55 secrets about yourself...
1. Is that your natural hair colour?
well i used 2 b a blonde as a kid

2. Where was your profile pic taken?
box room

3. What's your middle name?
Alexander

4. Your current relationship status?
on my own

5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
donno

6. What is your current mood?
bit bored

7. What colour underwear are you wearing?
blue

8. What makes you happy?
out with m8s driving

9. Are you musically inclined?
i like music

10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
yea i would ....

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day- what would you be?
birdy

12. Ever had a near death experience?
thinkin theres one more step on the stairs

13. Something you do a lot?
use my boringness 2 annoy

14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
that 70's show theme tune

15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
ivan HII

16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
me

17. When was the last time you cried?
hmm dont think ive cried 4 quite a bit

18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
not that i can recall

19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
hav a time machine POWER

20. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?
hmm hair, personality im sure theres other

21. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
nothin

22. What?s your biggest secret?
im actually not boring

23. What's your favorite colour?
red, white, blue

24. When was the last time you lied?
i dunno

25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
yeah toy story 3 4 the win

26. Do you have braces?
nope ^^

27. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
2 b more confident in myself

28. What are you eating or drinking atm?
nothin

30. What's your favorite smell?
petrol

31. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
never

32. What were you doing this morning at 8am?
sleeping

33. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
watchin tv

34 .what are you wearing
white t shirt, jeans

35. Are you mad at anyone right now?
naa

36. The last 2 people to say they loved you?
err now that tricky if any1 did it was a while ago mehhh =(

37. Last thing received in the mail?
some paper

38. Do you have any famous relatives?
havent a clue

39. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
nope

40. How long is your hair?
not short but not long

41. How many different drinks have you had today?
2

42. What have you eaten today?
sandwich

43. Are you good at maths?
im i computer person the computer dose it 4 me

44. Do you have plans on Saturday night?
the same thing we do nearly every saturday nite

45. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
naa

46. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
yup bk in the day when i was young

47. Do you like the ocean?
u mean that big puddle

48. What are you excited about?
err not sure dont hav anything 2 get excited about sadly

49. What did you do last night?
chilled at the libuary

50. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
nops

51. Where do you keep your change?
1ps 2ps and 5ps in a glass other in 2 different wallets

52. Do you remember the most naughty night of your life?
nah

53. Would you rather sleep with someone or alone?
depends who this some1 is

54. Do you like your name?
awk yeah something different

We believe in give and take here,
I give my time and effort, they take my freedom and dignity

If at first you dont succeed
Delegate the job to someone else

When the going gets tough
The manager is nowhere to be seen

Every day i aim higher
But i still haven't hit the manager

A Problem shared
Is a problem multiplied

If you're not part of the solution
You're probably a manager

Teamwork
Means never having to take all the blame yourself

When confronted by a difficult problem
You can solve it more easily by reducing the question, how would the lone ranger handle this

The light at the end of the tunnel
Has been turned off due to budget cuts

Never argue with idiots
They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience

1. I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!
2. Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
3. Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That’s just common sense!
4. A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
5. Have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?
6. I wanna live. I don’t wanna die. That’s the whole meaning of life: Not dying! I figured that shit out by myself in the third grade.
7. I used to be Irish Catholic. Now I’m an American — you know, you grow.
8. You can’t fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.
9. If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?
10. Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
11. If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
12. No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it.
13. There are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven you can’t say on television. What a ratio that is! 399,993 to 7. They must really be baaaad. They must be OUTRAGEOUS to be separated from a group that large. “All of you words over here, you seven….baaaad words.” That’s what they told us, right? …You know the seven, don’t ya? That you can’t say on TV? Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.
14. The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
15. The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
16. Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
17. Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.
18. Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
19. If it requires a uniform, it’s a worthless endeavor.
20. If you live long enough, sooner or later everybody you know has cancer.
21. You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
22. Soft rock music isn’t rock, and it ain’t music. It’s just soft.
23. Reminds me of something my third-grade teacher said to us. She said, “You show me a tropical fruit and I’ll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.”
24. As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is.
25. If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.
26. The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
27. I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.
28. I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
29. If you’ve got a cat and a leg, you’ve got a happy cat. If you’ve got a cat and two legs, you’ve got a party.
30. You can prick your finger — just don’t finger your prick.
31. By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
32. Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
33. Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
34. I don’t like to think of laws as r