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Craig Allan
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Male,
40
- from berwick upon tweed
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- Last active: 1/9/13
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- Me, Myself, and I
- hey am mostly with jenna, my girl friend. when am not with jenna a will be sleepin or out we ma mates.
- fav bands
- greenday, counting crows, ghettobillies, foo fighters, oasis, Lostprophets, the killers, the streets, kooks, chillis, more
- sports
- sk8tin, surfin
- stuff i mostly do
- sleeping, being with freinds, family and jenna, listen to music and being random
- RIP Barv
- you will always be missed. cheers for being a great mate over the years.
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LEEDS 2008 !!!!!!!
after a frustrating 1 and a half hours a managed to get my tickets. cum on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!110 Comments 277 weeks
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berwick upon tweed chavs
The Berwick Chav is a special breed. Clothed in finest garb from the fashion houses of Allsports and TK Maxx, they walk in herds of 5-6. The Berwick accent is not pleasant either. Imagine a mixture of Geordie and Glaswegian and you are getting pretty close. The Chavs congregate on benches in Marygate(the main street) outside Woolworths, drinking White Lightning from the dodgy off-licences and terrorising the passers by. At night, they can be found trying to gain entry to Bedrocks Nightclub (bring your own knife) where they dance the night away before going outside for a fight, kebab, piss up against a lamp-post and a quick shag in the doorway of Dixons (not necessarily in that order.)
Oh, and we should also mention the seagulls. These winged rats will attack you at the first available opportunity. They appear to be in league with the chavs, as they will only shit on you if you are wearing non-chavwear items.
Go to Berwick by all means, but dont go during the night and for god's sake, do not spend more than 2 hours there!"1 Comment 278 weeks
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what they mean
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you!
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
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Paul10/28/10OMG... this girl is showing everything on her msn cam. Shes trying to set a record for most msn cam views.... hit her up on RoxySarettoszdoz@hotmail.com, its her msn messenger name
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Paul10/25/10I just made $52 in a week just working at home! Check it out at - http://bit.ly/aImecM You will thank me!
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2/22/10
Dawn Coser
no dont have facebook lol everyone wants me to get it cos im so cool n they want ma chats but really cant be arsed to learn what to do!! me n computers dont mix lol your welcome!!!! i think you look dashing in them pics to be honest lmao!!! jenna should be proud to call you her man hahaha xxx
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10/2/09
Dawn Coser
hahahahahahahahahaha remember this?? this had me laughin for agies lol your so pretty haha
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Jenna-Louise Wardhaugh3/29/09
hey darlin, i miss u loads, i need a hug
XxXxX
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Robert Laidlaw3/1/09have a night at mine soon cans and that
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Kristie Garland1/12/09yeah a went out was gd laff lyk u wrkin much lately? haha a was in nt long ago wanted two rails bt only got 1 a was boilin! bad service skills in that place min!ha wbx
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1/1/09
Kristie Garland
happy new year! how is u? was u out last nyt then? av ended ma days at bein an awkward customer !haha wbxx
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10/18/08
Jenna-Louise Wardhaugh
hey gorgeous how r u today ? lol looks like ur not loosin ur sex appeal anyway lol lookin forward to tonight
c u soon sexy, love you! XxXx
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R10/13/08
alreet nowt much really just working n tht. Whats the crack in Berwick?
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Robert Laidlaw10/12/08cheers mate! Cans and a crack soon
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Liam Portues10/6/08glad to hear it mate, coosty.... i`ll stick you a cd when a see you mate, on da house as your such a loyal companion... l.p
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Liam Portues9/27/08happy holls mate !!
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X Rebecca-Alicia X9/17/08yeh good not long till your holiday eh xxxx
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X Rebecca-Alicia X9/5/08hey you hows it goin xxxxxxx
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