Completely Useless Facts About Me

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
I dont sleep.

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Why take shampoo and conditioner? the lamps and towels sell for more.

3. Have you ever 'done it' in a hotel room?
does the pope drink pepsi?

4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Yes but only to relocate it somwhere else for april fools.

5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
i prefer to write on my hand

6. Do you cut out coupons and then never use them?
No. coupons cut themselves for me. Emo much?

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
depends, if "big bear"is some gay biker dudes nickname then i pick the swarm of bes.

9. Do you always smile for pictures?
Cameras are either Dino shy or have Dinophobia, they tend to run away when im near.

10. What is your biggest pet peeve?
Low self esteem, pisses me off when people doubt themselves.

11. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
it isnt thug to tuck things in.

12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Yes.

13. Have you ever peed in the woods?
Do the trees at sylvia park primary count as "woods"? I bet you remember THOSE days aye J.P!

14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
i think i have once, but that may have been a siezure im not sure.

15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
i respect my stationary.

18. What is your "Song of the week"?
Incey Wincey spideR

19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Not being racist but black seems to look real good on black folks. not like any old darkie but genuine dark as midnight black folks. Not being racist.

20. Do you still watch cartoons?
I base my entire life on cartoons, im like the main character of every shohen jump ever made. my goal to be the worlds Most annoying dick.

21. Whats your favorite love movie?
the bleach movie. there was romance if your willing to look past the bloodshed. i would have said notebook but after seeing it like 50 times fuck off!

22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
In my pants, that way i KNOW no self respecting pirate would ever try to steal it.

23. What do you drink with dinner?
Normally water but sometimes milo or this real funky aloe vera drink.

24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
a cup of sugar.

25. What is your favorite food/ cuisine?
TOM YUM SOUP!

26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Horror, and i dont mean that dum scream shit but like the good old shit "nightmare on elm, friday the 13th, halloween, childsplay"Fer the classics. tho . . . jap grudge and ring are sex in a bottle.

27. Were you ever a boy scout/ girl guide?
YEs, kicked out coz my brother and i were tryna light a fire near the shed.

28. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
is a zebra black with white stripes or white with black stripes?

30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
i would have been what . . . 13?

31. Can you change the oil on a car?
no, trucks on the other hand, can do!

32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
No.

33. Ran out of gas?
Beans fix that problem.

34. Favorite kind of sandwich?
Gnutella

35. Best thing to eat for breakfast?
dont eat breakfast.

36. What is your usual bedtime?
weve already covered the "i dont sleep" thing

37. Are you lazy?
No, im hyperactive i just prefer siting down and not doing anything till the right moment.

38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Count DACula. not dracula, DACula a real thugged out vampire.

40. How many languages can you speak?
FOUR

41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
nope. why suscribe? half the fun is in going to the shop to buy them.

42..Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Lego, just the blocks tho, not the fucked up shits they have now.

43. Are you stubborn?
No, just strong willed.

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad.
When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised about what people remember about you.

THE UNCOMFORTABLE SURVEY
(lets see if you can get through it.)

-Shortest relationship:
1 hour

-Longest relationship:
2 months

-How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you that they love you?
Everyone loves me . . . my name should be Raymond.

-Have you ever thought that you were going to marry the person you were with?
I've already had this talk with a priest, aparently u can't marry yourself.

-have you ever been cheated on?
once or twice.

-What is your favorite thing about the opposite sex?
the fact that they are not male, im not homophobe i just get a lil iffy about anal sex . . . you know "iffy even goes nears my ass im putting a fist to his chin."

-Have you ever broken someone's heart?
once or twice, you know . . . just for kicks.

-Talk to any of your exes?:
now why would i wanna do that? i tend not to live in the past.

-If you could go back in time and change things to where you're back with one of your exes, Would you?
yeh, id go back in time and ruin her life before she even got a chance to cheat on me. im a nice guy like that.

-Are you a good boyfriend or girlfriend?:
no, im not good . . . im the best there is. They dont call Mr Spectacular for nothing ya know.

-Have you dated people who were not good to you?:
Yeh, but when your bored with life wat else is there to do?

-Have you been in an abusive relationship?
Since ive been single Yes, i beat myself every night.

-Have you ever dated someone older than you?:
Nah, i dont find grandmothers attractive.

-Younger?
nothing illegal.

-Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
No, not everyone. Convicted fellons deserve a second chance but anyone who backstabs me can rot in theyr graves far as i care.

-Ever been given an Engagement ring?:
Yeh i proposed to myself once, but had to say no.

-Do you want to get married?
One day, with the right person . . . i duno i might just mail order a wife from russia one day if i get too bored

-Do you have something to say to any of your exes?
I actually do . . . Lorraine, you fucking slut, can i please get my handcuff's back? good ones are so hard to get these days. Anyways get back at me when you can, kk thx bye"

-Ever stolen someone's boyfriend or girlfriend?:
Yeh, but i didnt like him so it was ok. the second time something like that was bout to happen i held myself back and still lost the friend.

-Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?
You don't know me that well do u?

-Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
no, you get used to it after a while and then it just feels like it should be called hearttickle or heartpoke or something heartly like that.