To first year, with the big bags, blazers, pigtails and skinny backwards ties
To trying on your uniform, for grandparents, neighbours…anyone who happened to be about
To turning from geek to tramp
To planning outfits for skea/templeport 2 weeks before them during lunchtimes
To the way that moving up in the school =shorter skirt
To the days when trainers and uniform were totally acceptable
To the first time you got in big trouble...and all the times after that
To finnola, cleaner extraordinaire…you lose it shel find it
To becoming part of a group/”TEAM”
To dodgy tan, sun shimmer can’t go wrong!!!
To uptown Fridays…Wednesdays…anyday
To going to the bathrooms to layer on makeup
To I.C.T. classes and being banned from the internet
To trying to skip P.E. and being told that fake notes were a serious offence
To the poor French exchange students who suffered and awful amount of abuse
To 7 years of compulsory religion classes
To MS Sloan and her gallant netball team, who never won outside fermanagh but always beat the coligete)
To athletic trips in the forum
To going on history trips…trip…
To Germany 3rd year school trip…and the green hats as a way to attempt controlling us
To morning assembles and never gaining much from attending them
To uniform inspections
To bitching about teachers
To bitching in general
To sickbay and ms Doran with her quizzical eye contact over apparent “life threatening illnesses”
To losing your locker key/smart card and having to deal with Ms Maguire’s ever soo pleasant ways…ha
To being the last year group to see the “old school”
To the Red-stairs and then the grey stairs on top of them-davina mc call work out DVD
To shanty town and never wanting to go down there
To the old mobile toilets and the smell of smoke…
To the constant threat of longer skirts being introduced
To the first day back after summer and trying to figure out would that new male teacher be taking any of your classes
To putting up with the rules of CCEA
To the gym that no one can use
To legendary teachers who say nothing to ya when ya met them in O’Malley’s during lunchtime
To the teachers that report ya on every little miss-hap and make ya feel like a “most wanted” for years after the particular incident
To fancying that teacher
To cramming and last minute revision
To your seat in the canteen
To never understanding the school motto….fede et laboure…I think?!
To finally getting the jumper-what an evolution
To the never ending…girls blazers on, shirts in, top button done, requests
To complaining about lack of boys, musicals, school trips, sports teams
To the study hall wall with all the private jokes
To ms Shannon and rosie being able to shut 150+ girls up
To the gossiping, the scandal , the B and the C
To Halloween night 2007
To the way the formal was never just a night but months upon months of constant predicament and debating about specific necessities
To the hilarious queens Chaplin
To MS MC loughlin and her “exams” ….there class tests!!!
To the past 7 school masses…and the pride they instill
To the fact that unless you attend Mount Lourdes you’ll never spend a day with 1000+ catholic fermanagh females
To attending a single sex school for 7 years and not turning to lesbian/sluttish ways ( speaking for the bulk of girls)
To common room antics and the broken machines
To the way when a good song comes on in the common room on radio1 its turned up sooo loud and there’s a chorus of “oh my god, I love this song”
To the ridiculous careers dept.
To those little badges going to peoples heads
To the ohhhh sooo important P.S.E classes and “personal journey folders”
To the little green homework diaries
To the corner of love (WOOO!) and the way certain teachers thought it was some kind of innuendo…little do they know…hahaha
To 18th birthday parties in the study hall
To complaining about the(cont.) juniors and what the

clares first ski experience is over...most notable occurances....
lutz in the ski shop, and two-tone with the 1/2 blue jeans, 1/2 white cord trousers, snowplough for 3 days, clodagh sliding backwards down the hill, daddy near totalling the entire class but fortunatly coming to a rest in a big snowbluff, mum falling off the ski lift, dad falling off the ski lift, me falling off the ski lift, clodagh nearly toppling collette when exiting the ski lift, reckoning i could go down the first blue slope after one day realising i couldnt and so hurling myself to the ground to stop, christian and his laugh, daddy and his baileys and telling the barman his life story(....!), clodagh knocking over the four year old and nearly a whole class of 4 year olds, "-face-boy", sir digby chicken caesars music, snowboarding for a day (HA!) and finally making my way down the entire mountain at the end of it all!!!!!! watch out olympics, clares a-comin'!!!!!

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Ron Burgundy: I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...

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Frank Vitchard: I am gonna straight-up murder your ass.

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Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people
Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick.

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Champ Kind: The bottom line is you've been spending a lot of time with this lady, Ron. You're a member of the Channel Four News Team.
Ron Burgundy: That's a given.
Champ Kind: We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.
Brian Fantana: Take it easy, Champ. Why don't you sit this next one out, stop talking for a while.

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Veronica Corningstone: This is pathetic.
Ron Burgundy: You're pathetic.

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Ron Burgundy: Let's go to Brian Fantana who's live on the scene with a Channel 4 News exclusive. Brian?
Brian Fantana: Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.
[to the Panda]
Brian Fantana: Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out of here, Panda Jerk.
Ron Burgundy: Great story. Compelling, and rich.

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Veronica Corningstone: Take me to Pleasure Town.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, we're going there.

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Ron Burgundy: [riding unicorns through cartoon Pleasure Town] Look, the most glorious rainbow ever.
Veronica Corningstone: Oh. Do me on it.

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Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
[opens cologne cabinet]
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
[cheesy grin]
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
[snarls]

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Champ Kind: What's it like, Ron?
Ron Burgundy: The intimate times? Outta sight, my man.
Brian Fantana: No, the other thing - love.
Brick Tamland: Yeah, what is that?

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