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Frank Wilson

i hate how i actually hav time 2 go on bebo

3/15/09 | me too! | Reply

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  • the laws of golf

    The laws of golf


    LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.

    LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.

    LAW 3: Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. Though this cannot be proven in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater its attraction to water.

    LAW 4: Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down.

    LAW 5: No matter what causes a golfer to muff a shot, all his playing partners must solemnly chant "You looked up," or invoke the wrath of the universe.

    LAW 6: The higher a golfer's handicap, the more qualified he deems himself as an instructor.

    LAW 7: Every par-three hole in the world has a secret desire to humiliate golfers. The shorter the hole, the greater its desire.

    LAW 8: Topping a 3-iron is the most painful torture known to man.

    LAW 9: Palm trees eat golf balls.

    LAW 10: Sand is alive. If it isn't, how do you explain the way it works against you?

    LAW 11: Golf carts always run out of juice at the farthest point from the clubhouse.

    LAW 12: A golfer hitting into your group will always be bigger than anyone in your group. Likewise, a group you accidentally hit into will consist of a football player, a professional wrestler, a convicted murderer and an IRS agent -- or some similar combination.

    LAW 13: All 3-woods are demon-possessed.

    LAW 14: Golf balls from the same "sleeve" tend to follow one another, particularly out of bounds or into the water (See Law three).

    LAW 15: A severe slice is a thing of awesome power and beauty.

    LAW 16: "Nice lag" can usually be translated to "lousy putt." Similarly, "tough break" can usually be translated "way to miss an easy one, sucker."

    LAW 17: The person you would most hate to lose to will always be the one who beats you.

    LAW 18: The last three holes of a round will automatically adjust your score to what it really should be.

    LAW 19: Golf should be given up at least twice per month.

    LAW 20: All vows taken on a golf course shall be valid only until the sunset.

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    You have to check this out http://tinyurl.com/3plxqnb

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  • Colin O'Brien
    Colin O'Brien

    lol....you need to add me on Facebook! Heres my profile http://goo.gl/xsToc

    11/20/10
  • Jenz F
    luv Jenz F

    Hey buddy how r ye? r u comin back to us dis year?? X

    5/17/09
  • 'Pretty Boy' Drumgoole
    luv 'Pretty Boy' Drumgoole

    ur the best man ur my bestest mate xxxxxxxxxxx

    4/23/09
  • Simo Kelly
    luv Simo Kelly

    there having a mass for mikey down at the church 2 marrow hope to see u there .....he was such a great fish

    4/13/09
  • Ross Culligan
    Ross Culligan

    bit of an update round here eh? 5-0 winners 2day.. big guy up front smashed in 3!

    3/15/09
  • Dave O B
    Dave O B

    whats that then??

    3/15/09
  • Stephen Hearty

    Ah yeah...had an operation on my knee cause i tore my cruciate ligament! Any buzx wit u!? Still in Dunnes?

    3/4/09
  • David Murphy
    luv David Murphy

    Wow has it been that long ha!! I'll head out Friday!! Can't durin week! Have two essays due on Thursday and Friday!! You? X

    3/3/09
  • David Murphy
    luv David Murphy

    What ya mean?

    3/2/09
  • 'Pretty Boy' Drumgoole
    'Pretty Boy' Drumgoole

    Ye got a trim! the whole gang r lookin smashin now! No didnt get kicked out jus got shitfaced! nearly got kicked uout last nite doh

    3/2/09
  • Bruno Lupo
    luv Bruno Lupo

    i'll hook u up with that few bob this week for our antics! enough is enough no more right! few bevs this week?

    2/23/09
  • Dave O B
    Dave O B

    Ah mate that swing is a bit too upright. Clubface bit closed too and we wont mention that shank u hit after that swing too mate

    2/20/09
  • Aisling Regan
    Aisling Regan

    Your 'top advice' didnt cover pedestrians walking out in front of my car getting me a grade 3 fault!!! happened near the end of my test aswell and i'd passed before that coz i had less than 9 grade 2's... So you suck at giving advice!!!

    2/19/09
  • Shane Reddin
    Shane Reddin

    we have a team................you dont!..........................any  thing else to add?

    2/19/09
  • 'Pretty Boy' Drumgoole
    'Pretty Boy' Drumgoole

    sorry wats this im being attacked for! you dunnes stores working arsehole

    2/19/09
  • Dave O B
    Dave O B

    U and sull startin fights............... the 2 TANKS!! man u big dogs r never outta the gym :L :L :L u missed a classic Clog moment today! u wouda died laughin!

    2/17/09
  • luv Gary Mc Grane

    good nite boss? Tink u were an eager beaver 2 get d boxing gloves out!

    2/10/09 via Mobile
  • Dave O B
    Dave O B

    Ah Frank Frank y u not been hittin gym mate?? U playin the 5-a-side with us??

    2/9/09