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Mark Kiernan
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Male, 28,
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- Seen Amillion Faces And RockedThemAll
- Me, Myself, and I
- Red: These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That's institutionalized.
Heywood: Shit. I could never get like that.
Prisoner: Oh yeah? Say that when you been here as long as Brooks has.
Red: Goddamn right. They send you here for life, and that's exactly what they take. The part that counts, anyway.
Marv: This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They're back! There's no choice left. And I'm ready for war.
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- from the doors to zeppelin.
from jurassic 5 to beastie boys.
from guns n roses to whitesnake.
and a lot o shit in between.
basically any thin except indie or emo.
oh yeah, darkest hour are savage! - Films
- requiem for a dream, la haine, zatoichi (takeshi kitano), man on fire, once were warriors, ferris bueller's day off, goonies, shawshank redemption, american beauty, terminator 1+2, batman begins, sin city, bad taste, braindead, slacker, dazed and confused, the descent, the breakfast club, old school, this is spinal tap, starsky and hutch, clerks, dogma, mallrats, chasing amy, wedding crashers, flight of the navigator, back to the future, teenwolf, teen agent, stand by me, wedding singer, airheads, snatch, tale of two sisters, wonderland, the doors, hot shots, wayne's world, lord of the rings, star wars(originals), indiana jones, commando, robocop, predator, howard the duck, who framed roger rabbit, revenge of the nerds, teenage mutant ninja turtles, se7en, spun, pi, goodfellas, casino, carlito's way, road to perdition, royal tenembaums, life aquatic (klaus rules), detroit rock city, harry and the hendersons, dark crystal, labyrinth, beverly hills cop, trading places, ghostb
- Sports
- pint curls
- Scared Of
- the amount of money put into making shit films
- Happiest When
- drunk, or when i'm able to sleep
- Quotes
- Ellerby: Go fuck yourself.
Dignam: I'm tired from fucking your wife.
Ellerby: How is your mother?
Dignam: Good, she's tired from fucking my father. - Growing to dislike
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Podge and Rodge
To Donna & Joseph McCaul:
PODGE: What do ya think went wrong? Was it you or was it the song? Or that they dressed you like Frank Spencer and Tin Tin?
To Diarmuid Gavin:
RODGE: Do you ever get lazy and just f**k a bag of rubbish over your back wall?
To Senator David Norris:
RODGE: Do you ever think they'll find a cure for gayness?
To Rose of Tralee, Aoibhoinn Ni Shuilleabhain
RODGE: Did any of the escorts drop the hand?
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RODGE: Do you ever turn up for a gig and they say "Oh, it's you, I thought we'd booked your sister."
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RODGE: Do you ever watch Killinaskully and think 'That bastard!'
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Rodge: Welcome Fergus Gibson , Ireland 's best known astrologer and psychic. But isn't it all just a load of bollix?
To Sile Seioge:
Rodge: Does Grainne ever come and stay? What if there wasn't enough hot water for two baths, sure you'd probably jump in together would ya?
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The accordion, next to the bagpipes; the most annoying instrument in the world. Discuss.
To Martin King:
Podge: You're best known as the weather w*nker...I mean anchor....on TV3
To Keith Duffy:
RODGE If you were to do a reunion tour do you think Supermacs would give Mikey Graham the time off?
To Pamela Flood:
RODGE: One last question that all the fellas would like to know. Does the hat match the purse?
To Barry McGuigan
Podge: For a young fella from a sh*tehole like Clones, you achieved a lot.
To Brendan O'Carroll
PODGE: We were warned you'd be an annoying little bollix.
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PODGE How did ya discover ya had a talent for talkin' sh*te non-stop0 Comments 301 weeks
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Susan: It's because it's what you love, Ricky. It is who you were born to be. And here you sit. Thinking. Well, Ricky Bobby is not a thinker. Ricky Bobby is a driver. He is a doer, and that's what you need to do. You don't need to think. You need to drive. You need speed. You need to go out there, and you need to rev your engine. You need to fire it up. You need to grab ahold of that line between speed and chaos, and you need to wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra. And then, when the fear rises up in your belly, you use it. And you know that fear is powerful, because it has been there for billions of years. And it is good. And you use it. And you ride it; you ride it like a skeleton horse through the gates of hell, and then you win, Ricky. You WIN! And you don't win for anybody else. You win for you, you know why? Because a man takes what he wants. He takes it all. And you're a man, aren't you? Aren't you?
Ricky Bobby: Susan, I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.0 Comments 356 weeks
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DATE RAPE
Let me tell you about a girl I know,
Had a drink about an hour ago.
Sitting in a corner by herself, in a bar in downtown hell.
She heard a noise and she looked through the door.
And saw a man she’d never seen before.
Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.
Well, her eyebrow raised as he walked through the door
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
’my brand new car is parked right outside. how’d ya like to go for a ride? ’
And she said.’wait a minute I have to think.’
