gabs hi knocking ourself out and the guy watching us

..tab night trying to broke the bottels by hitting them toghether endeing with me getting hit it the leg

....the buss driver forgetting to open the door for me and hannah

...the song they sang at mr youngs bibi

..stealing mr youngs golf ball

..losing my card at the dairy

...hannahs bdae party wif broke bak moutin
Cussin hannah sits talking on her cell fone, she asks the person on the fone to holds as she remembers somting important. suddenly she poresez, in a panic she starts pating her boady, looking in her poket. she stops in a panic " wheres my cell fone!!!!!!!!" she sceaches in a fluster..... her mum glances over at hannah trying to hold in the lauf, hannah then looks at her mother wondering y shes looking at her like that as she asks again " mum where is it its not funni help me find it". her mum then points at hannahs hand with the cell fone in it. hannah looks down, turns red with embarisment and cracks up laufing as her mum lets out the laugh she was holding in........

........ jennifer...... does that tree grow all the way to the ground?......

.... my own blonde moment....... i went to the dairy prowdly walking in with my whole doller!!!!!! ( what a rich one) i went up to the conter all excited at the fact that i was going to get lollies, i went up to the conter when the old guy behind the counter asked in a very bord fashion " what can i get u"
i repled with " how much are your 50 cent mixes?"
the old man just looked at me funi as if i was going 2 lauf... i stood there untill he finally said a dollar, i was going to put the money up when i realised what i had said i then started laufing relizing what i had just said...

.....me almost blowing up the microwave twise, maby 3 times....
1st time, me and catline felt like some good old fastion frozen muffins, we put them in the micriowave 3 minnets later we started to hear noises and cracklings . me and catline went and looked t the microwave " the muffins are on fire!!" we both yelled

....turns out u dont put plastic bags( holding the muffins) or metal ties in the microwave =p then when there on fire u dont blow them out n shove them in the bin cos the rubbish catches on fire!! good old mum to the ruseue

2nd time.. i was cooking narchoe chips in the microwave, dad was mowing the lawn mower and was destracted by a frog... he then called me to look at it, destracting me, i then went in to the house and saw the flood of smoke esapeing threw the microwave and yelled for dad, turns out u dont cook chips for 5 mins =P also turns out u dont let me use microwaves!!

and a clasic case of blonde is me and chilina long it all began when my dad told me " if you got another braincell itd be lonely" puzzeled by what i just hered i went to my long budie and told here...we stered blakly at eachother intesly then burst out lafing "3's a crowed!!" i later found out dad was implying i had noo brain cells

dont get this one but ill add i t just for mike
During practising for Mikes orgasm he yelled "I couldn't hold it any longer"

"effi if you had anoter braincell it'd be lonley!:"
"Chilina what does that mean!!??"
"threes a croud??"