Choose a college. Choose a bar crawl. Choose stealing traffic cones. Choose daytime tv. Choose living on cheap beer and instant meals. Choose to sniff test clothes to see if they are wearable. Choose sitting up all night writing the essay that you should have been working on for the last three months. Choose being out eveytime the landlord calls around for the rent. Choose blowing all your money on nights out and a new stero. Choose endless parties at strangers houses. Choose falling asleep in lectures. Choose leftover take-aways for breakfast. Choose asking your parents for money. Choose not cleaning the bathroom. Choose doing all the things your parents warned you not to. Choose befriending the class nerd for there notes. Choose the cheapest nites out you will ever have. Choose waking up to complete strangers. Choose starting the weekend two days early. Choose bringing dirtylaundry home to your parents. Choose a hot study partner. Choose not to sit beside the ugliest
person in lectures. Choose to sleep with the lecturer to get top marks. Choose to get high and talk bullshit.Choose new friends you wont speak to within a year of leaving.Choose a new lover to replace the one you left at home.Choose to increase your alcohol tolerance level. Choose the best time of your life......
Choose your future
CHOOSE COLLEGE LIFE

Leave one memory of us together. It doesn't matter if I know you a little or a lot, anything you remember. EVERY1 DO IT!! Its pretty cool 2 c wat ppl remember!

Subject: UCD Arts Exam
Time Limit: 3 WEEKS

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
(a) build a bridge
____ (b) sail the ocean
____ (c) lead an army or
____ (d) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
____ (a) Jewish
____ (b) Catholic
____ (c) Hindu
____ (d) Polish
____ (e) Agnostic

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
8. What are people in America's far north called?
____ (a) Westerners
____ (b) Southerners
____ (c) Northerners

9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton
Bush: __________________________
Carter: __________________________
Clinton: __________________________

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from?
____ (a) Tescos
____ (b) Superquinn
____ (c) Canada
____ (d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
____ (a) yes
____ (b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. Amhrán na bhFiann is the National Anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Which part of Ireland produces the most potatoes?
____ (a) New York
____ (b) London
____ (c) Wexford
____ (d) Sydney

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?

19. What does RTE (Radio Teilifis Eireann) stand for?

20. The UCD University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
____ (a) B.C
____ (b) A.D

Signed _______________________