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James Smith

Brian.......Top Marks For Not Trying!

9/22/07 | me too! | Reply

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  • Male, 24, Luv 42
  • from Dereham
  • I am Single
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  • Last active: 6/24/12
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
Bet you cant fit inside an oven!! I can
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I am A Big Fan Of SEXYTIME!





I'am also a chef, but that is only part time till i fulfill my dream of one day becoming god. why aim for anything less!

GO BIG OR GO HOME!

as im already at home the only other option left its to go BIG!
The Other Half Of Me
Ben Smith

Ben Smith

Isnt he SOOO dreamy

Ned
My Oldest friend! love him to bits! id do any thing for ya BURV! but maybe not shave off all me pubes AIIIIIIII!
Films
How high, Pulp fiction, Grandma's Boy, Duce Bigelo the European giggelo, Ace ventura, sin city thats most of the best ones i think, ooooo and cant forget porn.
Ben
Not really a friend more of a brother! you have helped me threw alot man. love you forever! unless you sleep with my mum or summit! cos thats just fucked up!
Scared Of
your mum, ummmmmm i think that is a bout it, used to be scared of cows but not anymore
they are well scary if you think about it cos they are so big and if they run at you there is a chance you could die
Happiest When
im watching porn, making people happy and smiley, when im with friends and at college love Fakenham and all he people i have met this year and last year.
shoes are used for
swimming, or swapping
Hair
Hair is VERY important!

Abi Has the Best Hair.

followed closely by Lions

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  • How to talk in a sex chat room *funny*

    bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

    j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

    bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

    j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.

    j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

    bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

    j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

    j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

    bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

    j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

    bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.

    j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.

    bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

    bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

    j_gurli3: thats it.

    bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

    bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

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  • PARTY

    Thank you all that came, was a wicked night !!!!

    0 Comments 336 weeks

  • Bored

    Im well bored, but on the plus side i have just got my new desk, it is very nice and it's made of glass, i know what your all thing James/Roland around glass, this cant be good and i dont blame you for thinking that cos lets face it im a hazard to myself and those around me but i will try my best not to break it or myself for that matter, beacuse i have a feeling that if me and the glass have a face of the glass will win cos it gets well sharp when you break it. but we will just have to see.

    im still bored but now i can say that i have tryed to cure my bordom with typing.




    Note to self Typeing doesnt cure bordom

    LOGING OFF

    1 Comment 355 weeks

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    alright sunshine :) how are you doing? bit of a surprise seeing you there sunday, but a good'un :P probably end up seeing you dotted around england this summer, so see you there love :) x x x x

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    helo my lovely. definately long time no speak! wen u next out in marvolous dereham, wil have to make sure i c u! im very well thank, yourself? hope your lookin after yourself. speak soon then. love me xxxxx

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    i miss u man!!!!!! :( i like ur face. :) x x x x x x x x x x x x x

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    No i dont think i do, i lost them in the rain!!! :( Its well nasty... I HAVE STUMPSSSS!!!!

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