Dear blog,

Apparantly you have a personality and I must write to you. Greetings, if we haven't been introduced, I am Andy. That's it, there are various variations on what you may call me.

Some call me Andrew, I do not like those people, they give me grief.
Others call me Andy, these people profess to know me and I call them friends when they do nice things.
Still others choose Dudley, actually only 3 people and their relatives call me this. If you are not any of these people I would plead with you not to call me this.
Then there are less popular variations such as AJ, Rubebr Duck, killy, and killymonster that are used only around people that have never met me in person. Perhaps you would like to use one of these.

I apologise, dear blog, I do not know why these other people are being nosey and reading this. I had hoped to write to you privately, but it would appear that this is not so. Therefore I urge whatever you have to say to me, be nice and not too offensive, I do believe children may be around.

So blog, what of you? where do you hail from? Do you have parents? Were they cruel? They must have been to call you blog, hardly an endearing name is it? But then maybe from your country it gives you a sense of pride.

I'll level with you blog. I am only writing to you merely because I have no one else to write to. I exist in a sad state whereby the majority of my mails are written to family members. It would appear that I have only made friends with people who are destined to spend their lives regressing about a simpler time. There is only so much I can do, I can't buy them a computer and force them to e-mail me, can I? Perhaps you have sugestions on this matter?

Blog, I must depart, I am due to go home soon and let's face it, I won't be wasting my evening talking to you. As fun as I'm sure you are. Do write back though, I am eager to learn about you and how I could possibly gain knowledge and money from you.

Yours expectantly

Andy (or as I mentioned, any of the above)