He said, ’that’s fine. may I please buy you a drink’
One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car
And they drove away someplace real far.
Now babe the time has come.
How’d ya like to have a little fun?
And she said.’ if we could only please be on our way, I will not run.’
That’s when things got out of control.
She didn’t want to, he had his way.
She said, ’let’s go’
He said, ’no way!’
Come on babe it’s your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
Come on baby don’t be afraid,
If it wasn’t for date rape I’d never get laid.
He finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar.
He said.’now baby don’t be sad, in my opinion you weren’t half-bad.’
She picked up a rock.,threw it at the car, hit him in the head, now his got a big scar.
Come on party people won’t you listen to me.
Date rape stylie.
The next day she went to her drawer, looked up her local attorney at law,
Went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy’s ass to court.
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, ’ she lies that little slut!’
The judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years
And now his heart is filled with tears.
That night in jail it was getting late.
He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed.
But the guards paid no attention to his cries.
That’s when things got out of control.
The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny.
But that’s the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can’t take pity on men of his kind,
Even though he now takes it in the behind.
That’s the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can’t take pity on men of his kind,
Even though he now takes it in the behind.
Date rape
She didn’t want to take it!0 Comments 373 weeks
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Adam Kiernan2/16/09i had the throat aids before the wailers!!! i would tell u stories but u never replied to my email about a month ago!!!!! nothin much to tell actually except that the wailers were awesome!!!! U tell ME some stories!!!
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Kie Carew12/16/08i went back to college. in first year of graphic design. livin the dream. hows college goin for ya? simon is thinkin more bout it than i am. i woodnt be that pushed on it to be honest but sure i would be on board if it got goin. yeah id be on for doin eddie haggard. we would have ot look at the story again and revisit the characters but i would be up for it.
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Simon Fay12/14/08
This saturday, woo!
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11/21/08
Simon Fay
Hullo there mister. I just put down a deposit on a house to rent, and paying the first months rent in a wee bit, so I'm broke. I don't have money to pick up your girlfriends ticket, so you might wanna get one of your brothers to do it or something. :S Gogol Bordello, standing ticket, 20th December. 30 Euro.
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Will Ryan11/18/08what's the story head?! you still studying in the north east?
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10/3/08
BoNefide WiLdChild
Hey Mark how's it going?? i was wondering if you had copies of them there songs you stuck up on the luv panda bebop page so I could do the same with the myspace one!! Cheers!! ruteyster@gmail.com
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9/5/08
Adam Kiernan
zakinthos was savage!!!! i dunno if i'm lookin forward to college or not!! i hav to wait for the stupid 75 every mornin!!! my christmas pressie better be amazin!!! is step bothers any use?? i wanna go see pineapple express!! we're goin over in february i think!!!!!!
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Adam Kiernan8/15/08
i got 315!!! so i'm better than u!!!! 1. steven 320 2. adam 315 3. mark 310 how embarassing for u!!!! i got: irish ordinary c1 english higher d2 maths ordinary b3 geography higher c2 french higher d3 construction higher d1 business higher d2 lcvp merit i'm amzing!!
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Simon Fay8/14/08
30 Euro
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Simon Fay8/13/08
Coooool, wanna me to get your ticket when Im getting mine?
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Simon Fay8/11/08
Gogol Bordello are in Dublin 20th december? Wanna go? And if you do wanna go do you wanna go with me?!
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Robert Fletcher8/3/08meh i'm working like a mother fucker at the moment
Hatching a plan to escape this horrid country for a week or so soon. you working or still in college?
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Simon Fay8/3/08
Check your hotmail, i sent you an email about me being in london next saturday.
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Robert Fletcher8/2/08
devil went down to Georgia!! fuckin A
when you back in ireland mate?
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bebo is shite7/30/08Hey dude Metal rocks !! You should come and check out my community for fans Metal and its subgenres and become an active and regular part of community life. Theres plenty for all fans Metal to discuss Judging from your music taste there is more than plenty for you to discuss, you have alot in common with our members Check it out at metalforever.freeforums.org
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Mark Kiernan7/19/08surely you didn't need an aptitude test to figure out youre a retard. i've been telling you that for years. but hard luck though.
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Adam Kiernan7/17/08
i did deserve it!! they were amazin!!!!! it wasn't an interview it was an aptitude tes!! and i didn't get it coz i'm a retard!!
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chill Rina This hot chick with huge tits is showing on cam! Hit up jane19bebo@live.com on msn messenger before she gets off. Shes crazy!
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Adam Kiernan7/14/08
rage were insane!!!!!!!
I believe the subject header speaks for itself (hey what ya know,i got the dimensions right!)
James Cushen 3 Repliesplus its too hard to get the dimensions on ur ma's tits
James Cushen 0 Repliesguess what this means
Robert Fletcher 2 Replies