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Keelan Browne

Keelan Browne
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  • Male, 23, Luv 6
  • from Greystones
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  • Member since: February 2006
  • Last active: 4/5/10
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
I am serious stuff...
The Other Half Of Me
Sean Horan

Sean Horan

hero

Music
oasis ian brown the stone roses
Films
Green street! Classic. Watever else is good.
Sports
liverpool, Greystones United
Scared Of
Nutin im a hard fiend!
Happiest When
out partying and getting my freak on.

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    • great chat up lines

      lines
      chat up lines!!
      • I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

      • (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

      • Nice legs...what time do they open?

      • Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

      • You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

      • Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

      • I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

      • I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

      • I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

      • Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

      • I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

      • Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

      • I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

      • Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?

      • You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

      • Are those real?

      • You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

      • I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

      • If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

      • I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

      • You know if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

      • You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

      • F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?

      • Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

      • My name is (name)... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

      • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

      • Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

      • My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. "

      • Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

      • My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

      • I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

      • I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?

      • If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

      • Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?

      • Baby, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.

      • Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

      • Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them

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    • heya buddy
      heya buddy

      ok so i wasnt enjoying the lack of picture so i decided to use my amazing artwork skill to draw u this???u like!?!x x

      Kate Cafferky 0 Replies
    • HEYA!!
      HEYA!!

      hiya hun! tanks for da comment,thot id draw ya a pic cos ya addent gt one!yay i was da first person to leav ya a drawing!!lol!hope ya ad fun last nyt!!ttus xxROxx

      Róisín Moore 0 Replies

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    • Laura Smith
      Laura Smith

      I snagged $490 in two days doing almost nothing! I got it from - http://x.co/KTEN Keep this a secret!

      11/21/10
    • Cllr Simon Harris
      Cllr Simon Harris

      Please Vote No. 1 Simon Harris this Friday for both Wicklow County Council & Greystones Town Council. Simon has been working tirelessly for our community for a long period of time - setting up an Autism charity to lobby for schools for children with special needs, working on the Greystones Arts Festival, helping with the Summer Project and so on. He is local - has lived in the locality all his life. Now more than ever we need someone to fight for us on the County Council, to give us a voice on the issues that matter and to stand up for us. We cannot have a situation where the same people represent us literally for decades. We need change - we need new energy - we need fresh ideas. By voting Simon Harris No. 1 we can get this. Polling Stations are open from 7am-10pm on Friday, 5th June. Please spread the word amongst family and friends. Change starts here!

      6/1/09
    • Colin Crosbie
      Colin Crosbie

      browner me aul mate,,,any crak,,,,u still alive,,,give us a shout,,,,gizmo,,,,oh and stay out of them shacks ,,, theyre bad news........................NOT

      3/26/09
    • Horno
      Horno

      brown sound...u shackin it later???

      3/25/09
    • Lindsey Mackay
      Lindsey Mackay

      ha sure....! My fav is: "Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?"

      3/24/09
    • Lindsey Mackay
      Lindsey Mackay

      by the way have u ever tried any of those chat up lines? Cause i doubt they work....

      3/23/09
    • Lindsey Mackay
      Lindsey Mackay

      ";o ur little secret" ha remeber that??

      3/23/09
    • Karen McCormick
      Karen McCormick

      ah not 2 bad ! ahh very good ... ahh nm just skwl n mocks n all ..... not very exciting at all hah u goin oxygen? x

      3/15/09
    • Karen McCormick
      Karen McCormick

      hey hey how are you? long tym noo see ! wat yu doin these days? x

      3/9/09
    • Lindsey Mackay
      Lindsey Mackay

      I got trapped by the cdwm marathon yesterday.....

      1/26/09
    • Anto Sutton
      Anto Sutton

      i seen you at the esso in the horrers :L :L :L

      1/17/09
    • Anto Sutton
      Anto Sutton

      the state u where in last night chap :L :L

      1/16/09 via Mobile
    • Stephen Kelly
      Stephen Kelly

      The Raglans are moving to London to sign a record deal and tour the UK- They will be playing their final Irish show for what could be a long time in Greystones theatre on Friday Feb 6th. Special guests will be joining The Raglans on stage for what should be a great send off. Tickets 5 euro-On the door only. Limited availbilty. Arrive early Doors- 8.pm ALL AGES Wheelchair access.......... .....

      1/9/09
    • Lindsey Mackay
      Lindsey Mackay

      haha i'm using them to jog my memory!!

      12/21/08
    • Lindsey Mackay
      Lindsey Mackay

      i have fotos, i'll check back! Can't remember taking half of them tho!

      12/21/08
    • Lindsey Mackay
      Lindsey Mackay

      ahaha, the black haired one??! I was on the dancefloor attempting to dance but i just kept stumbling everywhere so i decided it was time to go home....

      12/21/08
    • Lindsey Mackay
      Lindsey Mackay

      i had to leave early......how embarrasing!! How did d rest of the evening go??!

      12/21/08
    • Lindsey Mackay
      Lindsey Mackay

      haha, i don't even wana think about it!! Were u in bits again??!

      12/21/08
    • Lindsey Mackay
      Lindsey Mackay

      U better be watching come dine with me....

      12/21/08
    • Lindsey Mackay
      Lindsey Mackay

      haha good night tho! I tink we shud all take it cheesy for the next few weeks, we've really been hitting it hard lately!!

      11/17/08