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Elliot Williamson
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Male, 24,
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- from Invershneckie/New Warsaw/Glasgow
- I am Single
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- Member since: February 2006
- Last active: 3/30/12
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- Hello Ladies, You know You Want To...
- Me, Myself, and I
- Well i guess i better do this thing all again seeings how pat the bummer fucked it all up!!
Back home for summer now after an absolutely ace year down in glasgow! Liver failure galore!!
Trying to find a job but failing misserably! just bumming about the place really, going on ace wee seshs with the guys all over the shop!
hopeing for a summer full of sun, fun, booze, festivals, camping, bbqing and random drives and walks!
fingers crossed this year is as good as last year eh!
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Elliots Guide On Easy Jobs!
right people! if your unemployed and you want a piss easy job coz your a complete and utter lazy left testicle like me, then heres some simple guide lines and pointers to follow and soon you'll be coasting your way to the money train and the drinks will be on you...wtf?
1. Look for a job in small boutiques aka small shops or privately owned shops.
2.Move to the teuchter towns where they do nothing on the sabbath, god bothers=hangover in peace!
3.Go for shops that close at 5 that means free evenings for boozing and BAKING...cakes
4.Clothes shops have so much less work than food shops! No heavy lifting, not too busy and pretty much plain sailing!
5.Tourist shops are good coz they-re quiet so is good if you have a hangover..plus they always smell of lavender which is pleasant!
6.Off liscences' cheap booze and hardly any work coz theyre all tiny!
7.Mountaineering/outdoor shops...you dont need to know shit and you can make up any old bollocks and people will believe you!
8.telemarketing easy ass job, sit around and do nothing! on the phone and internet...mint
9. Youth work good banter and pay get payed for fannying about!
10. early learning centre BANTER!!!!
hope this helps!
elz0 Comments 268 weeks
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Sketchy Shit like!
Holy shit peole i am so lucky to be alive right now eh! SKETCHIEST DAY OF MY LIFE=YESTERDAY!!!!
ok, i got of the ferry in picton,kilting it up as usual, and some guy comes up and tells me to go to a pub called the flying haggis.so i do!
i get there and its a pure scottish pub, tennants on tap and belhaven and the like! lol! so i orderd my ass a pint of tennants a plate of haggis neeps and tatties. the lady from behind the bar is from fyfe, and tells me that the cook makes his own haggis and i can have it for free....FREEE!!!
anyhoo...blahblahblah, went outside for a fag, l+b btw! ha! and start talking to an irish guy and american girl and an ausie! start chating to them , geting the crack and then they offer to take me to nelson so i was like free haggis and A free road trip! AWSOME! so they go and repack their car. when i get there the sun roof is a real estate signs taped too the roof! the sun roof blew away into a feild when they were trying to open it! lol! i get in and am totally packed, retro ass bag on my lap and metal poles in my face!
get driving stop at an offie, change the car a wee bit and then get on the road again with a case of beer and a case of bourbon coke mix cans 440ml.s start drinking and chating and everything, drive past the last petrol station befor enelson with around a quarter tank and dont fill up and its pretty much all up hill! the drivers fucking knocking back the poof juice 6 to the dozen! all around these windey shitey wee roads and we're doing it all around 100ks and our! lol! shoite!
oh yeah and the driver was stoned as well!
get there.....alive....not stopped by the police...driver absolutley rat arsed....with some petrol to spare even though it was on empty for around25mins! and got a hostel room!
WHAT THE FUCK!!! And i didnt even know there names when we got here! lol!
jesus!
like i said SKETCHY AS FUCK!!!!1 Comment 292 weeks
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Harry Acheson11/21/10I just netted $892 in 5 days in my spare time! Made it from - http://x.co/KTK6 Your going to be so happy!
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Daniel Greenshields8/5/09alright man! hows it going? what ya been upto these days? not seen you in ages! whats the crack this weekend?
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Hayleigh McBean6/23/09hey hey hey
how did your talk with eric go??he let you know if you got the job or not??can u believe that we could be working together
try not stand on me
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Louise6/5/09Nah just ended up a few of us n we went to mavericks couldn't be bothered with love or that. I'm working away full time allready yup! It's pants but at least i'v got some money comin in! I dont actually have a tent for rockness yet. Spose i'll have to get all that sorted next week! N stock up on the old strongbow!!!
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Louise6/4/09Yep i am indeed! getting excited now! I went out last sat for it ya mong lol! Wasn't a big deal really. What you been up to? xxx
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6/3/09
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SAYIN? not much. town was pants.should've came campin. how was it anyhoos? planage this wkend? y'up for sunday sesh? i want a beverage with shmelliot!
ya found a flat yet? let's be flatmates. if you dont u r gay. probably. anyways hit me up wi a text or sumfeen.
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6/3/09 via Mobile
Leanne
Im sure you will find away of gettin to go? Mummy and daddy maybe :-D Well its a girlie dinner at mustard seed then as far as im aware anyone can come out after?? xx
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6/3/09 via Mobile
Leanne
So without a doubt it will be a messy weekend tut tut I Got a 30th on friday then laura's 20th the saturday so will be a bit mad im sure but will try to be on my best behaviour :-P x
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6/3/09 via Mobile
Leanne
Sounds like your not gettin very far at all boy! Sure you will get the eventually :-D:-D You out this weekend? x
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6/3/09 via Mobile
Leanne
Yeh im off my head, but off for 3 after sooo :-D Your welcome any time, the thought that we could actually work together lol the fun we would have :-D What ya on tha day? x
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6/3/09 via Mobile
Leanne
Yeh i Got done at 11pm, just bout to do the same all over again 32hour days you Got a love them :-S phone and speak to suzie 236451 That sounds like you would of had fun, its nice out there. Least ya never broke a leg or nought x
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Louise6/3/09u really the hottest thing on bebo? wow that's really something
! Are you hitting rockness next weekend? xxx
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Leanne6/2/09ur head was up ur ass haha i could tell
Work is going ok i suppose a bit run of my feet now compared to earlier but hey i might get dinner yet if im lucky ;( But i can still find the time to send mail haha
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6/2/09
Leanne
Hey ya How u doing?? Long time no speak haha
Just to say i left a letter with Suzie and put in a good word for you
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Penman 0 RepliesThere's a secret message if you play me drawing this back to you!!!!
Calum Hogg 0 Replieshow exciting!!!
its just reeeeeeeeeealy far away!!!!
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