Take the first letter in your first name:
A: I stripped infront of
B: I bit
C: I sucked
D: I moved
E: I rubbed
F: I smelt
G: I did anal with
H: I blew
I: I stopped
J: I Photographed
K: I turned on
L: I shoved
M: I tickled
N: I munched
O: I turned off
P: I set light to
Q: I twisted
R: I gobbed on
S: I chucked up on
T: I looked at
U: I walked on
V: I kicked
W: I played with
X: I fucked
Y: I did 69er with
Z: I glared at

Take the day you were born on:
1: The queen
2: A horse
3: A dildo
4: A butt plug
5: A teacher
6: A car exhaust
7: Michael Jackson
8: A male striper
9: A pikey
10: An ugly fat kid
11: Tony Blair
12: A cheeseburger
13: A slut
14: My dad
15: An adult toy
16: A plaster
17: A paint brush
18: My mums used tampon
19: A wig
20: A Flute
21: An old man
22: A fish
23: A mammal
24: A carrot
25: A pubic hair
26: A bogey
27: A pencil sharper
28: A school tie
29: Some used loo-roll
30: Some Y- fronts with skids
31: A fit model

Now take the first letter of your last name
A: For money
B: For fun
C: Because I’m loved
D: To prove a point
E: To pass time
F: For a bet
G: Because I wanted to
H: Because it was dry
I: For a free pencil
J: To get onto a game show
K: Because my mum said it would turn her on
L: And loved it
M: For a pet monkey
N: Because I was horny
O: For a free cuddly toy
P: To win a Ferrari
Q: So I could get a boob job
R: For a hob nob
S: To win X-factor
T: All for pleasure
U: For a laugh
V: Because my pet hamster was dying
W: For £10
X: To skip school
Y: Because I thought my hair looked cool
Z: So people will talk about me

♥My sexc girlfriend = *SOPHIE*
♥My wife= *NIAMH.T*
♥My ma= *FEABHA*
♥My Da = *DAN MULVEY*
♥My sexc 1 nite stand = *MEL*
♥My Fuk buddie= *ASHO*
♥My Big brother = *GARRETT*
♥My Little brother= *JEFF*
♥My Big sister *RACHEL DUNNE*
♥My Little sister= *TARA*
♥My Daughter = *LAURA DOYLE*

♥My Sexy best friend = *GRAINNE*
♥My favourite bebo bud= *GRAINNE*
♥My Other sexc best friend = *RUTH*
♥My Bit on the side =*KATE O'CALLAGHAN*
♥My sxy big cous = *KAREN*
♥My my sxy lil cous = *KIETHO*
♥My Personal shopper =
♥My Slave=
♥My Shoppoholic friend =
♥My Lil cutie pie= *LAURA MURPHY*
♥My Crazy Siamese twin =
♥My Valentine =
♥My SEXI Chatterbox = *LAUREN*
♥My Hot admirer =
♥My Messer upper =
♥My Sexc Cleaner n a Chef= *NAOISE*
♥My Lover= *LYNN*
♥My Horny Friend=
♥My Crazy Buddy= *MARK TRAVERS*
♥My Sexc Bebo Bud= *SARAH D*
♥My Sexy Butler= *NICK*
♥My Masseuse=
♥My Next Door Neighbour= *CAROLINE*
♥My Sexy Six-Pack-Er= *ROSS*
♥My lil girlie= *JILL*
♥My love = *DANIELLE REDDY*
♥My inspiration= *CIANO*
♥My god= *KENNY*
♥My Stalker=
♥MY Sexc Striper=
♥My Fairy god mother= *ROB*
♥My sex slave=
♥My mad friend= *SEAN CLEARY*
♥My sham= *ELAINE*
♥My Sexc gurdian Angle= *SARAH MALONE*
♥My Body guard=
♥Diss person av 2 b really really sexy=
♥My Twin= *MOONEY*
♥My Backup=

F = damn youre ugly
D = your parents must be beated
C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay?
C = You're okay looking, but u need work...
C+ = You're just average
B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess
B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person.
B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd meet u.
A- =You're extremely attractive, and you're sound.
A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!
A+ = Gorgeous.
A++=SO HOTT will you marry me
A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE ,KISS ME AND DON'T STOP