Why are you at home?
About to go out actually, just had dinner


Is there someone you wouldn't mind kissing right now?
Yes



This time last February, were you single?​
Nope, nearly 3 years now *scared*



Who was the last friend you saw?
Nick before he left for work. And the neighbour's cat, he's my friend


If you' re being extremely quiet what does it mean?​
I'm angry or sleepy, not much difference sometimes.

What is your mom listed under in your phone?
Mother Dearest

How are you feeling right now?
Fine


What are you listening to?
The TV

Ever been told you were loved by someone who didn't mean it?
Maybe...


Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
I hope so


Are you a big fan of thund​ersto​rms?​
Yes, as long as I'm indoors.


Would you ever live with anyone on your top friends?​
I live with Nick


Do you believe in perfect?​
Not really, but things can get VERY close...


Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?​
Not for years.


Are you a jealous person?​
Depends, but not usually




Do you currently hate someone?​
Nope


What was the first thing you thought this morning?​
Thank god it was just a dream!


Is there anyone you would do anything for?
Yes


What do you think about when you are falling asleep?​
I count sheep


Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?​
Nick


If you could wish for something over a birthday cake what would it be?
General wealth and happiness


Would​ you immed​iatel​y look for someo​ne right​ after​ you and your boyfriend/ girlfriend broke up?
No


Why?
I'd need time to heal


Are you satisfied with what you currently have in life?​
Not just yet, I have a lot of plans


Do people ever think you' re older/ younger than you actually are?
Sometimes one, sometimes the other


Do you think boys truly understand girls?​
That's an excuse, people are people, we all want the same things in the end

Will you be in bed within twenty minutes?​
Nope, I'm going out on a Wednesday night like a mad thing


Who was the last person you saw in person?​
My housemate - Cameron


What was the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
Pepsi Max


Do you have a friend you can tell stuff to and you're sure they won't tell?
Nick again



Does the future scare you?
No... I'm quietly hopeful



Are you threatened by another girl/boy when it comes to who you like?
No


Do you clean when you' re upset?​
Yes, as if to say 'You should be cleaning this you lazy so-and-so'


Do you usually tell people when they hurt your feelings?​
Depends on who it is...



How have you felt today?​
Sleepy

Have you ever kissed any of your top friends?​
Probably, I can't remember which ones are my top ones...

Is someone ignoring you?
No

Are you keeping a big secret right now?
No

What if you had a baby with the last person you texted?​
It'd be scary but probably ok. T'was Nick

If your ex said they hate you, you say?
Who are you again?



Do you sleep on your stomach?​
I do

What's something you really want right now?
A Cert IV in veterinary nursing, some day....


Did anybody ever call you beautiful?​
Many people, many times, I still don't believe them


What was the first thing you did this morning?​
Ate cereal


Hows your heart right now?
Ticking away



Do you think long relationships at your age mean anything?​
My age being 24, yes.



Is anyone overprotective over you?
Not really. I'm all growed up :p



Will you be in a relationship next month?​
I sure hope so!

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and SMACK the asshole upside the head.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

Just remember........if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but giggle when you see one tumble down the stairs.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

Birds of a feather flock together and then crap on your car.

**If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.**

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you've just made it again.

Your mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely.

A day without sunshine is like.................well, night.

Seen it all, done it all...........can't remember most of it.

Those who live by the sword..........get shot by those who don't.

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the 'early bird.