Pick the month you were born:

>>>January--I kicked
>>>February--I loved
>>>March--I smoked
>>>April-- played cards with
>>>May--I kissed
>>>June--I laughed at
>>>>July--I did the Macarena with
>>August--I shagged
>>>September--I danced with
>>>October--I sang to
>>>November--I yelled at
>>>December--I choked on

>>>Pick the day (number) you were born on:

>>>1-------a birdbath
>>>2-------a fat kid
>>>3-------a phone
>>>4-------Jake Gyllenhaal
>>>5-------a Mexican
>>>6-------a gangster
>>>7-------a hooker
>>>8-------my dog
>>>9-------my best friends' boyfriend
>>>10-------my neighbor
>>>11-------my science teacher
>>>12-------a banana
>>13-------a fireman
>>>14-------a stuffed animal
>>15-------a goat
>>>16-------a pickle
>>>17-------your mum
>>>18-------a spoon
>>19-------myself
>>>20-------a chocolate bar
>>>21-------a ninja
>>>22-------Orlando Bloom
>>>23-------a noodle
>>>24-------a squirrel
>>>25-------a football player
>>>26-------my sister
>>>27-------my brother
>>>28-----an ipod
>>>29-------a permanent marker
>>>30-------a llama
>>>31-------A pig

>>>Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

>>>White----------because I'm cool like that.
>>>Black-----------because that's how I roll.
>>>Pink------------because I'm gay.
>>>Red------------because the voices told me to.
>>>Blue-----------because I'm nice and I do what I want.
>>>Green---------because I hate myself.
>>>Purple---------because the monkey told me to.
>>>Gray----------because I'm dumb.
>>>Yellow--------because someone offered me £1,000,000.
>>>Orange-------because I love it.
>>>Brown--------because I'm a pervert.
>>>Other-------because I'm a ninja.
>>>None--------because I cant control myself.

1.Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Favorite position (s) ?
4. Do you think i'm hot?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8. Would you take a shower with me?
9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10. Would you leave after or stay the night?
11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12. Have sex on the first date?
13. Would you kiss me during sex?
14. Do you think I would be good in bed?
15. Can we take pictures of the act?
16. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

WOULD YOU?
[_] go out with me?
[_] give me your number?
[_] kiss me?
[_] let me kiss you?
[_] watch a movie with me
[_] be my gf?
[_] have a fling with me?
[_] let me buy you a drink?
[_] Would you let me sleep in your bed?
[_] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[_] have a relationship with me?
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] Dance with me?
[_] Spank that arse?
[_] Say yes if i asked you out?
[_] Get wasted with me?
[_] Hang out with me?
[_] Bring me around your friends?
D0 Y0U...
[_] think im cute?
[_] think im hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
[_] want to hook up with me?
AM i...
[_] smart?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] loveable?
[_] adorable?
[_] compassionate?
[_] annoying?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?